Vector
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lazychaotix.bsky.social
"ʙᴇꜱɪᴅᴇꜱ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴏʟɪᴄʏ. ᴡᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴜʀɴ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴀʏꜱ!"

*ᴍᴜɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴜꜱᴇ ᴀʀᴇ 18+
*ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ
*ꜱʜɪᴘꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪꜱᴛʀʏ
*(ɴ)ꜱꜰᴡ (ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟᴇᴡᴅ ɪꜱ *ꜱᴛʀɪᴄᴛʟʏ* ꜰᴏʀ ᴅᴍꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ)
lazychaotix.bsky.social
"Oh..."

Cue a sheepish smile on Vector's face, arms folding behind his back.

"Okay, sorry..."
lazychaotix.bsky.social
"Wait, are we speaking different languages now?"

Approaches @kindness-extract.bsky.social.

"Buenos días, señorita~."
lazychaotix.bsky.social
Kneeling down to her and speaking in a soft tone, Vector sighed.

"I don't want you ever using that kind of language again. Understand?"
lazychaotix.bsky.social
"Amy! Cream said the f word to me!"
lazychaotix.bsky.social
"Oh, it's on now!"

The croc would then lunge towards the albatross, who had hopefully not recovered and turned around from the charge yet, aiming a big shove to his back with the intention of slamming him into a wall.
lazychaotix.bsky.social
Vector had seen Storm prepare the bull-headed charge, so quickly stepped out of the way. However, he wasn't quick enough to avoid his arm, which smacked him right on the snout, leaving him dazed for a couple of seconds and a tiny bit of blood oozing from his nose, which he quickly wiped away.

babylonbrute.bsky.social
"Bring it on, leatherface! I'll skin ya and make a handbag outta yer hide!"

Storm was getting straight to business, throwing his weight into a bull-headed charge before extending his arm out to try and clothesline the croc.
lazychaotix.bsky.social
Gently waving towards her with a smile.
lazychaotix.bsky.social
I could do with a new ornament for the office...
lazychaotix.bsky.social
//I offer one (1) croc—
lazychaotix.bsky.social
Oh yeah? I'll have you crying to your other bird lowlifes in seconds. Name a time and place, bozo.
babylonbrute.bsky.social
What's dat suppos'ta mean!? A chump like you oughtta be honored I'm even considerin' throwin' hands wit you!
lazychaotix.bsky.social
And why would I waste my time picking a fight with you of all people?
lazychaotix.bsky.social
And why would I waste my time picking a fight with you of all people?
babylonbrute.bsky.social
Oh yeah? Well if dat's da case, you ain't gonna have any problems pickin' a fight wit me.

If you ain't lyin' through yer teeth.
lazychaotix.bsky.social
Well, I'm sorry that I don't lift semi trucks on a regular basis. And I lift WAY more than what you say I do, birdy.
lazychaotix.bsky.social
Well, I'm sorry that I don't lift semi trucks on a regular basis. And I lift WAY more than what you say I do, birdy.
babylonbrute.bsky.social
Dis is muscle, chump. Real muscle, da type fer liftin' semi trucks over yer head.

What's da most you lift? Some diapers for da little twerp ya got followin' ya around?
lazychaotix.bsky.social
Says the, I don't know, 700 pound-ish bird? You've got some nerve telling me I need to slim down, I'll give you that.
lazychaotix.bsky.social
Says the, I don't know, 700 pound-ish bird? You've got some nerve telling me I need to slim down, I'll give you that.
babylonbrute.bsky.social
I dunno, you're lookin' pretty flabby. Maybe you should be listenin' up.
lazychaotix.bsky.social
You know what? I'm not even gonna question anything. I'm going back to bed.
lazychaotix.bsky.social
"I also babysit Charmy when he goes off doing his meditation stuff!"
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
" Y' sure ? Cause last I heard, ya left Espio t' do babysittin' duty ... f'er Charmy, o' all kids . "
lazychaotix.bsky.social
"Hey! I do my fair share of stuff around the HQ, thank you very much!"
Reposted by Vector
acornsfreedom.bsky.social
ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵒʳʳʸ ᵗᵒᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰ
ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳˢᵉˡᶠ ˢᵃᵈ
ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ᶜʰᵃⁿᵍᵉ ᶠᵃᵗᵉ
ᴮᵘᵗ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᶠᵉᵉˡ ˢᵒ ᵇᵃᵈ

/ #STHRP | #SonicRP \
Credit to Lapis and GoblinOverlord for non-official art
lazychaotix.bsky.social
"Hey! I do my fair share of stuff around the HQ, thank you very much!"
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
[ ... brow raised ?? ]

Ya really gotta start tryin' t' do more stuff, instead o' jus'—

Tossin' it onto him ? Tha' can't b' healthy at all ...
lazychaotix.bsky.social
Already paid them. Well, at least I think so, anyway. I left Espio to do that.
lazychaotix.bsky.social
Already paid them. Well, at least I think so, anyway. I left Espio to do that.
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
... dun' ya 'ave bills t' pay-??
lazychaotix.bsky.social
You know what? I'm not even gonna question anything. I'm going back to bed.
lazychaotix.bsky.social
You know what? I'm not even gonna question anything. I'm going back to bed.
lazychaotix.bsky.social
...

"I KEEP IT UNDER WRAPS, SONIC!"
ember-elegance.bsky.social
Everyone's seen how you act around her. It's no doubt you want her bad.

. . . But the point i'm trying to make is that you can't sit here and look at me — 𝘽𝙀𝘾𝘼𝙐𝙎𝙀 𝙄 𝙆𝙉𝙊𝙒 𝙔𝙊𝙐'𝘿 𝙁𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙆 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝘼𝙈𝙀 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙃𝙀𝙍!

. . . Now are you gonna go down that rabbit hole or what? You're a detective after all.
lazychaotix.bsky.social
"Yeah? What about her?"

Instant realisation—

"Wait! How do you know that I—?!"
lazychaotix.bsky.social
"Really insightful information there, man..."

Why does he feel the need to be so loud about it? Especially at this time of day?
ember-elegance.bsky.social
I don't know what that other sonic is on about!

𝗜 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗙𝗔𝗧 𝗕𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lazychaotix.bsky.social
//This could be funny—
lazychaotix.bsky.social
"What? No! Of course not! You're fine."

Vector replied with a cheerful tone to reassure her.
lovesickheart.bsky.social
` I.. I didn't freak you out or anything, right...? ´

She asked timidly, narrowing her eyes.

` I've been, getting a lot of comments.. ´