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Urban planner by day, figure skating enthusiast by night.
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Lori Ward is doing some incredible investigative journalism in figure skating.
brokenice.substack.com/p/anything-b...
“Anything but helpful”: A Skater’s Experience with Skate Canada’s Complaint System
Sexual assault survivor Olivia Oliver provides a rare window into the reality of reporting concerns to a National Sport Federation.
brokenice.substack.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
not to be overdramatic but as someone who HATES vacuuming, mopping floors etc, getting a robot vacuum cleaner was the best decision I made in 2025
December 9, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I didn't watch anything from day three of #GPF live except for Yuma's FS from the Uniqlo changing rooms
December 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
the back to back comparison from G/A and P/P is so telling. Of course they are better technical skaters but Piper and Paul looked stiff and afraid of the judges #GPF #GPFigure
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I should really travel to Lithuania for.. research purposes I guess #GPF #GPFigure
December 4, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Daniel Grassl looks different these days #GPF #GPFigure
December 4, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Ava looks so much like a baby Sarah Snook, excellent choice of program for them #JGPF #JGPFigure
December 4, 2025 at 7:22 AM
You know a pairs girls means business when she shows up with a short bob #JGPF #JGPFigure
December 4, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
GOING SKATING NEXT WEEK WHOOP (this will be lowkey embarrassing for me, but no one will know I'm a fs fan beside me)
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Noah Bodenstein 🇨🇭 – 4S-3T – 2025 Tallinn Trophy FS ⛸️
November 29, 2025 at 7:54 AM
So with the newest genAI models producing perfect pictures that no one can differentiate from a real picture.. do we need to start taking crap pictures to prove they're real?
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I haven't watched a single free skate or free dance from Finlandia yet and I feel very much at peace, maybe I should keep it that way
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
New day, new ice flowers ❄️
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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Shawn Rettstatt: Let's have a '90's dance party! I love the '90's! C'mon guys and girls it will be so fun! Let's party!

Also Shawn Rettstatt: I hate this party. Hate it. None of you guys and girls are getting ANY treats from me, I hate you all.

#FinlandiaTrophy #GPfigure ⛸️
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Shawn Rettstatt you better sleep with one eye open tonight #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure
November 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Fuck yeah brutalism!!
I can't stop laughing over the promo photos for the Canadian olympic team merch. It's giving Supervillain Alpine Hideout, (which is what happens when you use SFU's campus as your shooting location).
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Maybe I’m biased because they train four miles from my house, but I like everything about Aboian and Veselukin’s “Vogue” (the music, the costumes, the choreo) better than GuiLo’s #GPFigure #FinlandiaTrophy
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This mashup is very "undiagnosed ADHD on ice" coded, so unfortunately it appeals to me lmao #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure
November 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Very poetic that this group starts with the most problematic ice dance men and ends with ✨💖Juho Pirinen💖✨ #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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I don't need religion I have Amber Glenn's Like a Prayer short program #GPFigure #FinlandiaTrophy
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Amber said "fuck a root canal"!!! #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure
November 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Remember when people used to say Amber's only flaw was that she lacked consistency? LOOK WHO'S FLAWLESS NOW BITCHES!!! #GPFigure #FinlandiaTrophy
November 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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It would be incredibly inappropriate for there to be an award for the best ass in figure skating but Loena would win it cheeks down
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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That reminds me of the Reddit thread that will always be famous
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November 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM