Vector
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Vector
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"ʙᴇꜱɪᴅᴇꜱ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴏʟɪᴄʏ. ᴡᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴜʀɴ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴀʏꜱ!"

*ᴍᴜɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴜꜱᴇ ᴀʀᴇ 18+
*ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ
*ꜱʜɪᴘꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪꜱᴛʀʏ
*(ɴ)ꜱꜰᴡ (ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟᴇᴡᴅ ɪꜱ *ꜱᴛʀɪᴄᴛʟʏ* ꜰᴏʀ ᴅᴍꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ)
I can imagine it isn't... my tail gets in the way more than my butt does.
[ Flashing a sharp toothed grin back, and giving his own thumbs up ! ]

'Course !

Trust m', havin' a big arse ain't exactly easy ...
I mean... wow, thanks, man!

*Cue a toothy smile and a thumbs up from the croc.*
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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𝘚𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺, 𝘐 𝘧𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘰. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘐'𝘭𝘭-𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯. 𝘐𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵, 𝘐 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦...

🔄 & ❤️?
March 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I mean... wow, thanks, man!

*Cue a toothy smile and a thumbs up from the croc.*
[ ... coughing a bit . ]

I mean, ya 'ave a fine butt, all things considered ?

[ He's trying to be nice ... 💧 ]
IT'S BIGGER THAN MINE!

*Don't mind him, he's feeling insecure.*
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
IT'S BIGGER THAN MINE!

*Don't mind him, he's feeling insecure.*
It ain't THA' big, man ...
It's pretty big dude.
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
...
M' ass isn't THA' fat, is it ... ? 💧
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
"Whose idea was this?!"
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
He's sleeping at his desk. Again.
November 16, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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❝STAY AWAY FROM SUBLIMINAL POISONOUS T.V. SIGNALS, FOLKS!❝

››› sticks the badger. part of team sonic. boomerang user. wary of technology. main timeline
portrayal with elements from sonic boom. a roleplay account set in the sonic the hedgehog verse. another muse of #pαѕтelpαlleтeѕ.
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January 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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"You don't get it! I was built to live in your shadow. It's in my blood, my bones, my brain. There is no freedom for me...NOT WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!"

An Independent Portrayal Of Surge The Tenrec

#SonicRP #ComicRP #MVRP #BSkyRP
January 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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⠀"𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙨❟ 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙨。 𝙏𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙜𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 ⠀𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙚𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙚𝙨 𝙙𝙤。 ⠀𝙏𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨。"

#SonicRP | #MVRP | #IDWRP
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
*The bubble bursts, and Vector is now helplessly lying on the floor*

DAMNIT
( she's also a power type.

CHUCKING A ROCK AT THE BUBBLE. )
*He's now frantically blowing a piece of bubblegum so he can try and fly away from her*
October 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
*He's now frantically blowing a piece of bubblegum so he can try and fly away from her*
She was a speed type character a few times.
*HOW IS SHE OUTRUNNING HIM?!*

NOOOOOOO
October 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
//The idea of Amy personally hunting Vector down is so funny to me—
October 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
*HOW IS SHE OUTRUNNING HIM?!*

NOOOOOOO
( RUNNING UP, COMMAND GRAB PILEDRIVE— )
OhwouldyoulookatthetimeIhavesomeimportantpaperworktofilesoI'vegottagobye!

*SPRINTING AWAY FROM HER*
October 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
OhwouldyoulookatthetimeIhavesomeimportantpaperworktofilesoI'vegottagobye!

*SPRINTING AWAY FROM HER*
WHAT
ᶦ ˢᵃʷ ᵃ ˡᵒᵗ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˡᵃˢᵗ ⁿᶦᵍʰᵗ
October 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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— 𝘾𝘼𝙉 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙎𝙀𝙀 𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙊𝙁 𝙈𝙀 ?

—𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙆 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙊 𝙈𝙔 𝙈𝙔𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙔 !

— 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙋 𝙄𝙉𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙃𝙊𝙇𝘿 𝙊𝙉 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙍 𝙇𝙄𝙁𝙀 !

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< #sthrp #sonicthehedgehogrp #sonicrp #mvrp >
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October 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
//I'm so sorry btw lmao
October 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
well don't ask questions you don't wanna hear the answers to!
Don't "how's it going' me. No one wants to hear about you and Vanilla.
oh hey shadow how's it going man?
October 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
oh hey shadow how's it going man?
October 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
...
October 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
...
October 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
it's not as fat as vanilla's
October 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
@sarasanroyalty.bsky.social

The sun was just starting to set over the horizon, and Vector had been sitting on a park bench as he waited for whoever he would be meeting tonight. It had been a while since he had gone out of his way to meet someone, given that work had got in the way recently.
October 27, 2025 at 9:59 AM
October 23, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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October 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM