lorena hobbitt
@unbotheredkate.bsky.social
WA by way of MA. Beware the cringe. ⛸🏳️🌈📖
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If you followed me bc of the SNAP news please know that I post an obnoxious amount about figure skating.
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Remember guys - it's a full moon tonight so make sure you REALLY mean it before you do any figure skating related witchcraft
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Remember guys - it's a full moon tonight so make sure you REALLY mean it before you do any figure skating related witchcraft
Where I grew up it was such a mark of pride for families with European immigrant roots to get heritage-based citizenship in the old country.
Try prying that Irish passport out of some of my friends’ hands and you’d lose a hand.
So good luck with this.
Try prying that Irish passport out of some of my friends’ hands and you’d lose a hand.
So good luck with this.
Karoline Leavitt: “You’re either a U.S. citizen or not — You can’t be a U.S. citizen & a citizen of another country”
The Supreme Court thought differently as it ruled in 1967 that the government can’t strip U.S. citizenship unless a person voluntarily relinquishes it - not that they care
The Supreme Court thought differently as it ruled in 1967 that the government can’t strip U.S. citizenship unless a person voluntarily relinquishes it - not that they care
December 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Where I grew up it was such a mark of pride for families with European immigrant roots to get heritage-based citizenship in the old country.
Try prying that Irish passport out of some of my friends’ hands and you’d lose a hand.
So good luck with this.
Try prying that Irish passport out of some of my friends’ hands and you’d lose a hand.
So good luck with this.
I need to make a picture of the rest of the figure skating season dates my lock screen because I am so forgetful and so fearful of double-booking myself.
December 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I need to make a picture of the rest of the figure skating season dates my lock screen because I am so forgetful and so fearful of double-booking myself.
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Trump is illegally attacking boats allegedly carrying drugs. He brags about being tough on drug dealers.
Meanwhile, he pardons the former Honduran president — a man convicted in American court of bringing hundreds of tons of cocaine to the U.S.
You can’t make this stuff up.
Meanwhile, he pardons the former Honduran president — a man convicted in American court of bringing hundreds of tons of cocaine to the U.S.
You can’t make this stuff up.
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Trump is illegally attacking boats allegedly carrying drugs. He brags about being tough on drug dealers.
Meanwhile, he pardons the former Honduran president — a man convicted in American court of bringing hundreds of tons of cocaine to the U.S.
You can’t make this stuff up.
Meanwhile, he pardons the former Honduran president — a man convicted in American court of bringing hundreds of tons of cocaine to the U.S.
You can’t make this stuff up.
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
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why bother with dystopian fiction when the united states is already doing worse in real life
absolutely harrowing description of adx supermax in colorado boltsmag.org/death-row-cl...
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
why bother with dystopian fiction when the united states is already doing worse in real life
Idc that I live 3,000 miles away. I’m convicting people in absentia.
In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Idc that I live 3,000 miles away. I’m convicting people in absentia.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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I don't like it when good things happen to bad people, but that seems to be the theme of 2025 #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I don't like it when good things happen to bad people, but that seems to be the theme of 2025 #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure
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There are two kinds of people watching ice dance right now:
People who want to fight the tech callers
People who aren't going to hold them back
#GPFigure #FinlandiaTrophy
People who want to fight the tech callers
People who aren't going to hold them back
#GPFigure #FinlandiaTrophy
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
There are two kinds of people watching ice dance right now:
People who want to fight the tech callers
People who aren't going to hold them back
#GPFigure #FinlandiaTrophy
People who want to fight the tech callers
People who aren't going to hold them back
#GPFigure #FinlandiaTrophy
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Ok hear me out: What if we just snuck them into the Olympics and hoped nobody stopped us? #GPFigure #FinlandiaTrophy
November 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Ok hear me out: What if we just snuck them into the Olympics and hoped nobody stopped us? #GPFigure #FinlandiaTrophy
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Canal St raid happening now - Canal & Lafayette
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Canal St raid happening now - Canal & Lafayette
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BREAKING NEWS: All Japanese women will be permitted to compete in the Olympics #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
BREAKING NEWS: All Japanese women will be permitted to compete in the Olympics #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure
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I am no longer asking. I demand we find a way to send 9 Japanese women to the Olympics #FinlandiaTrophy
November 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I am no longer asking. I demand we find a way to send 9 Japanese women to the Olympics #FinlandiaTrophy
Women’s! Gp 2! #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Women’s! Gp 2! #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure
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The wizard sleeps well. Outside, an owl catches a mouse and swallows it whole.
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The wizard sleeps well. Outside, an owl catches a mouse and swallows it whole.
Am I really suiting up to hit the grocery store at 6:30 AM? FS got me doing some weird shit this year
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Am I really suiting up to hit the grocery store at 6:30 AM? FS got me doing some weird shit this year
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Every time I feel the urge to roll my eyes at Adams programs this season I have to remind myself that he could have skated to Michael Bolton and Countrylujah #GPFigure #FinlandiaTrophy
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Every time I feel the urge to roll my eyes at Adams programs this season I have to remind myself that he could have skated to Michael Bolton and Countrylujah #GPFigure #FinlandiaTrophy
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IT'S FINE HE'S SAVING THE LIGHTS-OUT VERSION OF YUMADOT FOR THE OLYMPICS THAT GOLD MEDAL IS GONNA LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD WITH THIS COSTUME #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure
November 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
IT'S FINE HE'S SAVING THE LIGHTS-OUT VERSION OF YUMADOT FOR THE OLYMPICS THAT GOLD MEDAL IS GONNA LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD WITH THIS COSTUME #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure
November 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
It’s hard to stop the power of the papacy (unfortunately).
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
It’s hard to stop the power of the papacy (unfortunately).
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Literal blood on the ice you've got to be kidding me 😭 #GPfigure #FinlandiaTrophy ⛸️ The ice gods have been angered and demand no less
November 22, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Literal blood on the ice you've got to be kidding me 😭 #GPfigure #FinlandiaTrophy ⛸️ The ice gods have been angered and demand no less
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Ice scraper on the ice? Injured second skater? Off to a bangin second day, Finlandia.
November 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Ice scraper on the ice? Injured second skater? Off to a bangin second day, Finlandia.
November 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM