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phayder school of necromancy g.c.s.e.

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phayder school of necromancy g.c.s.e. @secretivenerd.bsky.social · Jun 9

i am become nerd, purveyor of Linux memes

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phayder school of necromancy g.c.s.e. @secretivenerd.bsky.social · 1d

when there’s no more room in hell the dead shall walk the earth

unholy priest spotted at Ghosts in the Garden, York

phayder school of necromancy g.c.s.e. @secretivenerd.bsky.social · 1d

maybe it’s for the best Haywood dies in the fire in the 1992 cinematic classic The Last of the Mohicans, at least he was spared the indignity of this scene

“if it’s ok for you to do bear face, it’s ok for my to do Indian face alright?”

illustration from John Fenimore Coopers classic western The Last of the Mohicans

phayder school of necromancy g.c.s.e. @secretivenerd.bsky.social · 2d

when my wife gets an unauthorised second lie in but I still have to do the school run

a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face

ALT: a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face

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phayder school of necromancy g.c.s.e. @secretivenerd.bsky.social · 3d

and the ladies heard what we were listening to and saw that it was good

Apple Music screenshot of Skyrim soundtrack by an in no way problematic composer I don’t know what you’re talking about

phayder school of necromancy g.c.s.e. @secretivenerd.bsky.social · 3d

how can we say the speed of light is the light speed of the universe when black holes exist? gravity so strong that not even light can escape. sounds like something is pulled FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT there. nobel peace prize please

phayder school of necromancy g.c.s.e. @secretivenerd.bsky.social · 3d

tired of being treated like a business expense to be cut?

well I’m tired of your shit, number go up you fucking asshole

phayder school of necromancy g.c.s.e. @secretivenerd.bsky.social · 3d

ooooh they’ve got t-shirts

phayder school of necromancy g.c.s.e. @secretivenerd.bsky.social · 6d

tbf she’s clearly struggling, t looks like she can only afford one outfit

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phayder school of necromancy g.c.s.e. @secretivenerd.bsky.social · 6d

but she might have to drive around in a 3 year old car, what WILL the teachers think??

phayder school of necromancy g.c.s.e. @secretivenerd.bsky.social · 6d

i came for the bigger tits but stayed to leave NATO

phayder school of necromancy g.c.s.e. @secretivenerd.bsky.social · 6d

SOLD!

Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 6d

The leader thinks he can increase boob size through hypnosis and that we should leave NATO

phayder school of necromancy g.c.s.e. @secretivenerd.bsky.social · 6d

well that gets my vote

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phayder school of necromancy g.c.s.e. @secretivenerd.bsky.social · 8d

it is a cause of great disappointment to me that in 2025 no one has yet developed a mass market robot lawn mower

phayder school of necromancy g.c.s.e. @secretivenerd.bsky.social · 10d

stolen from the bad place

phayder school of necromancy g.c.s.e. @secretivenerd.bsky.social · 10d

errrr i’m gonna need you to submit 3 age verification checks and a digital id now

a man in a suit and tie is smiling in front of a green background with hay written on it

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phayder school of necromancy g.c.s.e. @secretivenerd.bsky.social · 11d

remind me to remind you about that thing you asked me to remind you about

phayder school of necromancy g.c.s.e. @secretivenerd.bsky.social · 11d

oh well whatever nevermind

www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Bank of England warns of growing risk that AI bubble could burst

Possibility of ‘sharp market correction has increased’, says Bank’s financial policy committee

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phayder school of necromancy g.c.s.e. @secretivenerd.bsky.social · 11d

but to equate an algorithm with holding power is just plain stupidity. an algorithm is simply a set of rules, it is just another tool. it is the person using that tool who holds the power

phayder school of necromancy g.c.s.e. @secretivenerd.bsky.social · 11d

“Støre said last year that it would be “an uphill battle” but that politicians must intervene to protect children from the “power of the algorithms””

I completely agree with the principle of protecting children from the harms of social media /1

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

Denmark plans social media ban for under-15s as PM warns phones ‘stealing childhood’

Mette Frederiksen links social media use to anxiety, depression and lack of concentration

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phayder school of necromancy g.c.s.e. @secretivenerd.bsky.social · 13d

me! i now feel strangely inadequate

phayder school of necromancy g.c.s.e. @secretivenerd.bsky.social · 13d

i’m not a greedy person, I think I’d be happy with £60 million

phayder school of necromancy g.c.s.e. @secretivenerd.bsky.social · 13d

just because he’s a convicted serial sexual abuser sentenced to 30 years to life, doesn’t mean a man can’t enjoy his music you know?

phayder school of necromancy g.c.s.e. @secretivenerd.bsky.social · 14d

i don’t know if I’m just getting old but i find getting a new phone so unexciting and using it incredibly unsatisfying

phayder school of necromancy g.c.s.e. @secretivenerd.bsky.social · 16d

you cannot see the bait unless you first become the bait