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Throwing a dictionary in someone’s face isn’t an argument. masto.ai/@icassassin https://github.com/icassassin

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · Jun 18

"If I'm being honest with myself"

okay first of all why on earth would you do that that's crazy

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 9h

Just to say it but I’m pretty sure Cilizza is genuinely as stupid as he appears and he genuinely does not know he’s gonna get fucking dragged around here.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 9h

Chris do you choose to be dumb as hell all the time because if that’s the case make a different fucking choice. Goddamn. Fuckin’ dumbass hottake factoey.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 13h

One billion points for this analogy.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 13h

Jessica Fletcher

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 13h

Simpcraft

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 13h

So. Much. Goddamn. Merch.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 13h

Genuinely believe a significantly larger percentage of peoples' 401k is tied up in AI investment vs. during the dotcom bubble. It just feels like there is less private VC funding involved today and more capital of core financial institutions floating around.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 14h

Fuckin' love Portland Frog.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 14h

I'm convinced you could add in bulgogi to anything to kick it up a notch. Bulgogi grilled cheese. Bulgogi tacos. Bulgogi pizza. Bulgogi and waffles.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 15h

I was recently scuba diving in Indonesia and I can 100% confirm that the dick starfish are real and they actually look like this:

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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 16h

It’s time we have a chat about bringing back public etiquette to movie theaters.
paletteswap.site/tru...

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 15h

The Patrick Swayze rap tweet:

"no rapping tonight" why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing" ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 16h

did peter jackson take this picture

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 17h

I dunno how important it is, but I am always curious if there is some way to account for people in these polls who hear the question and ask themselves "what answer am I supposed to give based on what team I'm on" without any actual consideration for the question.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 17h

“I hope Portland Frog doesn’t Milkshake Duck us” is a real thought my brain had.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 17h

Sounds like what we’re doing is destroying the credibility of the Nobel Peace Prize.

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 1d

An illustration of Alice in Wonderland with that cat on a tree. Text bubble from cat says "We're all a little mad here." text bubble from Alice says "At me?"

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 1d

Counterpoint hire Pedro Pascal every fucking time.

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 1d

Felt compelled

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 1d

The dancing is glorious.

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 1d

What’s the reporter’s name.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 1d

“His comedic bent has gone largely unnoticed until now that is…” is also just absolute gold when talking about Eric Metaxas. Just amazing.

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 1d

Talk Show With Eric Metaxas

What I love about these guys is how creative they are.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

The reason you have a display name like "The Ass is the father of the legs" is when you make a good point and someone reposts it, they're also helping to spread an important message, which is that the ass is the father of the legs

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 1d

I'm bringing this up as my first date opener from now on.

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