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David (he/him)
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The other app sucks so I’m here. Random crap posts and longdog pics.
Happy Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Stephanie Vaquer’s new music sucks.
February 10, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Post a banger that’s not in English.

youtu.be/-UHDU7hR_BY?...
February 9, 2026 at 9:05 PM
A bit pissed off I can’t go to AEW House Rules next week but an 8 day cruise is a pretty good consolation prize
February 8, 2026 at 3:26 PM
MJF
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 8, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Gaaahhh I have a doctors appointment, going to have to watch Kenny Omega v Andrade el Idolo when I get back home.
February 5, 2026 at 2:17 AM
TIL Mark Davis is from Brisbane, nice!
February 5, 2026 at 2:13 AM
And Brock eliminating Oba Is some fuckin bullshit. Fuck Brock Lesnar.
February 1, 2026 at 11:00 AM
If the Royal Rumble is going to set the tone for the rest of the year, AEW gonna get a consecutive promotion if the year award
February 1, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Horsecock! Horsecock! Horsecock! Horsecock!
February 1, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Come on, Barrett. Those tables collapse all the fucking time lol
January 31, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I wish Bronson Reed would get new ring gear, he looks like a gigantic baby in that onesie
January 31, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I know the rumour mill isn’t very reliable, but if AJ goes to AEW I would be so happy
January 29, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Yesssss tomasso
January 29, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Yourself, but as a cartoon
January 28, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Is wil wheaton about to get run off the internet again lol
January 27, 2026 at 10:56 PM
This heat is fucking ridiculous. I’m about a click away from buying an expensive slushie machine
January 25, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Reposted by David (he/him)
You know me I don't share fundraisers unless I can tell you I trust them with my whole heart and my own wallet. This one gets protective gear to legal observers in Minneapolis / Saint Paul

www.gofundme.com/f/help-equip...
Donate to Help Equip Twin Cities Legal Observers with PPE, organized by Jac Kovarik
I have been involved in rapid response in the Twin Cities area since the b… Jac Kovarik needs your support for Help Equip Twin Cities Legal Observers with PPE
www.gofundme.com
January 24, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Bovino walks around without a helmet, just sayin’.
January 24, 2026 at 8:58 PM
The power bomb is one of my favourite wrestling moves because you can kiss the tip of your opponents cock before planting them
January 23, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Finished Metal Gear Solid Delta, I forgot how much I love MGS 3.

An upgraded version of MGS 5 would fix me
January 21, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Look at these beautiful pups. JUST LOOK AT THEM
January 18, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Anthony Bowens is a handsome bastard
January 11, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Reposted by David (he/him)
american liberals are fine with millions of deportations as long as they happen quietly and the police don't hurt any white people. proud of it, really
Obama deported 3 million illegal immigrants during his time in office and I don’t remember a single scene like this.
January 11, 2026 at 7:07 AM
“Obama was able to deport 3 million people without having to terrorise people”

… you know this is a crazy thing to say, right? “The old fascism was nicer” isn’t the flex you think it is
January 10, 2026 at 3:02 PM