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Leah Schnelbach
@leahschnelbach.bsky.social
writer, mostly. intellectual junk drawer at reactor mag. they!
I've spent the last three weeks wrestling with Wake Up Dead Man. Here are some of my thoughts—I have many more.

I am wildly grateful to talk about art that deals seriously with the world we've created, and somehow still holds on to hope.
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Entirely Too Many Thoughts About Wake Up Dead Man - Reactor
Digging in to the nuances of religion, faith, and grace tucked inside the latest Benoit Blanc mystery
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December 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
If I can find a way to write about Wake Up Dead Man every day until the end of the year, I might just make it through December.

This time out, we're ranking crime-solving clergy!

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An Infallible Ranking of Crime-Solving Clergy - Reactor
There's a surprising amount of crossover between sleuthing and pastoral care.
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December 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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The Benoit Blanc trilogy might end up as one of the best artistic statements on the diseased conservatism of our era, and l think Wake Up Dead Man is my favorite of the trilogy, largely because it’s Rian Johnson trying to understand Christianity and its adherents more than having a definitive take.
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Today is New-Benoit-Blanc-Mystery-In-Theaters-Day! That's like, the BEST day!

I'm seeing this movie at least 2 more times before it hits Netflix, and I'm gonna essay about it, but for now here's a non-spoiler review of the film.

(OK, one spoiler: I LOVE IT.)

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Wake Up Dead Man Is a Miraculous Film - Reactor
Faith AND Reason??? In THIS economy???
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November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I wrote this essay about The Great Pumpkin roughly a billion years ago, but it's still one of my favorites. 🎃

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Celebrating Sincerity with It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown - Reactor
It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown first aired on October 27th, 1966, meeting CBS’s demand for another Peanuts holiday-themed special that could run annually, like the previous year’s A Charlie Bro...
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October 31, 2025 at 5:17 PM
For those of you who feel left out of Spooky Season every year, I've done my best to find quality documentaries about horror movies that are not, in themselves, horrific, and probably won't scare you.

Probably.
October 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It's possible that I spent too much time on this essay about the Superhero Industrial Complex's attempt to cope with the terrible realities of 2025—but this piece is my favorite thing I've written this year.

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What Can Superheroes Do in the Face of Entropy? - Reactor
Three recent superhero movies respond to disorder, uncertainty, and other existential threats...
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October 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Congratulations to Vajra Chandrasekera (@vajra.me), recipient of the 2025 Ursula K. Le Guin Prize for Fiction for Rakesfall!

Chandrasekera's book was chosen by authors Matt Bell, Indra Das, Kelly Link, Sequoia Nagamatsu, and Rebecca Roanhorse.
October 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Be warned/enticed: I spend half of this review going off about The Black Phone 2's deeply weird theological implications.
"The Shining-meets-A Nightmare on Elm Street-meets-The More Emotional Moments Of Doctor Sleep"; even when The Black Phone 2's plot dials out, strong performances and genuine scares pick right back up 📞

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The Black Phone 2 Creates Genuine Scares Despite Some Static on the Line - Reactor
Excellent acting and atmosphere elevates some shaky worldbuilding.
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October 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I loved Good Boy! (Both the movie, and the Good Boy himself.)

In order to serve your moviegoing needs, I have written a review that works its way from “no spoilers at all” to “but does the dog die???” to “oops all spoilers!”, because I want every dog-and-horror-loving one of you to see it.
October 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
You know what's great?

Getting to publish an essay as insightful and heartening as this exploration of Serenity, the information economy, and sustainable change from @thenerdypriest.bsky.social.

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Serenity and the Myth of "Getting Out the Signal" - Reactor
We want to believe that knowledge will change the world for the better, but it's not always that simple.
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October 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I can't say it was always fun to review a choppy show about a near-future capitalist hellscape—but I CAN say that I would die for a certain eyeball alien.

OPTIPUS 4-EVA.

Here are a few of my thoughts on the finale of Alien: Earth!
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The Lost Boys Find Themselves in Alien: Earth’s Tense Finale - Reactor
“Don’t say ‘It’s complicated’—that’s what powerless people say to make doing nothing OK.”
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September 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Neo Sora's fervent, anti-fascist dystopian film Happyend is finally out in the US, and @leahschnelbach.bsky.social recommends seeing it while you can:

#HappyEnd

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A Teenage Dystopia With a Dash of Hope: Neo Sora's Happyend - Reactor
A confident feature debut from a promising director.
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September 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Locked room! Crime-solving priest! Andrew Scott as a mystery author who's involved somehow!

This is all my favorite things in one movie!
The morning’s bright the sky is blue and we have a teaser trailer! WAKE UP DEAD MAN the new Benoit Blanc mystery, in theaters Thanksgiving and on Netflix 12/12
September 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Speaking as both a former janitor and a current film critic, Macon Blair's update on The Toxic Avenger is a delightful time at the movies.
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The Toxic Avenger Is the Hero We Need Right Now - Reactor
Toxie is back to mop up all of society's ills.
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August 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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watched the first episode of Alien: Earth and couldn't believe when this literally happened
August 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I'm writing weekly reviews of Noah Hawley's Alien: Earth for @reactorsff.bsky.social, and I don't know what mystical elixir was added to horror creators' water this year, but once again I find myself saying: holy shit!
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Alien: Earth Mixes Peter Pan and Xenomorphs to Extraordinary Effect - Reactor
Noah Hawley's new show is a thrilling addition to the Alien series.
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August 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Are you, like me, still thinking about Weapons (2025)?

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I Can't Shake Weapons - Reactor
I love it when a movie decides to be about everything.
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August 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Holy SHIT I love Weapons. I love the structure, the humor, the gore, Alden Ehrenreich's mustache, every single second of Benedict Wong, the gallons of vodka, the use of George Harrison, all of it.

I've summed up my love in as non-spoiler a manner as possible.
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Weapons Lives Up to the Hype, Then Laughs at the Hype and Transcends It - Reactor
Once again, horror is the best way to talk about most of society's ills.
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August 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The more I think about Murderbot the more I find to love, and I express my love through essays.

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Premium Quality Entertainment: The Joys of Murderbot and Sanctuary Moon - Reactor
You can only find Murderbot by looking for what it loves.
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July 31, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Murderbot has been a bright spot in this thresher of a year—and the more I’ve thought about it, the more a certain prickly augmented human has stolen my heart.

Who wants to join me for a few thousand words on Dr. Gurathin and the horrors of capitalism?
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I Didn't Expect Dr. Gurathin To Be My Favorite Part of Murderbot - Reactor
I'd offer Dr. Gurathin a hug but he'd HATE that
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July 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Superman is an action movie, a comedy, and also a horror movie, because a journalist types a massive exposé straight into the CMS and hits publish while on some kind of janky spaceship mobile hotspot
July 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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ITS OFFICIAL.

MURDERBOT SEASON TWO.

#Murderbot

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Murderbot Has Been Renewed for a Second Season on Apple TV+! - Reactor
The season one finale of the show premieres on July 11, 2025
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July 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
wow wow wow
I'm not going to Seattle in person, but I was idly perusing through the programme and this appears to be the only review/crit focussed panel. I... just wow. Seriously?
July 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I watch a lot of horror, and given my love of all things Irish, you can imagine my delight at finding a rich vein of terrifying films from the Emerald Isle.

I rounded up 15 of my faves, with tentacle monsters, vampires, FOLK DARKNESS, and religious trauma galore: reactormag.com/15-irish-hor...
15 Irish Horror Movies To Chill Your Summer - Reactor
Yes, there's folk horror, but there's so much more.
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June 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM