This came in the mail. My wife told me to shape up cause now she has a real outside option
January 30, 2026 at 12:32 AM
This came in the mail. My wife told me to shape up cause now she has a real outside option
My young coworker is mostly useless, but at least he's sick today too
January 14, 2026 at 6:24 PM
My young coworker is mostly useless, but at least he's sick today too
Look at these beauties
January 5, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Look at these beauties
The oddest thing I heard in 2025 - my roommate at school burst in the room and said 'great news! my mom got us pickled eggs!'
December 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The oddest thing I heard in 2025 - my roommate at school burst in the room and said 'great news! my mom got us pickled eggs!'
The most realistic part of Home Alone is when Kevin's mom calls the cops to ask for help and they could not care less
December 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The most realistic part of Home Alone is when Kevin's mom calls the cops to ask for help and they could not care less
Good morning! It's that wonderful temperature where Celsius and Fahrenheit are the same
December 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Good morning! It's that wonderful temperature where Celsius and Fahrenheit are the same
It's 20° below, we've gotten about 10 inches of snow today and we just had an earthquake. Lots of action up north today
December 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It's 20° below, we've gotten about 10 inches of snow today and we just had an earthquake. Lots of action up north today
Wordle in 1 baby! Time for a new go to word
December 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Wordle in 1 baby! Time for a new go to word
Saw my mom for the first time in a few years. She's getting smaller and smaller. I need to visit more before she just vanishes completely
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Saw my mom for the first time in a few years. She's getting smaller and smaller. I need to visit more before she just vanishes completely
At school a kid in my class called one of my favourite bands from high school Geezer rock. Loved it and fully embrace the genre
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
At school a kid in my class called one of my favourite bands from high school Geezer rock. Loved it and fully embrace the genre
Got fired from my job at the classic rock station because I refused to play We are the Champions after We Will Rock you
November 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Got fired from my job at the classic rock station because I refused to play We are the Champions after We Will Rock you
Kicked my honey shreddies habit. Plain ones still loaded with sugar so it wasn't technically cold turkey
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Kicked my honey shreddies habit. Plain ones still loaded with sugar so it wasn't technically cold turkey
Why do movies and tv insist that uni/college professors care about the success of their students? They don't even care if the kid shows up
October 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Why do movies and tv insist that uni/college professors care about the success of their students? They don't even care if the kid shows up
Good morning everybody
October 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Good morning everybody
There are some ugly fuckers on the Mariners
October 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
There are some ugly fuckers on the Mariners
Everyone in Canada hates Toronto until the ball team gets rockin
October 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Everyone in Canada hates Toronto until the ball team gets rockin
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I used to believe it was alcohol that made me feel bad in the morning.
October 2, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I used to believe it was alcohol that made me feel bad in the morning.
I'm onto the natural deodorant that comes in cardboard now. No plastic container and I smell like an orange tic tac. Win win
September 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I'm onto the natural deodorant that comes in cardboard now. No plastic container and I smell like an orange tic tac. Win win
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Thanks, Canadian Tire 🥹 I sure could use some
September 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Thanks, Canadian Tire 🥹 I sure could use some
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Am I happy? No. But am I living a meaningful life? Also no
September 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Am I happy? No. But am I living a meaningful life? Also no
I'm away for school. My new roommate drinks Gatorade and vodka all day
September 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I'm away for school. My new roommate drinks Gatorade and vodka all day
People that say "I know I look young for my age" always look exactly their age
September 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
People that say "I know I look young for my age" always look exactly their age
Here to continue disappointing
i wish cooler accounts reposted my posts. 💔
August 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Here to continue disappointing
Had to stare in the mirror to clean crud out of my eye. I'm gettin pretty fuckin ugly
August 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Had to stare in the mirror to clean crud out of my eye. I'm gettin pretty fuckin ugly