Lena LaMonet l GFE l 🇩🇪 Berlin & FMTY
@lenalamonet.bsky.social
PA in Berlin by day, worldwide spy by night
https://bio.site/LenaLaMonet
https://bio.site/LenaLaMonet
This 🙏🏻
With so many girls getting banned on X and the algorithm constantly changing, I wonder if Bluesky will become the new X...I really hope so
February 12, 2026 at 10:30 AM
This 🙏🏻
Looking for a little distraction?
February 12, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Looking for a little distraction?
Bring back analog Photography:
All I want for my birthday is an analog camera. Because nothing brings back memories better than picking up the developed photos and looking at them.
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All I want for my birthday is an analog camera. Because nothing brings back memories better than picking up the developed photos and looking at them.
throne.com/lenalamonet/...
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Send Lena gifts via Throne. Browse Lena's wishlist and support your favorite creator safely.
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February 12, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Bring back analog Photography:
All I want for my birthday is an analog camera. Because nothing brings back memories better than picking up the developed photos and looking at them.
throne.com/lenalamonet/...
All I want for my birthday is an analog camera. Because nothing brings back memories better than picking up the developed photos and looking at them.
throne.com/lenalamonet/...
I love my slow mornings: I'm currently enjoying a reunion with coffee... with Berlin's days being so grey at the moment, I simply need more motivation in the morning.
I look out of the window while grinding the coffee and pour the coffee in an almost meditative manner.
I look out of the window while grinding the coffee and pour the coffee in an almost meditative manner.
February 11, 2026 at 8:27 AM
I love my slow mornings: I'm currently enjoying a reunion with coffee... with Berlin's days being so grey at the moment, I simply need more motivation in the morning.
I look out of the window while grinding the coffee and pour the coffee in an almost meditative manner.
I look out of the window while grinding the coffee and pour the coffee in an almost meditative manner.
Any recommendations for rome? 👀(23.-26.02.2026)
February 10, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Any recommendations for rome? 👀(23.-26.02.2026)
How to make me happy: Never ending Date Nights in Berlin with Beet Tatar & Mussels. 🫦
February 9, 2026 at 11:45 AM
How to make me happy: Never ending Date Nights in Berlin with Beet Tatar & Mussels. 🫦
Date this Petit Muse in Rom Italy 23.02. - 26.02.2026
February 6, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Date this Petit Muse in Rom Italy 23.02. - 26.02.2026
I love having my birthday in February. I couldn't imagine a better start to the year: little unexpected surprises and thoughtful gestures, invitations to special places and experiences that linger long in the memory. I love my life.
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February 5, 2026 at 12:48 PM
I love having my birthday in February. I couldn't imagine a better start to the year: little unexpected surprises and thoughtful gestures, invitations to special places and experiences that linger long in the memory. I love my life.
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This …
A client who was coming in from out of town waited till the last minute to book and found out I had already been booked up. What can we learn from this? Booking early is the best option, especially if you’re visiting and have a limited schedule
January 22, 2026 at 7:09 PM
This …
I'm revising my wishlist on Throne for my birthday month February. I love everything about it: cute little vintage photographs for the folder covers, thoughtful gifts that warm my heart. Spicy lingerie for my next photo shoot, or inspiration from the wanna dos on my fucketlist. 🤝
January 21, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I'm revising my wishlist on Throne for my birthday month February. I love everything about it: cute little vintage photographs for the folder covers, thoughtful gifts that warm my heart. Spicy lingerie for my next photo shoot, or inspiration from the wanna dos on my fucketlist. 🤝
„The red stockings“ - a radikal feminist group. Boston, 1969
captured by Diane Arbus
captured by Diane Arbus
January 19, 2026 at 11:23 AM
„The red stockings“ - a radikal feminist group. Boston, 1969
captured by Diane Arbus
captured by Diane Arbus
Who is the cutest distraction? 🐣
January 19, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Who is the cutest distraction? 🐣
Anyone else struggling to find content worth engaging with here?
January 19, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Anyone else struggling to find content worth engaging with here?
Reposted by Lena LaMonet l GFE l 🇩🇪 Berlin & FMTY
Giorgio de Chirico :
The Enigma of Fate, 1914
oi on canvas in a triangular frame
Kunstmuseum in Basel, Switzerland
The Enigma of Fate, 1914
oi on canvas in a triangular frame
Kunstmuseum in Basel, Switzerland
January 17, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Giorgio de Chirico :
The Enigma of Fate, 1914
oi on canvas in a triangular frame
Kunstmuseum in Basel, Switzerland
The Enigma of Fate, 1914
oi on canvas in a triangular frame
Kunstmuseum in Basel, Switzerland
This is simply the best thing I have ever eaten in my life:
A ball of quack dough filled with honey and vanilla cream and topped with black Perigord truffle.
Thank you, life!
A ball of quack dough filled with honey and vanilla cream and topped with black Perigord truffle.
Thank you, life!
January 18, 2026 at 6:18 PM
This is simply the best thing I have ever eaten in my life:
A ball of quack dough filled with honey and vanilla cream and topped with black Perigord truffle.
Thank you, life!
A ball of quack dough filled with honey and vanilla cream and topped with black Perigord truffle.
Thank you, life!
GuMo,
Habt einen fabelhaften Start ins Wochenende ✨
Habt einen fabelhaften Start ins Wochenende ✨
January 17, 2026 at 8:00 AM
GuMo,
Habt einen fabelhaften Start ins Wochenende ✨
Habt einen fabelhaften Start ins Wochenende ✨
Auf der Suche nach den besten Snacks auf der Grünen Woche Berlin - Wer hat Empfehlungen?
January 17, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Auf der Suche nach den besten Snacks auf der Grünen Woche Berlin - Wer hat Empfehlungen?
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There seems to be an unofficial script for women who’ve ‘made it’: exclusive vacations, an Hermès bag, jewels for every occasion, yachts, private jets…
But if I ever make it, there will be only one real sign: I’ll vanish from every social platform on Earth. That’s the only real luxury of our age.
But if I ever make it, there will be only one real sign: I’ll vanish from every social platform on Earth. That’s the only real luxury of our age.
November 16, 2025 at 8:47 AM
There seems to be an unofficial script for women who’ve ‘made it’: exclusive vacations, an Hermès bag, jewels for every occasion, yachts, private jets…
But if I ever make it, there will be only one real sign: I’ll vanish from every social platform on Earth. That’s the only real luxury of our age.
But if I ever make it, there will be only one real sign: I’ll vanish from every social platform on Earth. That’s the only real luxury of our age.
Saying I’m “between husbands” when someone asks my relationship status
January 16, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Saying I’m “between husbands” when someone asks my relationship status
My goals for 2026:
- Enjoy being a little h0e
- Stay healthy and fit
- Travel to Japan
- BJ at the pool
- Naked on the boat
- Little secrets
- Have a smiling face
- Enjoy being a little h0e
- Stay healthy and fit
- Travel to Japan
- BJ at the pool
- Naked on the boat
- Little secrets
- Have a smiling face
January 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
My goals for 2026:
- Enjoy being a little h0e
- Stay healthy and fit
- Travel to Japan
- BJ at the pool
- Naked on the boat
- Little secrets
- Have a smiling face
- Enjoy being a little h0e
- Stay healthy and fit
- Travel to Japan
- BJ at the pool
- Naked on the boat
- Little secrets
- Have a smiling face
I’m starting a series.
Timed photographs from 1980s and 1990s Berlin.
An archive …
Timed photographs from 1980s and 1990s Berlin.
An archive …
January 15, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I’m starting a series.
Timed photographs from 1980s and 1990s Berlin.
An archive …
Timed photographs from 1980s and 1990s Berlin.
An archive …
Heading to Amsterdam from Jan 29–Feb 1, 2025 ✨
I’m always on the lookout for refined places where one might meet classy, interesting men — elegant bars, lounges, cultural spots.
If you have any recommendations, I’d love to hear them. 🤝
I’m always on the lookout for refined places where one might meet classy, interesting men — elegant bars, lounges, cultural spots.
If you have any recommendations, I’d love to hear them. 🤝
January 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Heading to Amsterdam from Jan 29–Feb 1, 2025 ✨
I’m always on the lookout for refined places where one might meet classy, interesting men — elegant bars, lounges, cultural spots.
If you have any recommendations, I’d love to hear them. 🤝
I’m always on the lookout for refined places where one might meet classy, interesting men — elegant bars, lounges, cultural spots.
If you have any recommendations, I’d love to hear them. 🤝
Ski all day, no rush, no fight,
Red wine flowing late at night,
Fireplace warm, the mood just right —
Invite me once, I’ll behave… tonight.
Red wine flowing late at night,
Fireplace warm, the mood just right —
Invite me once, I’ll behave… tonight.
January 4, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Ski all day, no rush, no fight,
Red wine flowing late at night,
Fireplace warm, the mood just right —
Invite me once, I’ll behave… tonight.
Red wine flowing late at night,
Fireplace warm, the mood just right —
Invite me once, I’ll behave… tonight.
Year-end perspective. I’ve enjoyed the finest hotel suites—but true wealth is waking up on the water. Endless blue, gentle waves, open horizons. Space to breathe. Freedom to think. This is what success feels like.
December 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Year-end perspective. I’ve enjoyed the finest hotel suites—but true wealth is waking up on the water. Endless blue, gentle waves, open horizons. Space to breathe. Freedom to think. This is what success feels like.