Audrey Armstrong
@lesbiaudrey.bsky.social
"You'll have to stop the world just to stop the feeling"
She/her, trans lesbian freelance writer from Toronto. Enjoyer of Doctor Who and Star Wars.
She/her, trans lesbian freelance writer from Toronto. Enjoyer of Doctor Who and Star Wars.
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Audrey Armstrong
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· Sep 29
A Brief Rundown of This Whole Thing | Audrey Armstrong
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
lots of great 1948 movies I haven't seen yet so I'll give this one to Tintin
December 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
lots of great 1948 movies I haven't seen yet so I'll give this one to Tintin
I hear the new Toronto Line 6 is so slow that the Eglinton LRT is going to open before the first Line 6 streetcar arrives at its destination #humour #pleaselaugh
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I hear the new Toronto Line 6 is so slow that the Eglinton LRT is going to open before the first Line 6 streetcar arrives at its destination #humour #pleaselaugh
Every huge corporation does at minimum light child murder, and my taxes fund the state so they can fuck me over, but that aside, doing great!
December 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Every huge corporation does at minimum light child murder, and my taxes fund the state so they can fuck me over, but that aside, doing great!
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Wow that’s quite the CGI upgrade they’ve done for the special edition of Warriors Of The Deep.
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Wow that’s quite the CGI upgrade they’ve done for the special edition of Warriors Of The Deep.
Sea Devil Chappell Roan be like C-O-D-T-O-G-O
December 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Sea Devil Chappell Roan be like C-O-D-T-O-G-O
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The War Between Deez Nuts
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The War Between Deez Nuts
I find it fascinating that under every Onion article there's a comment like "It took me a minute to realize this was satire, really says something!!"
And then the article is like "Satan Endorses Donald Trump"
like wow what tipped you off
And then the article is like "Satan Endorses Donald Trump"
like wow what tipped you off
December 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I find it fascinating that under every Onion article there's a comment like "It took me a minute to realize this was satire, really says something!!"
And then the article is like "Satan Endorses Donald Trump"
like wow what tipped you off
And then the article is like "Satan Endorses Donald Trump"
like wow what tipped you off
Kids these days and their 67…in my day we only had 69 and we were grateful for it!!
December 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Kids these days and their 67…in my day we only had 69 and we were grateful for it!!
“What are we, a bunch of Asians?” ass post
December 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
“What are we, a bunch of Asians?” ass post
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This...should have been two separate emails.
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This...should have been two separate emails.
I know a lot of people doom and gloom about cinema releases with the Netflix/WB thing, but honestly I’m more concerned about physical media.
December 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I know a lot of people doom and gloom about cinema releases with the Netflix/WB thing, but honestly I’m more concerned about physical media.
The possibility of Canada and Italy opening the tournament in Toronto is too horrifying to contemplate. Somebody needs to cordon off Woodbridge like it's a nuclear waste site out of an abundance of safety.
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The possibility of Canada and Italy opening the tournament in Toronto is too horrifying to contemplate. Somebody needs to cordon off Woodbridge like it's a nuclear waste site out of an abundance of safety.
As If couldn't dislike the Yankees more, Aaron Judge draws Scotland against Brazil and Morocco
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
As If couldn't dislike the Yankees more, Aaron Judge draws Scotland against Brazil and Morocco
Aaron Judge c'mon man
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Aaron Judge c'mon man
Starting to think this is an elaborate gambit for Infantino to show off his "comedy chops"
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Starting to think this is an elaborate gambit for Infantino to show off his "comedy chops"
It's incredible how much they drag this shit out
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It's incredible how much they drag this shit out
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“Pele…who I assume is one of the greats” says Donald Trump
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
“Pele…who I assume is one of the greats” says Donald Trump
this whole thing is a car crash I can't look away from
December 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
this whole thing is a car crash I can't look away from
I need to see Donald Trump attempt to pronounce Curacao
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I need to see Donald Trump attempt to pronounce Curacao
If anything the main person this comes across as being embarrassing for is Infantino, not Trump lmao
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
If anything the main person this comes across as being embarrassing for is Infantino, not Trump lmao
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The first second of eternity has finally passed. Clara Oswald: The Untold Adventures’ first episode, ‘A Citizen of the Universe’, is available to read (link below).✨🔮 #DoctorWho #ClaraOswald
December 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
The first second of eternity has finally passed. Clara Oswald: The Untold Adventures’ first episode, ‘A Citizen of the Universe’, is available to read (link below).✨🔮 #DoctorWho #ClaraOswald
This project has been so excited to watch unfold, even through the challenges it's encountered over time, but I'm so thrilled it's finally happening. I couldn't be prouder of everyone involved!♥️
The first second of eternity has finally passed. Clara Oswald: The Untold Adventures’ first episode, ‘A Citizen of the Universe’, is available to read (link below).✨🔮 #DoctorWho #ClaraOswald
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This project has been so excited to watch unfold, even through the challenges it's encountered over time, but I'm so thrilled it's finally happening. I couldn't be prouder of everyone involved!♥️
At least it’s not Paramount but jesus christ it’s bleak
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
At least it’s not Paramount but jesus christ it’s bleak