Discord: gaymee_aymee
Me: no I don’t I have the perfect number of drills, my breakfast drill, my lunch drill and my dinner drill. Oh and my sleeping drill
Intervention: that’s too many drills you only need one drill
Me: *visibly getting angry, drill revving up* …what did you say
what do you mean there's a blood moon and 50 mobs spawn every second
what do you mean there's a blood moon and 50 mobs spawn every second
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
the monkey's paw curls
the monkey's paw curls
"Oh I guess your context culture is too low for this conversation, sorry"
"Listen, pal. Your context culture is so high the only person you're talking to is your ass"
"Oh I guess your context culture is too low for this conversation, sorry"
"Listen, pal. Your context culture is so high the only person you're talking to is your ass"
*goes on tiktok*
*goes on tiktok*
me: thank you everyone said you were gonna be rude but i appreciate you taking time out of your day to greet me
devil: aww that’s sweet the penis shredder is this way
me: thank you everyone said you were gonna be rude but i appreciate you taking time out of your day to greet me
devil: aww that’s sweet the penis shredder is this way