@leefense.bsky.social
Creator of bootleg Calvin pissing on things.
Imagine finding out everyone you knew listened to Smartless and Dax Shepard’s podcast but just never talked about it?
January 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Imagine finding out everyone you knew listened to Smartless and Dax Shepard’s podcast but just never talked about it?
Another Saturday, another night my so-called friends claim they “forgot” about my Landman watch party.
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Another Saturday, another night my so-called friends claim they “forgot” about my Landman watch party.
Significant other of a food influencer seems like a pretty sweet gig. 2 seconds of screen time eating a mozzarella stick and the rest of the time you just film your bozo partner and enjoy your free meal.
December 4, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Significant other of a food influencer seems like a pretty sweet gig. 2 seconds of screen time eating a mozzarella stick and the rest of the time you just film your bozo partner and enjoy your free meal.
They should remake Leaving Las Vegas but it’s just a guy ordering Fudgie the Whale and Cookie Puss on Uber Eats.
November 25, 2024 at 4:57 AM
They should remake Leaving Las Vegas but it’s just a guy ordering Fudgie the Whale and Cookie Puss on Uber Eats.
The 2024 film Twisters dares to ask the question: what if a movie was like eating at Texas Roadhouse?
November 20, 2024 at 3:05 AM
The 2024 film Twisters dares to ask the question: what if a movie was like eating at Texas Roadhouse?