LC von Hessen π π
@lcvonhessen.bsky.social
Writer of horror, weird fiction, and assorted unpleasantness. Performer/artist/creep. History nerd. Cat person. They/them. π Anti-genAI.
lcvonhessen[at]gmail[dot]com
lcvonhessen[at]gmail[dot]com
Pinned
R E M I N D E R that my debut horror/dark SFF/weird fiction collection Spiritus Ex Machina is available in ebook and paperback versions via Grimscribe Press (there was also a sold-out hardcover). Proceeds are mostly going towards my elderly cat's medical needs
Granted, I learned that term in high school through some dirty joke or other on the internet because teenagers find descriptions of obscure outrΓ© sex acts hilarious, or at least they did Back In My Day
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Granted, I learned that term in high school through some dirty joke or other on the internet because teenagers find descriptions of obscure outrΓ© sex acts hilarious, or at least they did Back In My Day
In the past day or so I've been finding myself really surprised by how many people are unaware of the term "felching" and have to remind myself that most people are straight
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
In the past day or so I've been finding myself really surprised by how many people are unaware of the term "felching" and have to remind myself that most people are straight
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Very important to let you know that Dexter has taught himself to play fetch
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Very important to let you know that Dexter has taught himself to play fetch
Very important to let you know that Dexter has taught himself to play fetch
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Very important to let you know that Dexter has taught himself to play fetch
As a chronically single person, the last couple of days have made me really wish I had someone in my life who could take care of me. I couldn't even leave my home on Saturday to get supplies for fear I'd faint or have an "accident" just going to the bodega around the corner.
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
As a chronically single person, the last couple of days have made me really wish I had someone in my life who could take care of me. I couldn't even leave my home on Saturday to get supplies for fear I'd faint or have an "accident" just going to the bodega around the corner.
Good night, sweet prince
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Good night, sweet prince
Love to learn the hard way about which dinner foods my stupid diseased carcass can and cannot eat (rice cakes and mild peppers = apparently fine; mushrooms and savory sauce = making an array of loud strange gurgles in my stomach for hours before demanding a dramatic vom exit at 5 AM)
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Love to learn the hard way about which dinner foods my stupid diseased carcass can and cannot eat (rice cakes and mild peppers = apparently fine; mushrooms and savory sauce = making an array of loud strange gurgles in my stomach for hours before demanding a dramatic vom exit at 5 AM)
I think Dex likes Tim Robinson
November 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I think Dex likes Tim Robinson
I've also learned that Baby Dex likes banana peels!
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I've also learned that Baby Dex likes banana peels!
Recovering from a bout of food poisoning today lying on the couch binging I Think You Should Leave. Baby Dee is learning how to be a good nurse!
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Recovering from a bout of food poisoning today lying on the couch binging I Think You Should Leave. Baby Dee is learning how to be a good nurse!
UPDATE: And there went the rest of my muffin. At least I feel a bit more clear-headed after throwing up
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
UPDATE: And there went the rest of my muffin. At least I feel a bit more clear-headed after throwing up
Dealing with food poisoning today. It's awful. Constant running to the bathroom, alternating chills and hot flashes, and I'm hungry but threw up my muffin breakfast around noon. I'm attempting to rest, drinking water, and nibbling pita chips. Is there anything else I can do at home to treat this?
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Dealing with food poisoning today. It's awful. Constant running to the bathroom, alternating chills and hot flashes, and I'm hungry but threw up my muffin breakfast around noon. I'm attempting to rest, drinking water, and nibbling pita chips. Is there anything else I can do at home to treat this?
UPDATE: looks like I've got food poisoning so I'm stuck at home today π
There's an indie horror book fair in Ridgewood tomorrow. I'm not one of the writers involved, but what if I brought a handful of copies of my collection in a tote bag in case I run into somebody there who wants one? What if.
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
UPDATE: looks like I've got food poisoning so I'm stuck at home today π
I apologize for my credit score, Mr. Sandal
November 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I apologize for my credit score, Mr. Sandal
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Medieval "Piss-Prophets" who would taste urine using a "urine wheel" have entered the chat.
November 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Medieval "Piss-Prophets" who would taste urine using a "urine wheel" have entered the chat.
Details BTW: brooklynatticbooks.com/event/nyc-in...
NYC Indie Horror Book Fair - November 22, 2025 - Brooklyn Attic Books
NYC Indie Horror Book Fair - November 22, 2025 Gottscheer Hall Ridgewood NY 11385 40+ Authors and Small Publishers
brooklynatticbooks.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Details BTW: brooklynatticbooks.com/event/nyc-in...
If anyone wants to grab a signed copy directly from me (I even have a couple of hardbacks I could part with), I will for sure go!
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
If anyone wants to grab a signed copy directly from me (I even have a couple of hardbacks I could part with), I will for sure go!
Yep, littermates!
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Yep, littermates!
There's an indie horror book fair in Ridgewood tomorrow. I'm not one of the writers involved, but what if I brought a handful of copies of my collection in a tote bag in case I run into somebody there who wants one? What if.
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
There's an indie horror book fair in Ridgewood tomorrow. I'm not one of the writers involved, but what if I brought a handful of copies of my collection in a tote bag in case I run into somebody there who wants one? What if.
The world's cutest juvenile delinquents
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The world's cutest juvenile delinquents
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Life with kittens is a perpetual slapstick comedy
November 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Life with kittens is a perpetual slapstick comedy
Whoa, congrats!
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Whoa, congrats!
Life with kittens is a perpetual slapstick comedy
November 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Life with kittens is a perpetual slapstick comedy
Companion/Together/Keeper first date bad vibes triple feature challenge π«
November 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Companion/Together/Keeper first date bad vibes triple feature challenge π«