ice.cream.assassin
@icassassin.bsky.social
Throwing a dictionary in someone’s face isn’t an argument.
masto.ai/@icassassin
https://github.com/icassassin
masto.ai/@icassassin
https://github.com/icassassin
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"If I'm being honest with myself"
okay first of all why on earth would you do that that's crazy
okay first of all why on earth would you do that that's crazy
Going through the Frieren Season 2 trailer frame-by-frame, like a normal person.
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Going through the Frieren Season 2 trailer frame-by-frame, like a normal person.
You will be visited by three spirits
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
SpamAssassin, I promise you, any e-mail containing the token "0maha" is indeed spam. How many goddamn examples do you need.
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
SpamAssassin, I promise you, any e-mail containing the token "0maha" is indeed spam. How many goddamn examples do you need.
Share a ‘90s movie that you think deserves more love.
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Share a ‘90s movie that you think deserves more love.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Wild how it feels like most news coming from the CDC is “as an alternative to the untested and toxic nature of medicine, we recommend the more proven method of drawing two circle and two dots on the skin of another person, which pinches the nerves in a way that makes one immune to cooties”
November 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Wild how it feels like most news coming from the CDC is “as an alternative to the untested and toxic nature of medicine, we recommend the more proven method of drawing two circle and two dots on the skin of another person, which pinches the nerves in a way that makes one immune to cooties”
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KPOP Demon Hunters is a movie about the importance of effective public health communication in this essay I will...
November 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
KPOP Demon Hunters is a movie about the importance of effective public health communication in this essay I will...
...okay after reading that I'm going to pack a bowl of just live resin to try to delete it from my brain.
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 AM
...okay after reading that I'm going to pack a bowl of just live resin to try to delete it from my brain.
congratulations new vanity fair west coast editor marjorie taylor greene
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
congratulations new vanity fair west coast editor marjorie taylor greene
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ME: I'd like a Pepsi.
WAITER: We have coke.
ME: OK a bag of that and a Pepsi.
WAITER: We have coke.
ME: OK a bag of that and a Pepsi.
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
ME: I'd like a Pepsi.
WAITER: We have coke.
ME: OK a bag of that and a Pepsi.
WAITER: We have coke.
ME: OK a bag of that and a Pepsi.
Since it's International Men's Day I figured I'd occasionally post some examples of manliness here starting with possibly peak masculinity.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brq-...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brq-...
Tom Holland's "Umbrella" | Lip Sync Battle
YouTube video by Comedy Central Asia
www.youtube.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Since it's International Men's Day I figured I'd occasionally post some examples of manliness here starting with possibly peak masculinity.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brq-...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brq-...
“Huh, I rolled a 6 and a 7 on these dice, and our game scores came out to 41, 69, and 420. What unremarkable numbers.”
“Your parents are so cool and quick-witted. I guess what people say is true—it’s impossible to make fun of elder millennials.”
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/thi...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/thi...
Things My Tween’s Friends Probably Aren’t Saying During Their Sleepover at Our House
“Your parents keep such a clean and tidy house. You’d never know they have kids.” “No thanks, I’ve seen enough YouTube. It’s a little passé at this...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
“Huh, I rolled a 6 and a 7 on these dice, and our game scores came out to 41, 69, and 420. What unremarkable numbers.”
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always be there
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
always be there
Feel like this is a day to get this fucker over 5%.
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Feel like this is a day to get this fucker over 5%.
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Me: *in court* I apologize for the excessive speed, and reckless driving, your honor; but, in my defense, Pat Benatar had just started play--
Judge: *bangs gavel* Case dismissed!
Judge: *bangs gavel* Case dismissed!
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Me: *in court* I apologize for the excessive speed, and reckless driving, your honor; but, in my defense, Pat Benatar had just started play--
Judge: *bangs gavel* Case dismissed!
Judge: *bangs gavel* Case dismissed!
I regret remembering that Olivia Nuzzi exists.
Well shit I guess I gotta remember Olivia Nuzzi exists.
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I regret remembering that Olivia Nuzzi exists.
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I’ve been away from my phone for the last hour… have any new gross old guys fucked Olivia Nuzzi while I was away?
November 18, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I’ve been away from my phone for the last hour… have any new gross old guys fucked Olivia Nuzzi while I was away?
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I was just handed this puppy.
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I was just handed this puppy.
The Ring (2002)
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The Ring (2002)
If the Zelda movie does not have at least one scene of Link walking into a stranger's home and smashing all of their furniture then what are we even doing here.
November 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
If the Zelda movie does not have at least one scene of Link walking into a stranger's home and smashing all of their furniture then what are we even doing here.
Well shit I guess I gotta remember Olivia Nuzzi exists.
November 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Well shit I guess I gotta remember Olivia Nuzzi exists.
This is an anime opening.
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This is an anime opening.
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