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Lewis🌲
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I have no idea what I'm doing.

Old. Queer. He/him.

300 year old vampire.

I've got an etsy shop: https://lewiswhatshisname.etsy.com
Not as much as I wanted, but I got a little bit done today #crossstitch
February 5, 2026 at 2:44 AM
February 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
I've finally got through that top bit. Very nearly ready to start the frog #crossstitch

Pattern: lewiswhatshisname.etsy.com/listing/4426...
February 3, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Reposted by Lewis🌲
I love your curtains! They match mine! 🤣🤣🤣
January 27, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I've given up buying skeins. They get expensive real quick
January 27, 2026 at 6:16 PM
This would have gone quicker if I'd remembered to start with the colours that have lower stitch counts first #crossstitch
January 26, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I've been enjoying this one a lot. I'm excited for the next block of episodes
My podcast is back tomorrow. It's a mystery story with all sorts of other aspects. Many comedians are in it. It's always under 40 minutes. The arguments for you listening to it are stacking up, here.
Episode six will be out tomorrow, after which there's a two-week break (25 eps in total). It has been lovely how people have responded to this. You might like it: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
January 25, 2026 at 5:06 AM
21% and still no frog. Here's the whole progress so far #crossstitch

Pattern: lewiswhatshisname.etsy.com/listing/4426...
January 24, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I wanted to finish this tonight, but it got the better of me. #crossstitch

Pattern: lewiswhatshisname.etsy.com/listing/4426...
January 23, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Hello, new followers! I'm sorry if I don't respond directly to you, but this has been quite overwhelming for someone who is slightly scared of social media
January 23, 2026 at 1:42 AM
One more leaf, and then it's back to more confetti up top. #crossstitch
January 22, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Putting a second (smaller) project on my other frame, to give myself a break when I get sick of stitching in green. Now I can also get sick of blue! #crossstitch #crossstitching
January 21, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I now have a teeny, tiny scroll frame, for teeny, tiny projects. This one's 6x6". My largest one is 4x3 feet. Admittedly, the bars become useless much bigger than about 12"
January 21, 2026 at 12:49 AM
January 19, 2026 at 1:49 PM
11 January – Attack and Dethrone God Cross Stitch Pattern

Let's do some samplers now. Attack and Dethrone God counted cross stitch pattern.Measures approx…

https://lewiswhatshisname.com/2026/01/11-january-attack-and-dethrone-god-cross-stitch-pattern/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=jetpack_social
January 11, 2026 at 8:57 PM
10 January – Not You Again Cross Stitch Pattern

Let's do some samplers now. Not You Again counted cross stitch pattern.Measures approx 7x8" at 18 stitches per inch.…

https://lewiswhatshisname.com/2026/01/10-january-not-you-again-cross-stitch-pattern/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=jetpack_social
January 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
09 January – Bones Cross Stitch Pattern

Today, it's a great big one. Bones counted cross stitch pattern.Measures approx 28x16" at 18 stitches per inch.Download includes full…

https://lewiswhatshisname.com/2026/01/09-january-bones-cross-stitch-pattern/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=jetpack_social
January 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
08 January – Happy Alligator Cross Stitch Pattern

A small little beginner one today. Happy Alligator counted cross stitch pattern.Measures approx 3 x 4 / 8 x 11 cm…

https://lewiswhatshisname.com/2026/01/08-january-happy-alligator-cross-stitch-pattern/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=jetpack_social
January 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
07 January – Rainbow Unicorn Cross Stitch Pattern

Another older pattern with a few updates. Rainbow Unicorn counted cross stitch pattern.Measures approx 7 x 8" / 18…

https://lewiswhatshisname.com/2026/01/07-january-rainbow-unicorn-cross-stitch-pattern/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=jetpack_social
January 7, 2026 at 6:49 PM
05 January – Red Dragon

Another older pattern with a few updates. Red Dragon counted cross stitch pattern. 250 x 350 StitchesMeasures approx 14x19" at 18 stitches per inch - 35 x 50 cm…

https://lewiswhatshisname.com/2026/01/05-january-red-dragon/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=jetpack_social
January 6, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Á #taskmasteruk potato for your timeline
January 6, 2026 at 7:01 AM
05 January – Greg the Goat

Another older pattern with a few updates. Greg the Goat counted cross stitch pattern. 350 x 210 StitchesMeasures approx 12x19" at 18 stitches per inch - 30 x 50…

https://lewiswhatshisname.com/2026/01/05-january-greg-the-goat/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=jetpack_social
January 5, 2026 at 6:33 PM
04 January – Ravens at Twilight

Here's an updated version of an old pattern Ravens at Twilight counted cross stitch pattern. 90 x 90 StitchesMeasures approx 5 x 5" at 18 stitches per inch - 13 x 13cm Download includes full PDF pattern, PDF for Pattern Keeper, and digital file for XStitch Markup…
04 January – Ravens at Twilight
Here's an updated version of an old pattern Ravens at Twilight counted cross stitch pattern. 90 x 90 StitchesMeasures approx 5 x 5" at 18 stitches per inch - 13 x 13cm Download includes full PDF pattern, PDF for Pattern Keeper, and digital file for XStitch Markup iPad app. This design was drawn by me, using a stock image as the base. No AI was used in the creation of this pattern or design. Printed pattern length: 4 pagesColours: 15Full stitches only Etsy Listing
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January 4, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I am finally watching Barbie
January 4, 2026 at 1:18 AM
03 January – Hyacinth Macaws

More blue, but also green today. Hyacinth Macaws counted cross stitch pattern. 200 x 200 StitchesMeasures approx 11x11" at 18 stitches per inch - 28 x 28cm Download includes full PDF pattern, PDF for Pattern Keeper, and digital file for XStitch Markup iPad app. This…
03 January – Hyacinth Macaws
More blue, but also green today. Hyacinth Macaws counted cross stitch pattern. 200 x 200 StitchesMeasures approx 11x11" at 18 stitches per inch - 28 x 28cm Download includes full PDF pattern, PDF for Pattern Keeper, and digital file for XStitch Markup iPad app. This design was drawn by me, using a stock image as the base. No AI was used in the creation of this pattern or design. Printed pattern length: 12 pagesColours: 113Full stitches only Etsy Listing
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January 3, 2026 at 6:30 PM