Johnnycola
@laydownthelaw.bsky.social
I like to point out annoying tropes in hockey coverage. Habs fan. Blue Jays, begrudgingly. A mix of analytical acumen and passionate rants.
Are you sure about that?
December 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Are you sure about that?
Meanwhile, its pandemonium in Laval! Full out brawl!
December 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Meanwhile, its pandemonium in Laval! Full out brawl!
Blockbuster Friday is back!
December 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Blockbuster Friday is back!
"Why are shots total so low this year?"
Exhibit A:
Exhibit A:
Never in a million years would you guess what happens in this video
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
"Why are shots total so low this year?"
Exhibit A:
Exhibit A:
Slaf has to get that puck out. Sucks, but that's on him.
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Slaf has to get that puck out. Sucks, but that's on him.
Maybe Habs players should start actually *expecting* passes, just a thought? So many passes to players with their sticks way up high, completely befuddled that the puck is coming their way...
November 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Maybe Habs players should start actually *expecting* passes, just a thought? So many passes to players with their sticks way up high, completely befuddled that the puck is coming their way...
Nobody turns a prime scoring chances into "no shot on goal" like the Habs! A full team of guys scared to shoot the puck.
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Nobody turns a prime scoring chances into "no shot on goal" like the Habs! A full team of guys scared to shoot the puck.
PSA: if you have tickets for the Minnesota game on January 20, first of all, why? Second, sell them. It'll be more of the same. This Habs team has not yet figured out how to beat sound, boring defensive teams unfortunately.
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
PSA: if you have tickets for the Minnesota game on January 20, first of all, why? Second, sell them. It'll be more of the same. This Habs team has not yet figured out how to beat sound, boring defensive teams unfortunately.
Kings have owned the Habs for 6 years, and no sign of change. If the Habs are serious about contending, they need to figure out tight defensive schemes. Flyers did the same to them last week.
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Kings have owned the Habs for 6 years, and no sign of change. If the Habs are serious about contending, they need to figure out tight defensive schemes. Flyers did the same to them last week.
That's 4 straight goals the Kings scored in Montréal that are point shot. That's been their secret weapon for years against Montembeault.
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
That's 4 straight goals the Kings scored in Montréal that are point shot. That's been their secret weapon for years against Montembeault.
Ouf. Dach having a really bad start. Penalty - lazy turnover in DZ - penalty.
November 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Ouf. Dach having a really bad start. Penalty - lazy turnover in DZ - penalty.
Aaaannnd...the perfect play disease strikes again. Of course they're looking for highlight reel goals instead of just shooting.
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Aaaannnd...the perfect play disease strikes again. Of course they're looking for highlight reel goals instead of just shooting.
See what happens when you shoot the puck? Shoot the puck!!!
November 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
See what happens when you shoot the puck? Shoot the puck!!!
Lane. Shoot ffs! Whatever happened to "I need to shoot more"?
November 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Lane. Shoot ffs! Whatever happened to "I need to shoot more"?
Rookie scoring
1st: Demidov - 12pts
Rookie avg TOI
31st: Demidov - 14:04
Talk about doing a lot with very little!
1st: Demidov - 12pts
Rookie avg TOI
31st: Demidov - 14:04
Talk about doing a lot with very little!
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Rookie scoring
1st: Demidov - 12pts
Rookie avg TOI
31st: Demidov - 14:04
Talk about doing a lot with very little!
1st: Demidov - 12pts
Rookie avg TOI
31st: Demidov - 14:04
Talk about doing a lot with very little!
They looked sleepy af. I almost expecr to hear that half the team has the flu or something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
They looked sleepy af. I almost expecr to hear that half the team has the flu or something.
The o/u for Aaron Rodgers passin yards yesterday was 219.5.
He ended up with 219.
Free will is a myth, we're all going down a predestined train track laid there by the bookies.
He ended up with 219.
Free will is a myth, we're all going down a predestined train track laid there by the bookies.
October 27, 2025 at 11:39 AM
The o/u for Aaron Rodgers passin yards yesterday was 219.5.
He ended up with 219.
Free will is a myth, we're all going down a predestined train track laid there by the bookies.
He ended up with 219.
Free will is a myth, we're all going down a predestined train track laid there by the bookies.
If you guys NOBLETIGER this, i swear tg...
October 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
If you guys NOBLETIGER this, i swear tg...
Uh. Would you lookadat!
October 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Uh. Would you lookadat!
When's the last time Habs had a power plays? 5 periods ago?
October 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
When's the last time Habs had a power plays? 5 periods ago?
When power is out for 3 hours
Driving around because I don't know how to kill the next 2.5 hours
October 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
When power is out for 3 hours
Trey! You Savage, you!
October 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Trey! You Savage, you!
Habs way too lackadaisical in their own end now. They have clean breakouts and decide to circle back instead, then get into trouble.
October 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Habs way too lackadaisical in their own end now. They have clean breakouts and decide to circle back instead, then get into trouble.
So the Habs went from -115 to -125 favorites tonight after the injury news? Someone doesn't think much of the 3 injured guys 😆
October 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
So the Habs went from -115 to -125 favorites tonight after the injury news? Someone doesn't think much of the 3 injured guys 😆