Laurenn
@laurennjoeline.bsky.social
she/her - HTX - Mother of Maisie 🧡🐱
I dumped my X, and I'm better off here 💙
swiftie - I worship at the Chappell of Roan - podcasts and running keep me alive - TCA 🐞
I dumped my X, and I'm better off here 💙
swiftie - I worship at the Chappell of Roan - podcasts and running keep me alive - TCA 🐞
What we're working with here. (Reference to his metal core band in high school)
December 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
What we're working with here. (Reference to his metal core band in high school)
If anybody wants it for themselves 🫶
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
If anybody wants it for themselves 🫶
I know it's not even Thanksgiving Day but I was too excited when I came across this orange tabby wallpaper!! 🥹
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I know it's not even Thanksgiving Day but I was too excited when I came across this orange tabby wallpaper!! 🥹
From my mom who lives in the most red, 🍊💩 worshiping, small town in TX, regarding our Thanksgiving family potluck. Us Houston family members are going up there this year. So no. Once again failing their own us vs them agenda. (Also, they have a large Walmart AND fully functioning grocery store).
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
From my mom who lives in the most red, 🍊💩 worshiping, small town in TX, regarding our Thanksgiving family potluck. Us Houston family members are going up there this year. So no. Once again failing their own us vs them agenda. (Also, they have a large Walmart AND fully functioning grocery store).
All I can hear is the "literally crying over my nails right now" 😭😭😭
November 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
All I can hear is the "literally crying over my nails right now" 😭😭😭
Food belongs in the kitchen. I have no idea why this crispy chicken quarter is on my couch.
November 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Food belongs in the kitchen. I have no idea why this crispy chicken quarter is on my couch.
Not to be weird but I think this hair and makeup would absolutely eat as a bridal look for tay.
November 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Not to be weird but I think this hair and makeup would absolutely eat as a bridal look for tay.
You put me on and said I was your favorite 🩶
October 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
You put me on and said I was your favorite 🩶
My bf sends me snaps of our cat all day because he works from home, here's the 3 he just sent today 🧡
October 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
My bf sends me snaps of our cat all day because he works from home, here's the 3 he just sent today 🧡
*kicks in door*
FLAMINGO PINK
*shakes champagne bottle
SUNRISE BOULEVARD
*pops cork*
CLINK, CLINK
*sprays the champagne on self*
BEING THIS YOUNG IS ART
FLAMINGO PINK
*shakes champagne bottle
SUNRISE BOULEVARD
*pops cork*
CLINK, CLINK
*sprays the champagne on self*
BEING THIS YOUNG IS ART
October 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
*kicks in door*
FLAMINGO PINK
*shakes champagne bottle
SUNRISE BOULEVARD
*pops cork*
CLINK, CLINK
*sprays the champagne on self*
BEING THIS YOUNG IS ART
FLAMINGO PINK
*shakes champagne bottle
SUNRISE BOULEVARD
*pops cork*
CLINK, CLINK
*sprays the champagne on self*
BEING THIS YOUNG IS ART
I'm addicted and I have a problem
October 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I'm addicted and I have a problem
Mom is obsessed with her boyfriend.
October 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Mom is obsessed with her boyfriend.
Should I get the shiny bug tee?? I just love that it reminds me of my chomaticaball tee.
October 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Should I get the shiny bug tee?? I just love that it reminds me of my chomaticaball tee.
They want that fat ass with a spooky face
October 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
They want that fat ass with a spooky face
The ITHK bridge walked so the Wood bridge could run
October 3, 2025 at 5:51 AM
The ITHK bridge walked so the Wood bridge could run
And if the theories are true that "actually romantic" is a Charli XCX diss track, I would like to remind y'all charli cast the first severed hand.
October 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
And if the theories are true that "actually romantic" is a Charli XCX diss track, I would like to remind y'all charli cast the first severed hand.
I'm pleased to announce my friends' group costume theme has been decided.
September 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I'm pleased to announce my friends' group costume theme has been decided.
I love the story of the photos in order of left to right - top to bottom
"I'm hunting this dream "
"I'm sitting pretty"
"I'm swept away in this"
"I'm miserable"
"I'm fighting for this"
"I'm queen"
It's quite literally her life 🥹
"I'm hunting this dream "
"I'm sitting pretty"
"I'm swept away in this"
"I'm miserable"
"I'm fighting for this"
"I'm queen"
It's quite literally her life 🥹
September 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I love the story of the photos in order of left to right - top to bottom
"I'm hunting this dream "
"I'm sitting pretty"
"I'm swept away in this"
"I'm miserable"
"I'm fighting for this"
"I'm queen"
It's quite literally her life 🥹
"I'm hunting this dream "
"I'm sitting pretty"
"I'm swept away in this"
"I'm miserable"
"I'm fighting for this"
"I'm queen"
It's quite literally her life 🥹
I want this tattooed on my body NOW
September 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I want this tattooed on my body NOW
Her grumpy face 😭😭😭
September 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Her grumpy face 😭😭😭
