Just call me Les.
@lesmartin.bsky.social
Left leaning, anti Brexit, I will post rubbish jokes, you have been warned!
Interesting fact!
Historians in Ireland have discovered what they believe to be, the headstone of the oldest ever man..............
He was 193 and his name was Miles from Dublin!
Historians in Ireland have discovered what they believe to be, the headstone of the oldest ever man..............
He was 193 and his name was Miles from Dublin!
December 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Interesting fact!
Historians in Ireland have discovered what they believe to be, the headstone of the oldest ever man..............
He was 193 and his name was Miles from Dublin!
Historians in Ireland have discovered what they believe to be, the headstone of the oldest ever man..............
He was 193 and his name was Miles from Dublin!
I am going to see how many LP's I can fit in a shoebox.
It should be a record breaking event!
It should be a record breaking event!
December 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I am going to see how many LP's I can fit in a shoebox.
It should be a record breaking event!
It should be a record breaking event!
Every Christmas we'd run downstairs to the big pile of presents, and start unwrapping them as fast as we could, there would be fights over who had the best gifts, make up later, down and have a 3 hour dinner before watching telly for the rest of the day. really miss working at the Mail sorting offic
December 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Every Christmas we'd run downstairs to the big pile of presents, and start unwrapping them as fast as we could, there would be fights over who had the best gifts, make up later, down and have a 3 hour dinner before watching telly for the rest of the day. really miss working at the Mail sorting offic
Uses 3 gallons of water to rinse out yogurt container so it can go into recycling bin
December 14, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Uses 3 gallons of water to rinse out yogurt container so it can go into recycling bin
The Noise Abatement Society is proud to record another zero turnout for this year’s Annual Carol Service.
December 14, 2025 at 11:20 AM
The Noise Abatement Society is proud to record another zero turnout for this year’s Annual Carol Service.
I'm so peeved. Turns out that anvil I bought isn't genuine, it was forged!!
December 14, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I'm so peeved. Turns out that anvil I bought isn't genuine, it was forged!!
I don't believe in reincarnation, who wants to come back as a tin of condensed milk anyway?
December 14, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I don't believe in reincarnation, who wants to come back as a tin of condensed milk anyway?
Once, in a Moscow hotel, I was stung by what I thought at the time was a dodgy looking wasp.
Although now I suspect it was the cagey bee..
Although now I suspect it was the cagey bee..
December 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Once, in a Moscow hotel, I was stung by what I thought at the time was a dodgy looking wasp.
Although now I suspect it was the cagey bee..
Although now I suspect it was the cagey bee..
They dont make antiques like they used to
December 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
They dont make antiques like they used to
I thought that I owned the gap between two tectonic plates but someone else is claiming that it actually belongs to him.
I contacted my lawyer to see whose fault it is
I contacted my lawyer to see whose fault it is
December 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I thought that I owned the gap between two tectonic plates but someone else is claiming that it actually belongs to him.
I contacted my lawyer to see whose fault it is
I contacted my lawyer to see whose fault it is
I’ve just started playing lawn bowls; it’s a real learning curve.
December 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I’ve just started playing lawn bowls; it’s a real learning curve.
Cataarggh - that feeling you get in your throat in the morning after you've accidentally swallowed a cat the night before......
December 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Cataarggh - that feeling you get in your throat in the morning after you've accidentally swallowed a cat the night before......
A man wanted to learn how to play croquet but he did not know the rules and picked up a crochet book by mistake. Not really funny but it’s still one of my favourite yarns
December 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
A man wanted to learn how to play croquet but he did not know the rules and picked up a crochet book by mistake. Not really funny but it’s still one of my favourite yarns
Just been reading “Can’t say no”
By Sheila Blige
By Sheila Blige
December 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Just been reading “Can’t say no”
By Sheila Blige
By Sheila Blige
To whoever lost an iPhone 17 Pro Max outside the train station yesterday. Can you please stop calling my new phone?
December 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
To whoever lost an iPhone 17 Pro Max outside the train station yesterday. Can you please stop calling my new phone?
WOW! Bet Farage isn't happy.
December 13, 2025 at 11:48 AM
WOW! Bet Farage isn't happy.
I wonder if there were actually 102 Dalmatians.
But the other one was never spotted
But the other one was never spotted
December 13, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I wonder if there were actually 102 Dalmatians.
But the other one was never spotted
But the other one was never spotted
My memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
December 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
I once went out with a printer's daughter,
Sadly I wasn't her type...
Sadly I wasn't her type...
December 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I once went out with a printer's daughter,
Sadly I wasn't her type...
Sadly I wasn't her type...
Called my girlfriend to go to a fancy restaurant as I was going to propose to her. However she had a prior engagement.
December 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Called my girlfriend to go to a fancy restaurant as I was going to propose to her. However she had a prior engagement.
Well, took something called a mock exam today. So pulled faces at the invigilator for 3 hrs. Hope I passed.
December 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Well, took something called a mock exam today. So pulled faces at the invigilator for 3 hrs. Hope I passed.
Doctor: You just need to eat better and exercise.
You'll start feeling better.
Me: So it's terminal?
You'll start feeling better.
Me: So it's terminal?
December 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Doctor: You just need to eat better and exercise.
You'll start feeling better.
Me: So it's terminal?
You'll start feeling better.
Me: So it's terminal?
My half brother and I have been banned from ever using a chainsaw again!!
December 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
My half brother and I have been banned from ever using a chainsaw again!!
I just posted a holiday snap of me on a beach in a bikini 🤭
It's got 300 'Yikes' already
It's got 300 'Yikes' already
December 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I just posted a holiday snap of me on a beach in a bikini 🤭
It's got 300 'Yikes' already
It's got 300 'Yikes' already
Life is about perspective like the sinking of the Titanic was a miracle for the lobsters in the ship’s kitchen
December 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Life is about perspective like the sinking of the Titanic was a miracle for the lobsters in the ship’s kitchen