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Throwing a dictionary in someone’s face isn’t an argument.

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"If I'm being honest with myself"

okay first of all why on earth would you do that that's crazy
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February 6, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
February 6, 2026 at 12:44 AM
imma do drugs right now because fuck absolutely goddamn everything
February 5, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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erowid dot org should be an internet state park. preserve its majesty for future generations
February 5, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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Finally, aluminum electrolytic capacitors for women.
January 22, 2026 at 1:36 PM
"Yeah this is probably my last tattoo."
- no one, ever
it's so messed up that the human brain is wired in a way where it's impossible to only get one tattoo
February 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Look all I'm saying is that Sexy Watto would definitely carry a gold rat purse.
✨🪙🐀GOLDRATPURSE🐀🪙✨

✨🪙🐀GOLDRATPURSE🐀🪙✨
February 3, 2026 at 4:02 PM
the fuck kinda name is brantley
February 2, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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they shouldn't have given me a tv show
January 29, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Me: I fucking hate everything and want to fucking die.

My friends: oh hahaha <laugh emoji>
February 1, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Me: I am horribly depressed and in fucking pain.

My friends: hahaha you are hilarious that is an awesome joke
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Does anyone know who is responsible for the print spooler in Windows because I have a sledgehammer that would like to ask that person's face a question, over and over and over and over and over again.

Seriously. How is the Windows print spooler SO FUCKING BAD. Just...FUCKING TALK TO THE PRINTER.
January 31, 2026 at 5:16 AM
I have had several "blast Don't Feel Like Dancing in my headphones while dancing like an idiot" moments in my life and I feel like they always correspond to some particular crescendo in my relationships and goddamn I am a fucking 80s movie.
January 30, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Scissor Sisters 'Ta-dah' is 20 years old this year *turns into dust*
January 30, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I have a few words that I overuse and 'shitbag' is definitely one of them.
January 29, 2026 at 9:31 PM
A thing of beauty.
January 29, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I feel like it's probably true for bunches of us but it is still incredible the sheer nostalgia wave that overcomes me with both this track and the MV.

Post your forever-bangers:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgKG...
BT - Flaming June (1997 original video/MCM)
YouTube video by Monte Carlo Music
www.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day to all who celebrate.
Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!
January 27, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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November 17, 2024 at 2:52 PM
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Reddit rises up
January 25, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers

Tori Amos
She & Him
Camera Obscura
Asobi Seksu
London Grammar
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers

Velocity Girl
Belly
The Breeders
Mila Jovovich
X
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers

The Sugarcubes (bonus: The Primitives opened for them)
The Selecter
Jolie Holland
Neko Case
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
January 24, 2026 at 6:57 AM
January 23, 2026 at 6:09 PM
This thread is one of my favorite things I've read this week. This month maybe.
Last term I tried an experiment: I walked into my Tech and Design Ethics class, admitted that I had *no idea* what to do about ChatGPT - so I would let them figure it out.

As in: their first project was to decide and write the ChatGPT policy for the class.

Here's what happened:
January 23, 2026 at 3:35 PM