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Audrey Armstrong

@lesbiaudrey.bsky.social

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"You'll have to stop the world just to stop the feeling" She/her, trans lesbian freelance writer from Toronto. Enjoyer of Doctor Who and Star Wars.

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Audrey Armstrong @lesbiaudrey.bsky.social · Sep 29

Officially relaunching MY PATREON.

Please consider supporting your local Torontonian freelance lesbian writer: www.patreon.com/posts/brief-...

A Brief Rundown of This Whole Thing | Audrey Armstrong

www.patreon.com

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Audrey Armstrong @lesbiaudrey.bsky.social · 11h

absolutely screaming laughing at this

The Onion @theonion.com · 13h

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

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Audrey Armstrong @lesbiaudrey.bsky.social · 16h

idk do we think tylenol would've prevented his head exploding

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Audrey Armstrong @lesbiaudrey.bsky.social · 16h

"Pain relief is evil" is a wild thing for a goddamn Kennedy to think, honestly

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Audrey Armstrong @lesbiaudrey.bsky.social · 17h

...is this a veiled attempt at antisemitism or

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Audrey Armstrong @lesbiaudrey.bsky.social · 20h

I think so?????

Audrey Armstrong @lesbiaudrey.bsky.social · 1d

Never stop posting, folks

The official Doctor Who Twitter account tagging my account dedicated to the Series 10 soundtrack with “can I just say something?”

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Audrey Armstrong @lesbiaudrey.bsky.social · 1d

Toronto sports fans we may suffer more than Jesus some days but we are rewarded

Audrey Armstrong @lesbiaudrey.bsky.social · 1d

you wouldn’t know her, she goes to a school in canada

Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 1d

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

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Audrey Armstrong @lesbiaudrey.bsky.social · 1d

then perish

The Verge @theverge.com · May 26

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.

buff.ly

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Audrey Armstrong @lesbiaudrey.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah lol

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Audrey Armstrong @lesbiaudrey.bsky.social · 2d

I hate sports, and sports hates me

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Audrey Armstrong @lesbiaudrey.bsky.social · 2d

Cops at the bottom, you love to see it

EDHREC @edhrec.com · 2d

To celebrate the 20th anniversary of Ravnica: City of Guilds today, we're unleashing the results of last week's Question of the Week.

What's the BEST Ravnica Guild?

Tell us what you think of these results. And what does Ravnica mean to you as a Magic player? #EDH #Commander #Ravnica20 #EDRHEC

Community voted best Ravnica Guild
1. Izzet 17.0%
2. Golgari 16.4%
3. Orzhov 14.5%
4. Gruul 10.0%
5. Dimir 9.3%
6. Simic 8.4%
7. Rakdos 7.7%
8. Boros 7.1%
9. Selesnya 6.8%
10. Azorius 2.9%

Audrey Armstrong @lesbiaudrey.bsky.social · 3d

you know I don't like that's it's almost 30 C in early october

Audrey Armstrong @lesbiaudrey.bsky.social · 4d

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING IN THE BLUE JAYS DUGOUT THIS IS INSANE

Audrey Armstrong @lesbiaudrey.bsky.social · 4d

posting this with a picture of twelve and clara oswald and then walking away from the explosion

Neither romantic nor sexual not platonic but a secret fourth thing (bonded like stray cats who cannot be adopted separately)

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Audrey Armstrong @lesbiaudrey.bsky.social · 5d

LETS FUCKING GO BLUE JAYS

Audrey Armstrong @lesbiaudrey.bsky.social · 6d

It's the fate of every social media site that its CEO has a public crashout. Congrats Bluesky, you've finally made it to the big leagues.

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Audrey Armstrong @lesbiaudrey.bsky.social · 6d

IT'S TIME FOR ROUND TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO

darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 6d

hold on just a second here

blue sky screen shot from Bill Kuchman saying "Treasury Department considers minting a $1 Trump coin" quote posted by Adam Weinstein saying "Only the portrait of a deceased individual may appear on United States currency and securities." 31 USC 5114(b)

blue sky screen shot from Aaron Rupar saying
"Trump has not been seen in public since Tuesday and had no public events on his calendar today"

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Audrey Armstrong @lesbiaudrey.bsky.social · 6d

People think this woman is gay somehow

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Spice8Rack (Marxist) @spice8rack.bsky.social · 6d

Imagine being the CEO of a company that solely exists, & attracts investment, because a critical mass of people abandoned your competitor over bigotry. Now imagine crashing out publicly & asserting your userbase has no value to you because you don't want to eject a specific & named bigot.

Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 6d

Are you paying us? Where?

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Audrey Armstrong @lesbiaudrey.bsky.social · 7d

this and the fact that they made her look about 14........eaaauurgh

Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 7d

I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?

My Favorite Actress Is Not Human
Tilly Norwood doesn’t need a hairstylist, has no regrettable posts, and if you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances. That’s because she’s AI.

A picture of some AI girl standing on an AI landscape with an AI monster behind her. I'm gonna be so real: she looks about 14

By Tyler Cowen

Audrey Armstrong @lesbiaudrey.bsky.social · 7d

Rakdos, because the idea of a guild just being intense BDSM is funny to me

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 8d

alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social - 20h
theyre called the yankees because they like to yankeeach other's penises

Woderful wisart
@leonardcohenfan19.bsky.social
Inanpropriate post on my feed

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Micah @rincewind.run · 8d

an extraordinary person with an extraordinary legacy who nevertheless didn’t take herself too seriously

when Gary Larson published this cartoon, she was in Africa and her institute was horribly offended and drafted a complaint

the whole thing was defused when she returned - she found it funny

Far Side cartoon with a female chimpanzee grooming a male chimpanzee

“Well, well - another blond hair. … Conducting a little more ‘research’ with that Jane Goodall tramp?”

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Audrey Armstrong @lesbiaudrey.bsky.social · 8d

Jane Goodall was so damn cool. RIP