Johnnycola
@laydownthelaw.bsky.social
I like to point out annoying tropes in hockey coverage. Habs fan. Blue Jays, begrudgingly. A mix of analytical acumen and passionate rants.
I dont think the Cup's coming to Canada anytime soon...
December 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I dont think the Cup's coming to Canada anytime soon...
He's basically like a cat following a laser pointer in his zone. And when he finally gets his stick on a puck...
a group of fish in plastic bags with the words now what written on the bottom
Alt: a group of fish in plastic bags with the words now what written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
He's basically like a cat following a laser pointer in his zone. And when he finally gets his stick on a puck...
I remember Dobes giving up a breakaway goal against TB, and people were like "What is he supposed to do?!?! Those a basically auto-goals, impossible to stop! Totally not on him!" Turns out, you're allowed to make a stop on breakaway. Crazy!
December 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I remember Dobes giving up a breakaway goal against TB, and people were like "What is he supposed to do?!?! Those a basically auto-goals, impossible to stop! Totally not on him!" Turns out, you're allowed to make a stop on breakaway. Crazy!
That's why he makes no sense as a "defense" guy. Defense guys need great anticipation to break up plays, and he has negative points in that slot.
December 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
That's why he makes no sense as a "defense" guy. Defense guys need great anticipation to break up plays, and he has negative points in that slot.
Suzuki and Bolduc immediately after:
a man in a suit and tie with a red tie that has a triangle on it
Alt: a man in a suit and tie with a red tie that has a triangle on it
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Suzuki and Bolduc immediately after:
The Montréal Never-Shoots.
December 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The Montréal Never-Shoots.
He loves coming alive against the Habs, then going back to sleep. Don't get excited.
December 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
He loves coming alive against the Habs, then going back to sleep. Don't get excited.
Who's gonna push them out? Carrier? Hutson? Matheson? Dobson? They're not a "cross-check in the crease" defense, for better or worse.
December 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Who's gonna push them out? Carrier? Hutson? Matheson? Dobson? They're not a "cross-check in the crease" defense, for better or worse.
Fred Armisen played drums in a bunch of bands from 1984 onwards.
December 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Fred Armisen played drums in a bunch of bands from 1984 onwards.
He has the advantage of being very sure of his opinions, very comfortable in front of a camera, and somewhat intimidating when he gets into it, especially if you're the new guy and not very camera-trained.
December 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
He has the advantage of being very sure of his opinions, very comfortable in front of a camera, and somewhat intimidating when he gets into it, especially if you're the new guy and not very camera-trained.
Zeev Buium is not a bag of pucks. He's legit a great prospect. Especially considering Quinn is likely to bolt to NJ as soon as hos contract is up, so its basically a rental.
December 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Zeev Buium is not a bag of pucks. He's legit a great prospect. Especially considering Quinn is likely to bolt to NJ as soon as hos contract is up, so its basically a rental.
Tai Lopez is back!
December 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Tai Lopez is back!
"Game management"
December 12, 2025 at 1:19 PM
"Game management"
Mommy Fowler still had a full beer at the buzzer, she ain't done!
December 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Mommy Fowler still had a full beer at the buzzer, she ain't done!
Mama Fowler finishes the game with a full beer, I like her style!
December 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Mama Fowler finishes the game with a full beer, I like her style!
League sees the scoring going up: "Not on my watch!"
December 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
League sees the scoring going up: "Not on my watch!"
bsky.app/profile/layd... knew it!
Face-off specialist Slaf 😎
December 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
bsky.app/profile/layd... knew it!
What winning a pp face-off does to a team
December 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
What winning a pp face-off does to a team
It really shows: any NHLer with that much time can rip it, even a mangled Gallagher.
December 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It really shows: any NHLer with that much time can rip it, even a mangled Gallagher.