THE Lewd Dude (Comms Open)
@lewddude2horny.bsky.social
Writer of smut and in general cool dude.
Read my stuff here: https://archiveofourown.org/users/LewdDude
If you like my work, consider supporting me on Subscribstar: https://subscribestar.adult/lewddude
Read my stuff here: https://archiveofourown.org/users/LewdDude
If you like my work, consider supporting me on Subscribstar: https://subscribestar.adult/lewddude
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First, Commission time! My amazing comm sheet was created by the fantastic OniiBunny! Page 1 shows some of the fics you might recognize me from, more details/full lists in my spreadsheet, and I look forward to working with you!
Full Spreadsheet here: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Full Spreadsheet here: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
"Ohhhh LewdDude Kaa fanfics are so lazy and lame, they're all the same" Shut up, this was my hyperfixation while I was sick, so tough it up and deal with it. Also yes, a primary reason why was the dumb pun title
archiveofourown.org/works/75405136
archiveofourown.org/works/75405136
December 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
"Ohhhh LewdDude Kaa fanfics are so lazy and lame, they're all the same" Shut up, this was my hyperfixation while I was sick, so tough it up and deal with it. Also yes, a primary reason why was the dumb pun title
archiveofourown.org/works/75405136
archiveofourown.org/works/75405136
Pokemon H-Game Idea: Rocket Grunt Ladder
The player begins the game in a Hypnosis chamber, being hypnotized into a Rocket Grunt, loyal and obedient to the cause. After being given your first poison Pokemon, you're sent out with 8 tasks you must complete:
The player begins the game in a Hypnosis chamber, being hypnotized into a Rocket Grunt, loyal and obedient to the cause. After being given your first poison Pokemon, you're sent out with 8 tasks you must complete:
December 7, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Pokemon H-Game Idea: Rocket Grunt Ladder
The player begins the game in a Hypnosis chamber, being hypnotized into a Rocket Grunt, loyal and obedient to the cause. After being given your first poison Pokemon, you're sent out with 8 tasks you must complete:
The player begins the game in a Hypnosis chamber, being hypnotized into a Rocket Grunt, loyal and obedient to the cause. After being given your first poison Pokemon, you're sent out with 8 tasks you must complete:
I see lots of cool NSFW trends, and I wanna get in cuz they all look fun, but I know that it in one of the three ways that matters (On time, on theme, good) it won't measure up to my level of satisfaction. Wonder if that ever goes away, or if one day you don't care if it's late.
December 6, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I see lots of cool NSFW trends, and I wanna get in cuz they all look fun, but I know that it in one of the three ways that matters (On time, on theme, good) it won't measure up to my level of satisfaction. Wonder if that ever goes away, or if one day you don't care if it's late.
Secondly, new fic is out! Uzaki, Marin, Nagatoro, and Komi's boyfriends lost a contest with them as the prizes, and the only way to get out of being forced to dump them is to star in lewd films! How exciting...
Chapter 1 of 6, where YOU vote for who's next!
#r34
archiveofourown.org/works/749150...
Chapter 1 of 6, where YOU vote for who's next!
#r34
archiveofourown.org/works/749150...
Mindless Fun - Chapter 1 - LewdDude - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Secondly, new fic is out! Uzaki, Marin, Nagatoro, and Komi's boyfriends lost a contest with them as the prizes, and the only way to get out of being forced to dump them is to star in lewd films! How exciting...
Chapter 1 of 6, where YOU vote for who's next!
#r34
archiveofourown.org/works/749150...
Chapter 1 of 6, where YOU vote for who's next!
#r34
archiveofourown.org/works/749150...
First, Commission time! My amazing comm sheet was created by the fantastic OniiBunny! Page 1 shows some of the fics you might recognize me from, more details/full lists in my spreadsheet, and I look forward to working with you!
Full Spreadsheet here: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Full Spreadsheet here: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
First, Commission time! My amazing comm sheet was created by the fantastic OniiBunny! Page 1 shows some of the fics you might recognize me from, more details/full lists in my spreadsheet, and I look forward to working with you!
Full Spreadsheet here: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Full Spreadsheet here: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Soon, is, now! Lewdie's back, and in full swing! I've even got a fic ready for y'all, just give me a few minutes to set everything all up again :D
November 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Soon, is, now! Lewdie's back, and in full swing! I've even got a fic ready for y'all, just give me a few minutes to set everything all up again :D
Growing up is realizing your ass is NOT getting that Siege tome and it's best to just let it break so it's not a bother instead of dying to steal it
November 18, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Growing up is realizing your ass is NOT getting that Siege tome and it's best to just let it break so it's not a bother instead of dying to steal it
I'm on break so I'm not doing anything for #hypnovember BUT since it is my #1 kink, here's my opinions on a tier list because I love tier lists. Ridicule me in the comments for my takes, it gives me a boner.
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I'm on break so I'm not doing anything for #hypnovember BUT since it is my #1 kink, here's my opinions on a tier list because I love tier lists. Ridicule me in the comments for my takes, it gives me a boner.
#hololive bsky-ers, I'm reaching out for info
I write smut, but I want to write it ethically by not doing things the holo girls have requested (No Haato lewds, no horses, abiding by the girls sexuality)
As such, what all should I know before moving forward?
I write smut, but I want to write it ethically by not doing things the holo girls have requested (No Haato lewds, no horses, abiding by the girls sexuality)
As such, what all should I know before moving forward?
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
#hololive bsky-ers, I'm reaching out for info
I write smut, but I want to write it ethically by not doing things the holo girls have requested (No Haato lewds, no horses, abiding by the girls sexuality)
As such, what all should I know before moving forward?
I write smut, but I want to write it ethically by not doing things the holo girls have requested (No Haato lewds, no horses, abiding by the girls sexuality)
As such, what all should I know before moving forward?
I'm on break, so I'll post random thoughts.
I don't like Soren. Both as a unit (Ilyana is a better Early Game Mage, and Adept doesn't save him) or as a character (At least Shinon is called out for his racism, and isn't excused because "He's the tactician")
Also I prefer Ike x Leathe
#fireemblem
I don't like Soren. Both as a unit (Ilyana is a better Early Game Mage, and Adept doesn't save him) or as a character (At least Shinon is called out for his racism, and isn't excused because "He's the tactician")
Also I prefer Ike x Leathe
#fireemblem
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I'm on break, so I'll post random thoughts.
I don't like Soren. Both as a unit (Ilyana is a better Early Game Mage, and Adept doesn't save him) or as a character (At least Shinon is called out for his racism, and isn't excused because "He's the tactician")
Also I prefer Ike x Leathe
#fireemblem
I don't like Soren. Both as a unit (Ilyana is a better Early Game Mage, and Adept doesn't save him) or as a character (At least Shinon is called out for his racism, and isn't excused because "He's the tactician")
Also I prefer Ike x Leathe
#fireemblem
And with that comm done, I'll be on break for a few weeks (No Hypnovember this year, but waddya gonna do?) to rest up for smutting later down the line. In the meanwhile, why don't you submit a response to this here poll I made for when I get back? K love you all!
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Fire Emblem 'Bad Ends' Inquiry
I think it'd be fun to pick 1 Fire Emblem game and write shortish (2-3k words) 'Bad Ends' for each female member of the army (Plus perhaps a few enemy/NPC females). Perhaps that means logical ends, su...
docs.google.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
And with that comm done, I'll be on break for a few weeks (No Hypnovember this year, but waddya gonna do?) to rest up for smutting later down the line. In the meanwhile, why don't you submit a response to this here poll I made for when I get back? K love you all!
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
One last quick comm before I head on break for real this time! After Cleobulus' attack on Kronya, the witnesses must come up with a plan to help her, or else her life might forever be changed...
#hypnokink #smut
archiveofourown.org/works/651471...
#hypnokink #smut
archiveofourown.org/works/651471...
The Master Plan - Chapter 6 - LewdDude - Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
One last quick comm before I head on break for real this time! After Cleobulus' attack on Kronya, the witnesses must come up with a plan to help her, or else her life might forever be changed...
#hypnokink #smut
archiveofourown.org/works/651471...
#hypnokink #smut
archiveofourown.org/works/651471...
Alright smut fans, I'll be taking a break for a good chunk of November (Not the whole month most likely, but a decent chunk), outside of a quick fanfic that someone slipped in last minute. Once I come back, I'll have an updated Comm sheet for you all to enjoy, so stay tuned for that!
November 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Alright smut fans, I'll be taking a break for a good chunk of November (Not the whole month most likely, but a decent chunk), outside of a quick fanfic that someone slipped in last minute. Once I come back, I'll have an updated Comm sheet for you all to enjoy, so stay tuned for that!
New fanfic out! Starfire needs a place to crash at after arriving on Earth, and the man she first asks says he'll let her stay if she obeys his every command... but compared to the slavers Blackfire sold her to, this guy is a breath of fresh air!
archiveofourown.org/works/73053291
archiveofourown.org/works/73053291
October 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
New fanfic out! Starfire needs a place to crash at after arriving on Earth, and the man she first asks says he'll let her stay if she obeys his every command... but compared to the slavers Blackfire sold her to, this guy is a breath of fresh air!
archiveofourown.org/works/73053291
archiveofourown.org/works/73053291
ATTENTION! I'll be taking a break during November to give my brain a break to make good smut again, so if you want a commission, please put it in before 10/31/25, and for those subscribed to the Substar, the voted fic will still happen, but in December instead. Thank you for understanding🙇♂️
My commission sheet has been (minorly) updated, just putting out a full list of the Vtubers I am willing to write Smut about.
The going rate for a commission is 10 dollars for 1k words, feel free to DM me to discuss your ideas if you'd like to commission something, and reskeets are appreciated :D
The going rate for a commission is 10 dollars for 1k words, feel free to DM me to discuss your ideas if you'd like to commission something, and reskeets are appreciated :D
October 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
ATTENTION! I'll be taking a break during November to give my brain a break to make good smut again, so if you want a commission, please put it in before 10/31/25, and for those subscribed to the Substar, the voted fic will still happen, but in December instead. Thank you for understanding🙇♂️
Reposted by THE Lewd Dude (Comms Open)
Commission for @lewddude2horny.bsky.social
Leonie and Petra find themselves in the middle of a heated training break with two particularly eager sparring partners. Turns out, cumming on armpits gives a lot of morale.
models: @emblend.bsky.social, @dochaunt.bsky.social
Leonie and Petra find themselves in the middle of a heated training break with two particularly eager sparring partners. Turns out, cumming on armpits gives a lot of morale.
models: @emblend.bsky.social, @dochaunt.bsky.social
October 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Commission for @lewddude2horny.bsky.social
Leonie and Petra find themselves in the middle of a heated training break with two particularly eager sparring partners. Turns out, cumming on armpits gives a lot of morale.
models: @emblend.bsky.social, @dochaunt.bsky.social
Leonie and Petra find themselves in the middle of a heated training break with two particularly eager sparring partners. Turns out, cumming on armpits gives a lot of morale.
models: @emblend.bsky.social, @dochaunt.bsky.social
Playing through Radiant Dawn Part 3 has me split between supporting Mia/Ike or Mia/Mist. And this just made me realize I need "Mia learning she's bisexual because the Greil kids are both hot as fuck and she's not sure who she wants to hold her more" in my life
October 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Playing through Radiant Dawn Part 3 has me split between supporting Mia/Ike or Mia/Mist. And this just made me realize I need "Mia learning she's bisexual because the Greil kids are both hot as fuck and she's not sure who she wants to hold her more" in my life
I should reward myself for uploading a new fic!
...and instead I'm replaying this god damn game. Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhit'sreallynotthatbadtheendgameisjustterribleandIhatethelackofsupportsandMicaiahsuckslmaohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
...and instead I'm replaying this god damn game. Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhit'sreallynotthatbadtheendgameisjustterribleandIhatethelackofsupportsandMicaiahsuckslmaohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
October 6, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I should reward myself for uploading a new fic!
...and instead I'm replaying this god damn game. Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhit'sreallynotthatbadtheendgameisjustterribleandIhatethelackofsupportsandMicaiahsuckslmaohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
...and instead I'm replaying this god damn game. Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhit'sreallynotthatbadtheendgameisjustterribleandIhatethelackofsupportsandMicaiahsuckslmaohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I just posted a bit of a shorter fic! To save Hana and Sakurai's sex life, Tsuki decides to disguise herself as her daughter and teach Sakurai the proper way to fuck, but will she be able to keep a lid on her own lust?
#rule34 #cheating
archiveofourown.org/works/71980241
#rule34 #cheating
archiveofourown.org/works/71980241
October 6, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I just posted a bit of a shorter fic! To save Hana and Sakurai's sex life, Tsuki decides to disguise herself as her daughter and teach Sakurai the proper way to fuck, but will she be able to keep a lid on her own lust?
#rule34 #cheating
archiveofourown.org/works/71980241
#rule34 #cheating
archiveofourown.org/works/71980241
I saw someone else post their favorite FE characters, so I decided to do the same! Here are my top 3 Males and Females from each game. They're not really ordered in any particular way, and this is sort of a combination of both gameplay and story, remakes are counted together.
October 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I saw someone else post their favorite FE characters, so I decided to do the same! Here are my top 3 Males and Females from each game. They're not really ordered in any particular way, and this is sort of a combination of both gameplay and story, remakes are counted together.
Reposted by THE Lewd Dude (Comms Open)
My commission sheet has been (minorly) updated, just putting out a full list of the Vtubers I am willing to write Smut about.
The going rate for a commission is 10 dollars for 1k words, feel free to DM me to discuss your ideas if you'd like to commission something, and reskeets are appreciated :D
The going rate for a commission is 10 dollars for 1k words, feel free to DM me to discuss your ideas if you'd like to commission something, and reskeets are appreciated :D
October 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
My commission sheet has been (minorly) updated, just putting out a full list of the Vtubers I am willing to write Smut about.
The going rate for a commission is 10 dollars for 1k words, feel free to DM me to discuss your ideas if you'd like to commission something, and reskeets are appreciated :D
The going rate for a commission is 10 dollars for 1k words, feel free to DM me to discuss your ideas if you'd like to commission something, and reskeets are appreciated :D
This month I feel like SMASHING! So for the Subscribestar poll, you can vote for your Smash Bros Waifu of choice to be gangbanged, bukkaked, or more on my Subscribestar! If you do consider subscribing to vote, thank you very much!
#nsfw #smut #SuperSmashLewds
subscribestar.adult/lewddude
#nsfw #smut #SuperSmashLewds
subscribestar.adult/lewddude
October 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This month I feel like SMASHING! So for the Subscribestar poll, you can vote for your Smash Bros Waifu of choice to be gangbanged, bukkaked, or more on my Subscribestar! If you do consider subscribing to vote, thank you very much!
#nsfw #smut #SuperSmashLewds
subscribestar.adult/lewddude
#nsfw #smut #SuperSmashLewds
subscribestar.adult/lewddude
Reposted by THE Lewd Dude (Comms Open)
Uair Alice is finally making content again...? It's true!
Yes, I'm participating in #TakeOverTober this year. Let's hope I get more than one done this time! Read down below:
archiveofourown.org/works/71594611
#nsfw #possession #smut #ao3 #archiveofourown
Yes, I'm participating in #TakeOverTober this year. Let's hope I get more than one done this time! Read down below:
archiveofourown.org/works/71594611
#nsfw #possession #smut #ao3 #archiveofourown
September 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Uair Alice is finally making content again...? It's true!
Yes, I'm participating in #TakeOverTober this year. Let's hope I get more than one done this time! Read down below:
archiveofourown.org/works/71594611
#nsfw #possession #smut #ao3 #archiveofourown
Yes, I'm participating in #TakeOverTober this year. Let's hope I get more than one done this time! Read down below:
archiveofourown.org/works/71594611
#nsfw #possession #smut #ao3 #archiveofourown