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phayder school of necromancy g.c.s.e. @secretivenerd.bsky.social · 14h

when there’s no more room in hell the dead shall walk the earth

unholy priest spotted at Ghosts in the Garden, York

Leslie Clarke @leslieclarke.bsky.social · 19h

The experience of being instinctively contrarian and contemptuous of all personal authority that affects me, but also a submissive little bitch:

A screenshot of an exchange on Tumblr. The user homunculus-argument says:

“ooh my god you can’t just-”

Am I yours to command? Does the collar ’round my neck have your name on it? I kneel to no king nor god, and I see no crown on you.

penisgeorge replies:

you wear a collar

homunculus-argument replies to penisgeorge:

I may choose to kneel recreationally.

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Leslie Clarke @leslieclarke.bsky.social · 1d

I think I only really started using em-dashes after people started talking about it being a sign that some piece of text was AI-generated. Before that I gravitated more towards en-dashes, until I found out most of my en-dashes should really be em-dashes.

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Quite Interesting @qi.com · 1d

The vertebrate with the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio is the bony-eared assfish.

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Leslie Clarke @leslieclarke.bsky.social · 2d

Seeing my hometown mentioned: Oh, that’s neat. I’m from there. Anyway…

Leslie Clarke @leslieclarke.bsky.social · 2d

Nationalism is garbage. All this patriotismcrap is bullshit. No borders, no nations, am I right?

*sees another Swede online or references to Sweden* HERREJÄVLAR, NU FÅR DET BLI DET FIKA I FOLKHEMMET. SVEEEEEEERIGEEEEEEEEEEEE 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🫎🫎 DU GAAAAMLA DU FRIIIIIIIIIIA DU FJÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄLLHÖÖÖÖÖÖGA NOOOOOORD

a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is smiling and looking at the camera .

Alt: King Carl XVI Gustaf of Sweden in a tuxedo, smiling.

media.tenor.com

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Quite Interesting @qi.com · 2d

A pumpkin is a berry.

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Leslie Clarke @leslieclarke.bsky.social · 2d

I see Youtube now has proper threading in the commentsection instead of a very flat setup with a topcomment and replies in a single level. This is good. I like that change.

Leslie Clarke @leslieclarke.bsky.social · 5d

I had to do a doubletake. I didn’t recognise myself.

Anyway, I’m too lazy to set a profilepicture so I guess I’ll have this reaction again somewhere down the line.

Leslie Clarke @leslieclarke.bsky.social · 5d

I just left a comment on a pin on Pinterest. I don’t ever do that, and all I use Pinterest for is to browse pictures by people shipping Bakugo and Midoriya from My hero academia. Thus, I hadn’t bothered to set a profilepicture, and upon noticing this I just thought “Good God, I’m naked!”

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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 5d

Watch it

Black and white line doodle of momo lying in the grass and it says ‘look out I’m vibing’

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Leslie Clarke @leslieclarke.bsky.social · 6d

Hmmm…

A screenshot of Bluesky showing Momo’s post above a post by Europe Elects providing some info about local elections in Portugal, the joke being that Momo was commissioned by Portuguese authorities.

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Trotim @trotim.bsky.social · 8d

just saw a game advertise its 10th anniversary update

in 2015 it had a resolution of 640x480

now in 2025 it will have a mind-boggling 1024x768

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Leslie Clarke @leslieclarke.bsky.social · 8d

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_... (archive: archive.ph/9aZp5)

United States v. Approximately 64,695 Pounds of Shark Fins - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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Leslie Clarke @leslieclarke.bsky.social · 9d

Me: “Woah there Tails. You’re about to have extramarital sex, and the Bible says that’s no good!”

My husband: “But Sonic, it’s ‘extra marital’—it’s even more marital than the sex you’re having!”

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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 10d

Dog

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Leslie Clarke @leslieclarke.bsky.social · 10d

Man, it’s so weird to hear people around me speak Swedish. It’s been a while.

Leslie Clarke @leslieclarke.bsky.social · 10d

Once I was delayed on arrival to Stockholm and missed the freaking plane to Skellefteå, and had to fork out for another ticket. 🙃

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Leslie Clarke @leslieclarke.bsky.social · 10d

On the airplane now, heading to Stockholm. Apparently our schedule is very tight once there, so we’ll have to rush to our gate for departure to Skellefteå.

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Leslie Clarke @leslieclarke.bsky.social · 10d

Thank you very much. 🙏

Leslie Clarke @leslieclarke.bsky.social · 10d

Anyway, here’s a photo of a bathroom in the airport. The bathroom is unisex but the *singleperson*stalls are gendered? Interesting compromise…

A photo of singlepersonbathroomstalls, each with either a male or female symbol on the door.

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Leslie Clarke @leslieclarke.bsky.social · 10d

Currently in Italy, in Milan. I’m heading to Sweden to attend my mom’s funeral, which will be held on October 10.

I am severely sleepdeprived after not sleeping the night. 🙃

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Leslie Clarke @leslieclarke.bsky.social · 12d

youtu.be/EtAG3e3JLNI

I Don't Know - Med School Parody of "Let It Go" from Frozen (University of Chicago Pritzker SOM)

YouTube video by Beanie Meadow

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15 Years Ago in Minecraft @15yearsinminecraft.bsky.social · 12d

Today, user RiskyChris shares their quality-of-life inventory script. This mod allows users to quickly transfer items and stack of items, saving Minecrafters from carpal tunnel.
#minecraft

A script improving the UI (Item moving, diablo belt, more!) - Discussion - Minecraft: Java Edition - Minecraft Forum - Minecraft Forum

(10/30 - Mediafire Link) (10/16 - New rapidshare link until I find a permanent host. ) (10/12 edit: Make sure to read my latest post, there was a small err...

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Leslie Clarke @leslieclarke.bsky.social · 12d

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *inhale* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 12d

Dems introduce bill banning straight men from having sex without intention of having a child - buff.ly/fxYfxRE