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Throwing a dictionary in someone’s face isn’t an argument.
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okay first of all why on earth would you do that that's crazy
okay first of all why on earth would you do that that's crazy
I assume dementia is in quotes because we all really know it’s not physiological brain degeneration but that Donald Trump is, and always has been, *stupid as hell*.
Just a plainly stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid shitbag. Fucking stupid. Stupid stupid stupid stupid. Donald Trump is fucking stupid.
Just a plainly stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid shitbag. Fucking stupid. Stupid stupid stupid stupid. Donald Trump is fucking stupid.
February 10, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I assume dementia is in quotes because we all really know it’s not physiological brain degeneration but that Donald Trump is, and always has been, *stupid as hell*.
Just a plainly stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid shitbag. Fucking stupid. Stupid stupid stupid stupid. Donald Trump is fucking stupid.
Just a plainly stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid shitbag. Fucking stupid. Stupid stupid stupid stupid. Donald Trump is fucking stupid.
Goddamn this album is still so, so, so good.
Carole King
💿 Tapestry (1971)
🏷️ Rock / Pop / Folk / Vocal
Artwork:
Chuck Beeson (Design)
Jim McCrary (Photography)
Carole King (Tapestry Hand-stitched)
Roland Young (Art Direction)
💿 Tapestry (1971)
🏷️ Rock / Pop / Folk / Vocal
Artwork:
Chuck Beeson (Design)
Jim McCrary (Photography)
Carole King (Tapestry Hand-stitched)
Roland Young (Art Direction)
February 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Goddamn this album is still so, so, so good.
I saw Springsteen perform a couple of years ago. Dude was 74. He rocked out for like *3 straight hours*.
*I* had to sit down a few times because I got tired. Springsteen just kept fucking going. Probably could have gone another 3 hours.
Kid Rock is *immaculately* pathetic.
*I* had to sit down a few times because I got tired. Springsteen just kept fucking going. Probably could have gone another 3 hours.
Kid Rock is *immaculately* pathetic.
February 10, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I saw Springsteen perform a couple of years ago. Dude was 74. He rocked out for like *3 straight hours*.
*I* had to sit down a few times because I got tired. Springsteen just kept fucking going. Probably could have gone another 3 hours.
Kid Rock is *immaculately* pathetic.
*I* had to sit down a few times because I got tired. Springsteen just kept fucking going. Probably could have gone another 3 hours.
Kid Rock is *immaculately* pathetic.
Also I'd bet money that bunches of people who imagine that things can be cooled by the vacuum of space complain about movies that have sound in space.
February 10, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Also I'd bet money that bunches of people who imagine that things can be cooled by the vacuum of space complain about movies that have sound in space.
I half expect that these guys are gonna bring up the luminiferous aether at some point.
February 10, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I half expect that these guys are gonna bring up the luminiferous aether at some point.
I feel this truth in my bones.
February 10, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I feel this truth in my bones.
I immediately thought of Very Bad Things.
February 10, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I immediately thought of Very Bad Things.
Yeah I feel like one of the biggest dangers we face is internalizing that *Donald Trump* himself was the root cause and not a symptom of the shitshow we currently find ourselves in.
February 10, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Yeah I feel like one of the biggest dangers we face is internalizing that *Donald Trump* himself was the root cause and not a symptom of the shitshow we currently find ourselves in.
What I'm hearing is that there isn't a rule against personally offending Rep. Garbarino.
February 10, 2026 at 6:25 PM
What I'm hearing is that there isn't a rule against personally offending Rep. Garbarino.
...like, I don't wanna take anything away from McIver because this is pretty good functionally but I can't help but feel...weird?...that we're still all superduper okay with the idea that 'religious' means 'Christian'.
February 10, 2026 at 6:19 PM
...like, I don't wanna take anything away from McIver because this is pretty good functionally but I can't help but feel...weird?...that we're still all superduper okay with the idea that 'religious' means 'Christian'.
Where does "I understand human pet guy references" land on this spectrum.
February 10, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Where does "I understand human pet guy references" land on this spectrum.
...do conservatives remember 'The Macarena'?
February 10, 2026 at 4:48 PM
...do conservatives remember 'The Macarena'?
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*Alec Guinness voice*
February 10, 2026 at 4:35 AM
*Alec Guinness voice*
When It Happens we should Smithers this motherfucker.
February 10, 2026 at 1:52 AM
When It Happens we should Smithers this motherfucker.
"Paramore For Youths" has turned me into dust.
February 9, 2026 at 8:18 PM
"Paramore For Youths" has turned me into dust.
*screams into the void*
February 9, 2026 at 5:53 PM
*screams into the void*
I don't really understand UK politics but I find it very funny that there are apparently still people who willingly give a shit about what Nigel Farage has to say.
February 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I don't really understand UK politics but I find it very funny that there are apparently still people who willingly give a shit about what Nigel Farage has to say.
Libertarians are always very self-assured in their views, no matter how wrong those views may be.
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Libertarians are always very self-assured in their views, no matter how wrong those views may be.
I assume banging Kash has gotta break your brain. Imagine trying to have an orgasm with that face looking at you. The mind revolts at the notion.
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I assume banging Kash has gotta break your brain. Imagine trying to have an orgasm with that face looking at you. The mind revolts at the notion.
"That dancing is disgusting!"
- dude who always does his jerking off invisible dicks dance
- dude who always does his jerking off invisible dicks dance
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
"That dancing is disgusting!"
- dude who always does his jerking off invisible dicks dance
- dude who always does his jerking off invisible dicks dance
k "suspected political message" is a wildly hilarious phrase.
February 9, 2026 at 3:58 AM
k "suspected political message" is a wildly hilarious phrase.
Goddamn Tim Pool is such a huge dork.
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Goddamn Tim Pool is such a huge dork.
Ocean Breeze soap will get you clean.
February 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Ocean Breeze soap will get you clean.