@leefense.bsky.social
Creator of bootleg Calvin pissing on things.
Another Saturday, another night my so-called friends claim they “forgot” about my Landman watch party.
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Another Saturday, another night my so-called friends claim they “forgot” about my Landman watch party.
Significant other of a food influencer seems like a pretty sweet gig. 2 seconds of screen time eating a mozzarella stick and the rest of the time you just film your bozo partner and enjoy your free meal.
December 4, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Significant other of a food influencer seems like a pretty sweet gig. 2 seconds of screen time eating a mozzarella stick and the rest of the time you just film your bozo partner and enjoy your free meal.
They should remake Leaving Las Vegas but it’s just a guy ordering Fudgie the Whale and Cookie Puss on Uber Eats.
November 25, 2024 at 4:57 AM
They should remake Leaving Las Vegas but it’s just a guy ordering Fudgie the Whale and Cookie Puss on Uber Eats.
The 2024 film Twisters dares to ask the question: what if a movie was like eating at Texas Roadhouse?
November 20, 2024 at 3:05 AM
The 2024 film Twisters dares to ask the question: what if a movie was like eating at Texas Roadhouse?