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Audrey Armstrong
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"You'll have to stop the world just to stop the feeling"

She/her, trans lesbian freelance writer from Toronto. Enjoyer of Doctor Who and Star Wars.
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Kids these days and their 67…in my day we only had 69 and we were grateful for it!!
December 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
“What are we, a bunch of Asians?” ass post
Newsom’s comms team still going hard
December 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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This...should have been two separate emails.
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I know a lot of people doom and gloom about cinema releases with the Netflix/WB thing, but honestly I’m more concerned about physical media.
December 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The possibility of Canada and Italy opening the tournament in Toronto is too horrifying to contemplate. Somebody needs to cordon off Woodbridge like it's a nuclear waste site out of an abundance of safety.
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
As If couldn't dislike the Yankees more, Aaron Judge draws Scotland against Brazil and Morocco
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Aaron Judge c'mon man
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Starting to think this is an elaborate gambit for Infantino to show off his "comedy chops"
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It's incredible how much they drag this shit out
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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“Pele…who I assume is one of the greats” says Donald Trump
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
this whole thing is a car crash I can't look away from
December 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I need to see Donald Trump attempt to pronounce Curacao
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
If anything the main person this comes across as being embarrassing for is Infantino, not Trump lmao
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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The first second of eternity has finally passed. Clara Oswald: The Untold Adventures’ first episode, ‘A Citizen of the Universe’, is available to read (link below).✨🔮 #DoctorWho #ClaraOswald
December 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
This project has been so excited to watch unfold, even through the challenges it's encountered over time, but I'm so thrilled it's finally happening. I couldn't be prouder of everyone involved!♥️
The first second of eternity has finally passed. Clara Oswald: The Untold Adventures’ first episode, ‘A Citizen of the Universe’, is available to read (link below).✨🔮 #DoctorWho #ClaraOswald
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
At least it’s not Paramount but jesus christ it’s bleak
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Breaking news: Someone else references the same meme format
Interesting…
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Halle Berry I was unfamiliar with your game
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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What To Know About ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-heated-rivalry/
December 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Amused by the Discord Wrap (apparently that's a thing now) having the custom emoji of Bernard Cribbins laughing at a joke from his Never Mind the Buzzcocks appearance as my top used emoji. Anyway these year end wraps might be getting out of hand
December 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
ACAB includes the boys of the NYPD choir singing Galway Bay
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Genuinely why would you say this out loud man
Quentin Tarantino says 'There Will Be Blood' had a chance to be his greatest film of the 21st century if it didnt have Paul Dano in it

"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"
December 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The War Between Deez Nuts
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Christmas radio stations always play the same 5 songs over and over when they SHOULD be playing Snoopy's Christmas by the Royal Guardsman, the best Christmas song of all time.
December 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM