Willie Dustice
@williedustice.bsky.social
As seen on the Internet c.1997-Present
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The Yanks have a giant rat that tells them how much longer winter is going to be every February, and it's wrong over half the time but they keep doing it, and they do this in a place called Gobblers Knob.
Sick nation. They've infected us with this bullshit and it's time we stop.
Sick nation. They've infected us with this bullshit and it's time we stop.
February 2, 2026 at 2:45 PM
The Yanks have a giant rat that tells them how much longer winter is going to be every February, and it's wrong over half the time but they keep doing it, and they do this in a place called Gobblers Knob.
Sick nation. They've infected us with this bullshit and it's time we stop.
Sick nation. They've infected us with this bullshit and it's time we stop.
The Aeldari probably wouldn't have fallen and birthed Slaanesh if they thought to invent video games with all their advanced tech, tbh.
February 2, 2026 at 12:19 AM
The Aeldari probably wouldn't have fallen and birthed Slaanesh if they thought to invent video games with all their advanced tech, tbh.
"Are you an extremely accomplished fiction writer with their work in high demand? Come teach my csam generating liebot to write better to aid in my efforts to make you obsolete for 40 bucks an hour!"
X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications
January 30, 2026 at 8:53 PM
"Are you an extremely accomplished fiction writer with their work in high demand? Come teach my csam generating liebot to write better to aid in my efforts to make you obsolete for 40 bucks an hour!"
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Unless angry wine moms actually prevent them from pursuing their agenda, I don't think they care. And as far as they can tell, it is not preventing them from pursuing their agenda.
Conservatives rightly understand that "getting yelled at" isn't an actual material consequence.
Conservatives rightly understand that "getting yelled at" isn't an actual material consequence.
January 30, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Unless angry wine moms actually prevent them from pursuing their agenda, I don't think they care. And as far as they can tell, it is not preventing them from pursuing their agenda.
Conservatives rightly understand that "getting yelled at" isn't an actual material consequence.
Conservatives rightly understand that "getting yelled at" isn't an actual material consequence.
I'm like halfway through book 2 of the Seige of Terra series and it's already ruined me for every other sci-fi/fantasy battle I've ever experienced in fiction. Battle of Endor ain't shit to me now and there's still 8 books left to go.
January 29, 2026 at 6:17 AM
I'm like halfway through book 2 of the Seige of Terra series and it's already ruined me for every other sci-fi/fantasy battle I've ever experienced in fiction. Battle of Endor ain't shit to me now and there's still 8 books left to go.
Everyone has to say nice things about me today, the Chinese said so.
January 28, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Everyone has to say nice things about me today, the Chinese said so.
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you are made witness to a rare Homer of Victory. yell "woo hoo!" before sending this to the ally on your flank most at risk of capitulation to the enemy
January 28, 2026 at 2:17 PM
you are made witness to a rare Homer of Victory. yell "woo hoo!" before sending this to the ally on your flank most at risk of capitulation to the enemy
About time I started getting some recognition around here.
January 28, 2026 at 1:05 PM
About time I started getting some recognition around here.
In my head canon this is the last time anybody ever saw him.
a man walks past a podium with the sky news logo on the bottom
ALT: a man walks past a podium with the sky news logo on the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 9:36 PM
In my head canon this is the last time anybody ever saw him.
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the reaction to the death of Scott Adams should contrast particularly with the (eventual) death of Bill Watterson, who will be mourned in the style of the ancient Pharaohs, with all of Ohio entombed alive along with him
January 22, 2026 at 2:41 AM
the reaction to the death of Scott Adams should contrast particularly with the (eventual) death of Bill Watterson, who will be mourned in the style of the ancient Pharaohs, with all of Ohio entombed alive along with him
If you weren't awake for it there was a pretty great hour or so of posting last night where we all thought he might be dead again.
Trump: "We pay for NATO. We paid for many years, until I came along, in my opinion 100% of NATO, because they weren't paying their bills. And all we're asking for is to get Greenland, including right, title, and ownership."
January 21, 2026 at 2:22 PM
If you weren't awake for it there was a pretty great hour or so of posting last night where we all thought he might be dead again.
I'm hearing unconfirmed reports the President sat on his own balls so hard he died.
January 21, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I'm hearing unconfirmed reports the President sat on his own balls so hard he died.
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Trump: "I want Greenland. Canada and Mexico you're next."
Canada:
Canada:
January 17, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Trump: "I want Greenland. Canada and Mexico you're next."
Canada:
Canada:
Just practicing some stuff
January 16, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Just practicing some stuff
I am willing to accept MN into Manitoba, so long as they accept that Winnipeg remains the capital and we are, objectively, the greatest place in the universe.
Rep. Andy Harris: "Look, if Minnesota wants to secede from the union and have it on their own, that's fine"
January 15, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I am willing to accept MN into Manitoba, so long as they accept that Winnipeg remains the capital and we are, objectively, the greatest place in the universe.
You flash banged a van full of children and possibly killed a baby, here is your "Ultra Badass Killer Deluxe" challenge coin, operator. This coin can act as substitute for the parental love and attention you did not receive.
January 15, 2026 at 3:30 PM
You flash banged a van full of children and possibly killed a baby, here is your "Ultra Badass Killer Deluxe" challenge coin, operator. This coin can act as substitute for the parental love and attention you did not receive.
If you are a 20 year old "boy" and would actually want to spend a day golfing with any old politician you are a massive dork and need to go get laid.
January 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
If you are a 20 year old "boy" and would actually want to spend a day golfing with any old politician you are a massive dork and need to go get laid.
I bet GTA 6 is going to turn out to be shitty, that's my prediction and I feel like this is the universe telling me I'm right.
Rockstar Games also added “Charlie Kirk” to the “Grand Theft Auto Online” profanity filter.
‘Grand Theft Auto’ Players Stopped From Recreating Charlie Kirk Assassination Online
Rockstar Games also added “Charlie Kirk” to the “Grand Theft Auto Online” profanity filter.
www.forbes.com
January 14, 2026 at 5:14 AM
I bet GTA 6 is going to turn out to be shitty, that's my prediction and I feel like this is the universe telling me I'm right.
People who are generally only familiar with the worst and loudest people in the WH40K fan base really don't appreciate how it conditioned a whole lot of people to be wary and distrustful of AI.
January 13, 2026 at 10:59 PM
People who are generally only familiar with the worst and loudest people in the WH40K fan base really don't appreciate how it conditioned a whole lot of people to be wary and distrustful of AI.
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A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.
Whistleblower drops 'largest ever' ICE leak to unmask agents: 'The last straw'
A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.The killing of 37-year-old mother Renee Nicole Good by ICE agent Jonathan Ross last...
bit.ly
January 13, 2026 at 6:31 PM
A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.
Yeah man, they're so happy about it you needed an armed escort of a dozen men to take a shit.
Bovino: "Something else here as far as what happened in that Target store is truly I felt sorry for the public, and the reason for that is by and large 90% of the public are happy to see us. They like to engage with us, talk with us and find out about our missions."
January 13, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Yeah man, they're so happy about it you needed an armed escort of a dozen men to take a shit.