phayder school of necromancy g.c.s.e.
@secretivenerd.bsky.social
the children of today are the Undead Horde of tomorrow
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i am become nerd, purveyor of Linux memes
butter wouldn’t melt during the post mouse massacre slumber
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
butter wouldn’t melt during the post mouse massacre slumber
10 PRINT “PURGE”
20 GOTO 10
RUN
20 GOTO 10
RUN
December 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
10 PRINT “PURGE”
20 GOTO 10
RUN
20 GOTO 10
RUN
Looking for a BASIC emulator for iPhone, does anyone have any recommendations?
December 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Looking for a BASIC emulator for iPhone, does anyone have any recommendations?
December 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
MERRY CHRISTMAS FUCKFACE
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS FUCKFACE
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learning the language of accounting has taught me a whole new world of insults
“you’re such a balanced off T account sometimes bro” = you’re boring me
“don’t be such a double entry book keeping system man” = please stop being so boring
“you’re such a balanced off T account sometimes bro” = you’re boring me
“don’t be such a double entry book keeping system man” = please stop being so boring
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
learning the language of accounting has taught me a whole new world of insults
“you’re such a balanced off T account sometimes bro” = you’re boring me
“don’t be such a double entry book keeping system man” = please stop being so boring
“you’re such a balanced off T account sometimes bro” = you’re boring me
“don’t be such a double entry book keeping system man” = please stop being so boring
yeh i called my daughter princess i dont give a fuck
a man is laying in a police car with the words tech noir on the bottom
ALT: a man is laying in a police car with the words tech noir on the bottom
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November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
yeh i called my daughter princess i dont give a fuck
startups be like
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
startups be like
park design meeting
“Steve, how many baby swings have we got in the plans?”
“just the one boss, let them fight to the death over it. Just like we discussed boss”
“great job Steve”
“Steve, how many baby swings have we got in the plans?”
“just the one boss, let them fight to the death over it. Just like we discussed boss”
“great job Steve”
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
park design meeting
“Steve, how many baby swings have we got in the plans?”
“just the one boss, let them fight to the death over it. Just like we discussed boss”
“great job Steve”
“Steve, how many baby swings have we got in the plans?”
“just the one boss, let them fight to the death over it. Just like we discussed boss”
“great job Steve”
i already resent the next two people society is going to force me to interact with
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 AM
i already resent the next two people society is going to force me to interact with
ima dragon these balls across your face
a dragon is breathing fire from its mouth .
ALT: a dragon is breathing fire from its mouth .
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November 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
ima dragon these balls across your face
Einstein didn’t know what he was talking about, the true speed limit of the universe is a BSky user hitting that block button
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Einstein didn’t know what he was talking about, the true speed limit of the universe is a BSky user hitting that block button
I see NASA are doing a livestream of the HiRise 3i/ATLAS pictures tomorrow, wouldn’t be doing that unless they were planning on covering something up amiright amiright?
November 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I see NASA are doing a livestream of the HiRise 3i/ATLAS pictures tomorrow, wouldn’t be doing that unless they were planning on covering something up amiright amiright?
when bro said he wanted to stream some mine craft later and you heard mein kampf
a man in a military uniform eating a piece of cake
ALT: a man in a military uniform eating a piece of cake
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November 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
when bro said he wanted to stream some mine craft later and you heard mein kampf
please pass me something to break
please pass me something to break
how about that lovely face?
don’t you know i own a chainsaw?
a petrol chainsaw?
please pass me something to break
how about that lovely face?
don’t you know i own a chainsaw?
a petrol chainsaw?
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
please pass me something to break
please pass me something to break
how about that lovely face?
don’t you know i own a chainsaw?
a petrol chainsaw?
please pass me something to break
how about that lovely face?
don’t you know i own a chainsaw?
a petrol chainsaw?
“won’t you just let me die” grandma
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
“won’t you just let me die” grandma
christmas market opens today
elmo says take me lucifer while standing in front of flames
ALT: elmo says take me lucifer while standing in front of flames
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November 13, 2025 at 10:00 AM
christmas market opens today
me whenever my wife reports something “missing”
farewell traveller, from the void we all came and to the void we must all return
farewell traveller, from the void we all came and to the void we must all return
November 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
me whenever my wife reports something “missing”
farewell traveller, from the void we all came and to the void we must all return
farewell traveller, from the void we all came and to the void we must all return
i don’t see any potential problems with introducing the hallucinating slop machine into the uk justice system. great call that
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
AI chatbots could help stop prisoner release errors, says justice minister
HMP Wandsworth gets ‘green light’ to use AI after team sent in to find ‘quick fixes’ after spate of mistakes
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
i don’t see any potential problems with introducing the hallucinating slop machine into the uk justice system. great call that
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
daddy, why don’t zombies eat their own brains?
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
daddy, why don’t zombies eat their own brains?
im not just a simple guy you can turn on with the flick of a switch, im more complicated than that
proceeds to spend the next two hours intermittently scrolling titty drop videos on BS
proceeds to spend the next two hours intermittently scrolling titty drop videos on BS
November 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
im not just a simple guy you can turn on with the flick of a switch, im more complicated than that
proceeds to spend the next two hours intermittently scrolling titty drop videos on BS
proceeds to spend the next two hours intermittently scrolling titty drop videos on BS
“listen mate I’m a trip adviser local guide and I want turkey dinosaurs, there’s a shop just down the road off you go. Now chop chop, I’ve got a train to catch here”
November 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“listen mate I’m a trip adviser local guide and I want turkey dinosaurs, there’s a shop just down the road off you go. Now chop chop, I’ve got a train to catch here”
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Necromancer's Quest
November 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Necromancer's Quest