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Lavie Tidhar
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That guy from that thing. Too young for a Nobel Prize. NO ONE HEARS THE LAST SHOT and GOLGOTHA out 2025.
Ooh...
Just checked London Review of Books books of the year on insta and saw Golgotha on there @lavietidhar.bsky.social don't know if it's also a best seller
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
anyway the giant space opera (tm) is edging ever closer to 180,000 words without stopping to rest, and I am going to spend 2026 only writing short things, thank you very much.
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I actually know a lot of full time writers, none of them well-known. Just hustlers. Either doing film/tv work, or game work, or work-for-hire / franchise work, have a niche that works for them - whatever. None of us sit in an ivory tower being fed strawberries by a magical money flute.
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
nicest thing you ever said about me, tom!
But as in so many ways, you're a weird outlier
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
and sadly no, i don't have rich parents / partner or patron of the arts, nor have i ever received a grant, try as i might. you assume every year is going to be your last before you have to get a real job again, but then it just keeps ticking over...
I mean, I'm going into my 14th year of full-time writing. I'd much rather have an actual job!
I can't repost this so quoting instead:

"I know we know this, but authors need to get better at talking about how they actually make their money. Stop pretending it's from the books."

But it IS basically books: 30% original pub, 30% foreign, 30% tv/film and/or royalties. the other 10% is--
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I mean, I'm going into my 14th year of full-time writing. I'd much rather have an actual job!
I can't repost this so quoting instead:

"I know we know this, but authors need to get better at talking about how they actually make their money. Stop pretending it's from the books."

But it IS basically books: 30% original pub, 30% foreign, 30% tv/film and/or royalties. the other 10% is--
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I can't repost this so quoting instead:

"I know we know this, but authors need to get better at talking about how they actually make their money. Stop pretending it's from the books."

But it IS basically books: 30% original pub, 30% foreign, 30% tv/film and/or royalties. the other 10% is--
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I've decided all novels derived from Dracula should from now on be called fangfic
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Lemony Snicket's success only came after he tore up his original proposal: A SERIES OF ONE FORTUNE EVENT
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I was never asked to join the Royal Society of Literature so decided to just start my own, the Royal Society of Lavieterature you're welcome
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
88pp in and I'm in that rare jealous-of-the-writing stage. Terrific stuff.
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
a skibidi tax and a 6-7 tax
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
must admit i was ignorant of the existence of 'bottled milkshakes and pre-packaged lattes' up to this point because... WHY? HOW IS THAT A THING THAT EXISTS.
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
who needs trade with europe when you can tax milkshakes
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
i thought we only left the eu so we could drink all the friggin' sugar we wanted, though!
fiscally speaking, a uk sugar tax IS the solution to brexit
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
fiscally speaking, a uk sugar tax IS the solution to brexit
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I then used the 20p to scratch my £1 scratch card but (spoiler alert) I didn't win
cutting the cash isa from 20k to 12k, oh no, what will i do with all this extra cash i have just lying around... <checks pockets>

i found 20p on the pavement the other day though!
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
cutting the cash isa from 20k to 12k, oh no, what will i do with all this extra cash i have just lying around... <checks pockets>

i found 20p on the pavement the other day though!
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The Best Book of 2025 No One Read Award, meanwhile, goes to...
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I don't read much sky fi these days but my early calls for the clarke award next year: when there are wolves again (ej swift), ice (jacek dukaj).

actual shortlist will probably be 3 books about bots, 1 random book no one understands why it's on the list, and 1 take-your-pick space opera (not mine).
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
the biggest problem with star wars is them calling it a death star when in a proper political system it would be called something like "happy star" or "peace star"
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
it's a cyber-quantum state of mind
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
if you don't blow up at least one galaxy is it even space opera
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
A classic noir novel, but set on an unstable science fictional megastructure.

THE POSTMAN ONLY RINGWORLDS TWICE
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Merci!
Pour le #MardiConseil un retour dans un cyberpunk doux et mélancolique avec @lavietidhar.bsky.social chez @editionsmnemos.bsky.social : www.outrelivres.fr/neom/
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM