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Men think about Rome but I think about all the pussy Benjamin Franklin must have gotten in France
January 1, 2026 at 6:38 PM
So I guess they renamed it Woke York City or something?
January 1, 2026 at 5:11 PM
This isn't a very hot take as a meat eater in a meat eaters world: Vegetarian and Vegan options would be so much fucking better if we stopped all this imitation bullshit. The best vegan food I've had was just food on its own merits not trying to imitate something it's not
December 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I love heartwarming rescues videos where they take an animal from the brink of death to happy and healthy. They say all it takes is time, love, and effort, but never seem to mention the vet bills. Your average person can't treat a cat with brain cancer I'm sorry and wish it was different
December 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I cannot express how I'm built like a squirrel. I have an unquenchable desire to stow things away for later. My inability to afford a home has caused a lot of anxiety because I feel like I cannot do this adequately.

Is an organized stuffed pantry really too much to ask for?
December 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
There's no way dogs and cats don't know their owners are taking fat shits when they're in the bathroom
December 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
2026 GOP platform:

Y'all ever heard of nuisance? Like the difference between a good guy with a gun and a bad guy with a gun? Well, there's also good and bad pedophiles. President Trump is a good ped..........
December 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
You know this Mob stuff is pretty bad. Maybe we should deport every Italian American
December 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
If leftists expect Mamdani to turn New York into an independent socialist utopia y'all should drop your support right now. I can assure that you will be very disappointed
December 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I need a tik tok book girlie with a fat ass who likes one piece and I think I'd die happy tbh
December 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Oda you cruel cruel man. Loki is shaping up to be one of my favorite characters if we keep heading in this direction. How can the writing just get better and better
December 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I have successfully turned my BlueSky algo into politics and cats. I couldn't be happier
December 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Definition of American: Anyone who calls themselves American and lives in the USA.
He comes *so close* to understanding that his buddies are all racists
December 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I hate gambling and anything polymarket adjacent, but I really want to place a bet on when Republicans just start saying it's based to rape kids to protect the pedophile president
December 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Didn't know there were IDF defenders on here. Ew
December 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
"What if your partner was using AI"

Nope! I preselect! If my partner is so simple minded they fall into the AI trap they're unironically too fucking stupid to be in my presence.

I'd rather die alone.
December 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
We need to arrest and throw everyone into jail that believes this crap. They get a laptop with AI and that's the rest of their life. If they're so eager to literally replace every human interaction with AI slop they probably don't deserve the calories it takes me to call them a fucking loser
this is demonic. sorry to say but if you do this you should be shipped to a desert island away from the rest of us who still have human souls
December 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Considering ditching my cellphone number. I don't really call people. All I really need is two factor and it feels silly paying for a service only the scammers use
December 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Republicans don't care about putting pedophiles behind bars if it in any way jeopardizes their power. That's the all important line in the sand
December 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
"If only the person I'm raping would only cooperate with me so I could stop raping them"?
War is peace. Russia is fully committed to peace in Ukraine.
December 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If you played Dark Souls and stopped at the Gargoyles I think you missed out on a very important life lesson
December 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I don't like religion or spirituality, but the whole Jesus zombie thing is interesting story telling
December 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Science would be baffled by the two shits I've taken today. Probably eat at least 15,000 calories yesterday
December 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Who would have thought the guy spending his time attacking people for dropping Epstein like fair weather friends wasn't a pedophile
December 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Reposted by Lean Lefty
conservatives in 2016: you dont understand. the clinton crime family was talking about sex trafficking using coded language only 4chan users know in which pizza, a food nobody really eats, is code for children!

conservatives in 2025: the president probably had a good reason to drown that infant
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM