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Throwing a dictionary in someone’s face isn’t an argument.
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My kingdom for one goddamn reporter to call Donald Trump an idiot or an asshole or a jackass or like one goddamn fucking insult against this stupid idiotic weak insecure piece of dogshit.
February 7, 2026 at 2:33 AM
My kingdom for one goddamn reporter to call Donald Trump an idiot or an asshole or a jackass or like one goddamn fucking insult against this stupid idiotic weak insecure piece of dogshit.
...look just to say it but for me I also find it insane that we don't talk about how a lot of Christians are totally down with the idea of god impregnating a child.
February 6, 2026 at 10:18 PM
...look just to say it but for me I also find it insane that we don't talk about how a lot of Christians are totally down with the idea of god impregnating a child.
...wait wut this is a thing
February 6, 2026 at 10:08 PM
...wait wut this is a thing
*puts away my Multiverse of Brian script*
February 6, 2026 at 9:44 PM
*puts away my Multiverse of Brian script*
Do I need to read any of that or is "Ben Shapiro is a craven opportunist" still just sum up the entire core of his being.
February 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Do I need to read any of that or is "Ben Shapiro is a craven opportunist" still just sum up the entire core of his being.
The first time I watched End of Eva it was a bootleg without subtitles but I found the subtitles somewhere so I watched my awesome 160x120 RealMedia file while following along with a printout and part of me feels like that's the right way to consume it.
February 6, 2026 at 9:37 PM
The first time I watched End of Eva it was a bootleg without subtitles but I found the subtitles somewhere so I watched my awesome 160x120 RealMedia file while following along with a printout and part of me feels like that's the right way to consume it.
"Draft Version 0.3"
Don't mind me I'm just over here versioning my drafts with major/minor revision numbers like a normal person.
Don't mind me I'm just over here versioning my drafts with major/minor revision numbers like a normal person.
February 6, 2026 at 9:35 PM
"Draft Version 0.3"
Don't mind me I'm just over here versioning my drafts with major/minor revision numbers like a normal person.
Don't mind me I'm just over here versioning my drafts with major/minor revision numbers like a normal person.
Mostly on the grounds that it is well known that Donald Trump is a complete fucking idiot, is racist as all hell, and acts like a spoiled, stupid child, all the goddamn time.
February 6, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Mostly on the grounds that it is well known that Donald Trump is a complete fucking idiot, is racist as all hell, and acts like a spoiled, stupid child, all the goddamn time.
I genuinely feel like the exact arrangement of letters "Donald Trump, well known to be both an idiot and a racist who routinely acts like a child" belong here somewhere.
February 6, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I genuinely feel like the exact arrangement of letters "Donald Trump, well known to be both an idiot and a racist who routinely acts like a child" belong here somewhere.
Okay who the hell is this guy. Do they have some kind of factory where they churn out new random right-wing talking heads every day or something.
February 6, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Okay who the hell is this guy. Do they have some kind of factory where they churn out new random right-wing talking heads every day or something.
It's honestly very exhausting living in a reality where we constantly have to pretend that we do not fully grasp the character of The World's Most Transparently Obvious Man just because that character is "stupidest and most racist asshole you've ever fucking witnessed".
February 6, 2026 at 8:20 PM
It's honestly very exhausting living in a reality where we constantly have to pretend that we do not fully grasp the character of The World's Most Transparently Obvious Man just because that character is "stupidest and most racist asshole you've ever fucking witnessed".
I would love a walkthrough on how such an "error" could have been made. It really should be expected that this kind of "error" would have been literally impossible.
Like...mechanically, how does something like this accidentally happen? What chain of events would reasonably lead there?
Like...mechanically, how does something like this accidentally happen? What chain of events would reasonably lead there?
February 6, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I would love a walkthrough on how such an "error" could have been made. It really should be expected that this kind of "error" would have been literally impossible.
Like...mechanically, how does something like this accidentally happen? What chain of events would reasonably lead there?
Like...mechanically, how does something like this accidentally happen? What chain of events would reasonably lead there?
Taco Bell wedding is always legal.
February 6, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Taco Bell wedding is always legal.
I don't know the answer to the former but the answer to the latter is LSD.
February 6, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I don't know the answer to the former but the answer to the latter is LSD.
Also, fuck it, make it look unprofessional as all hell. Nigerian film makers have jack shit for budget and equipment and those movies look like crap and they're fucking great.
February 6, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Also, fuck it, make it look unprofessional as all hell. Nigerian film makers have jack shit for budget and equipment and those movies look like crap and they're fucking great.
I gotta find my copy of Killer Cuts.
February 6, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I gotta find my copy of Killer Cuts.
I really do hope we get a "National Remember That Donald Trump Was, BY FAR, The Stupidest Insecure Weakling to Ever Exist, My God, What a Pathetic Fuck, It's Quite Shocking Really How Pitiful of a Shitstain That Insecure Stupid Weakling Was" day.
February 6, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I really do hope we get a "National Remember That Donald Trump Was, BY FAR, The Stupidest Insecure Weakling to Ever Exist, My God, What a Pathetic Fuck, It's Quite Shocking Really How Pitiful of a Shitstain That Insecure Stupid Weakling Was" day.
I bet the Dem consultant class is going to pivot to “our out of touchness gives us a folksy appeal”.
February 6, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I bet the Dem consultant class is going to pivot to “our out of touchness gives us a folksy appeal”.
I want Llamas punished in some way. Like, even if it’s just “being heckled in the streets so that he knows no peace”.
It’s fucking *infuriating*.
It’s fucking *infuriating*.
February 6, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I want Llamas punished in some way. Like, even if it’s just “being heckled in the streets so that he knows no peace”.
It’s fucking *infuriating*.
It’s fucking *infuriating*.
Look all I’m saying is that we did name some stuff after Rick Santorum.
February 6, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Look all I’m saying is that we did name some stuff after Rick Santorum.