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Scary W. Theory

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Scary W. Theory @scaryjane.bsky.social · Nov 14

Hello to my new followers, some brief info about me!
For skating fans: I attent a few events each year and try to root for most of the skaters, but especially for juniors. But I'm a hater of some costumes, Bolero and Eteri Tutberidze. Still fully on my Arlet Levandi OGM agenda. (1/?)

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AnythingGOEs - Figure Skating @anythinggoe.com · 1d

I’m glad this event is over I think I need 5 business days to recover from these lifts

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Scary W. Theory @scaryjane.bsky.social · 1d

I know that not everyone can be Alysa level of unretirement but I wish Sui/Han looked more… excited to be back. Still a good first outing, hopefully his back will survive all of it, and both of them will be fully ready for Olys. The program looks promising! #GPFigure #2025GPCHN

Scary W. Theory @scaryjane.bsky.social · 1d

I always feel so emotionally exhausted after watching men, the highest highs and the lowest low. And we still have pairs to go and with this cursed ice, I'm really scared. #2025GPCHN #GPFIgure

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Scary W. Theory @scaryjane.bsky.social · 1d

Still glad he's definitely winning this comp, well deserved!!!

Scary W. Theory @scaryjane.bsky.social · 1d

Shun skating is gorgeous and his jumps perfect, but I just wish I could feel something while watching him. I don't know if it's his programs, or his interpretation of music, but I'm always a bit bored. #2025GPCHN #GPFigure ⛸️

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Scary W. Theory @scaryjane.bsky.social · 1d

I still think he was overscored yesterday and Misha underscored. :( But it feels kinda fair today.

Scary W. Theory @scaryjane.bsky.social · 1d

The Conclave "Pope is death!" program is camp and much better than I've expected. And even Daniel's jumps looked better then usual?? #2025GPCHN #GPFigure ⛸️

Scary W. Theory @scaryjane.bsky.social · 1d

A bit messy but I can imagine that it'll be awesome in the time of Olympics (especially the oh oh oh moments). I'm scared for the death by the thousand cuts though. :( #GPFigure #2025GPCHN

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Scary W. Theory @scaryjane.bsky.social · 1d

I'm so sorry Sota but falling on "minor fall" is poetry. #2025GPCHN #GPFigure ⛸️

Scary W. Theory @scaryjane.bsky.social · 1d

Tomoki seemed really focused this season, it's great to see! If only his spins were at least a bit better. #2025GPCHN #GPFigure ⛸️

Scary W. Theory @scaryjane.bsky.social · 1d

PAIN… Find this man quickly some new boots! #GPFigure #2025GPCHN

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G Nielsen @gnielsenart.com · 1d

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the gay figure skating agenda @dancingontheblades.bsky.social · 1d

Starting right in front of the judges and advocating for smokers rights is cunty as fuck #2025GPCHN #GPFigure

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Scary W. Theory @scaryjane.bsky.social · 1d

I'm obsessed with how unhinged this program is. The starting pose, the costume, the wild music cut, voice-over, it's just classic Litvintsev. #GPFigure #2025GPCHN

Scary W. Theory @scaryjane.bsky.social · 1d

At least his smile is as big as ever!

Scary W. Theory @scaryjane.bsky.social · 1d

I feel so bad for Deniss, he's amazing skater to watch, but it must be difficult to skate without a coach, Stephane was such a strong presence for him for so long. And shame on Latvian fed to making everything so hard. :( #GPFigure #2025GPCHN

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Scary W. Theory @scaryjane.bsky.social · 1d

I think it was a good thing to start the GP season with her old programs, she needs more stamina for Gaga (and I'm excited!). Congrats Alysa for her first grand prix medal!!! #GPFigure #2025GPCHN

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Scary W. Theory @scaryjane.bsky.social · 1d

I know that Amber has the amazing 3A but I think I love the most her entry into the loop. What an amazing skate for her, and it's great to see her not break apart after one small mistake. #2025GPCHN #GPFigure ⛸️

Scary W. Theory @scaryjane.bsky.social · 1d

It's not that I dislike classical but I wish Jia hadn't have both programs that similar. #2025GPCHN #GPFigure ⛸️

Scary W. Theory @scaryjane.bsky.social · 1d

I love and hate how deep is the Japanese women figure skating field. What do you mean that we will probably not going to see this exquisite skating at the Olympics? Rino did two very solid programs here, and PCS is just on another level (judges must be blind). #GPFigure #2025GPCHN

Scary W. Theory @scaryjane.bsky.social · 1d

I think I'm the only one who really liked Carmen for Haein. But I guess when you're fighting for the Olympics spot, it's not the right time to challenge yourself artistically. #2025GPCHN #GPFigure ⛸️

Scary W. Theory @scaryjane.bsky.social · 1d

It's not only about her 3A, she's struggling with most of her jumps lately. :( My heart is breaking for this quirky girl, I hope she can rest, refocus and come back stronger. #2025GPCHN #GPFigure ⛸️

Scary W. Theory @scaryjane.bsky.social · 1d

I love this program more in theory than in reality? But it's just the first outing, it'll be probably completely different program later in the season. #2025GPCHN #GPFigure ⛸️

Scary W. Theory @scaryjane.bsky.social · 1d

Zingas/Kolesnik feels elevated this year! This is really classy, but not boring. I really love both of their programs. #2025GPCHN #GPFigure ⛸️

Scary W. Theory @scaryjane.bsky.social · 1d

Lopareva/Brissaud are exactly the type of skaters I enjoy. This program needs a bit more time to cook, but I think it'll be excellent at the Olympics (if France will send them and THEY SHOULD) #2025GPCHN #GPFigure ⛸️