ice.cream.assassin
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Throwing a dictionary in someone’s face isn’t an argument.
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"If I'm being honest with myself"
okay first of all why on earth would you do that that's crazy
okay first of all why on earth would you do that that's crazy
wait was that parker posey
February 9, 2026 at 12:43 AM
wait was that parker posey
Honestly I'd hate smart TVs a lot less if their UIs weren't the most sluggish things in the universe. Goddamn. Are all of these stupid things this pathetically slow? Do I need to overclock these fuckers? Sweet hell. My god.
February 8, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Honestly I'd hate smart TVs a lot less if their UIs weren't the most sluggish things in the universe. Goddamn. Are all of these stupid things this pathetically slow? Do I need to overclock these fuckers? Sweet hell. My god.
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED
February 7, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED
Let Werner Herzog host The Muppet Show please I am begging.
February 7, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Let Werner Herzog host The Muppet Show please I am begging.
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I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
February 6, 2026 at 12:44 AM
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
imma do drugs right now because fuck absolutely goddamn everything
February 5, 2026 at 11:44 PM
imma do drugs right now because fuck absolutely goddamn everything
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erowid dot org should be an internet state park. preserve its majesty for future generations
February 5, 2026 at 1:59 AM
erowid dot org should be an internet state park. preserve its majesty for future generations
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Finally, aluminum electrolytic capacitors for women.
January 22, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Finally, aluminum electrolytic capacitors for women.
"Yeah this is probably my last tattoo."
- no one, ever
- no one, ever
it's so messed up that the human brain is wired in a way where it's impossible to only get one tattoo
February 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
"Yeah this is probably my last tattoo."
- no one, ever
- no one, ever
Look all I'm saying is that Sexy Watto would definitely carry a gold rat purse.
✨🪙🐀GOLDRATPURSE🐀🪙✨
✨🪙🐀GOLDRATPURSE🐀🪙✨
✨🪙🐀GOLDRATPURSE🐀🪙✨
February 3, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Look all I'm saying is that Sexy Watto would definitely carry a gold rat purse.
the fuck kinda name is brantley
February 2, 2026 at 8:44 PM
the fuck kinda name is brantley
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they shouldn't have given me a tv show
January 29, 2026 at 1:31 AM
they shouldn't have given me a tv show
Me: I fucking hate everything and want to fucking die.
My friends: oh hahaha <laugh emoji>
My friends: oh hahaha <laugh emoji>
February 1, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Me: I fucking hate everything and want to fucking die.
My friends: oh hahaha <laugh emoji>
My friends: oh hahaha <laugh emoji>
Me: I am horribly depressed and in fucking pain.
My friends: hahaha you are hilarious that is an awesome joke
My friends: hahaha you are hilarious that is an awesome joke
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Me: I am horribly depressed and in fucking pain.
My friends: hahaha you are hilarious that is an awesome joke
My friends: hahaha you are hilarious that is an awesome joke
Does anyone know who is responsible for the print spooler in Windows because I have a sledgehammer that would like to ask that person's face a question, over and over and over and over and over again.
Seriously. How is the Windows print spooler SO FUCKING BAD. Just...FUCKING TALK TO THE PRINTER.
Seriously. How is the Windows print spooler SO FUCKING BAD. Just...FUCKING TALK TO THE PRINTER.
January 31, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Does anyone know who is responsible for the print spooler in Windows because I have a sledgehammer that would like to ask that person's face a question, over and over and over and over and over again.
Seriously. How is the Windows print spooler SO FUCKING BAD. Just...FUCKING TALK TO THE PRINTER.
Seriously. How is the Windows print spooler SO FUCKING BAD. Just...FUCKING TALK TO THE PRINTER.
I have had several "blast Don't Feel Like Dancing in my headphones while dancing like an idiot" moments in my life and I feel like they always correspond to some particular crescendo in my relationships and goddamn I am a fucking 80s movie.
January 30, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I have had several "blast Don't Feel Like Dancing in my headphones while dancing like an idiot" moments in my life and I feel like they always correspond to some particular crescendo in my relationships and goddamn I am a fucking 80s movie.
Scissor Sisters 'Ta-dah' is 20 years old this year *turns into dust*
January 30, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Scissor Sisters 'Ta-dah' is 20 years old this year *turns into dust*
I have a few words that I overuse and 'shitbag' is definitely one of them.
January 29, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I have a few words that I overuse and 'shitbag' is definitely one of them.
A thing of beauty.
The Inner Workings of the Intel 8086’s Arithmetic Logic Unit
The Inner Workings of the Intel 8086’s Arithmetic Logic Unit
Hackaday Article
hackaday.com
January 29, 2026 at 8:21 PM
A thing of beauty.
I feel like it's probably true for bunches of us but it is still incredible the sheer nostalgia wave that overcomes me with both this track and the MV.
Post your forever-bangers:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgKG...
Post your forever-bangers:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgKG...
BT - Flaming June (1997 original video/MCM)
YouTube video by Monte Carlo Music
www.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I feel like it's probably true for bunches of us but it is still incredible the sheer nostalgia wave that overcomes me with both this track and the MV.
Post your forever-bangers:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgKG...
Post your forever-bangers:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgKG...
Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day to all who celebrate.
January 27, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day to all who celebrate.
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