Lex Bear
@lexbear.bsky.social
Falkirk’s finest, Edinburgh’s worst, Yer Da’s favourite. Occasional YouTuber & Shite Patter central. He/Him. 🏴🏳️🌈💚 Wannabe Writer.
I am honouring Burns Night tonight by reading the address to the haggis but at Crunchie : )
January 25, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I am honouring Burns Night tonight by reading the address to the haggis but at Crunchie : )
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January 11, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Gonna tell the kids this was Charlie XCX and Troye Sivan.
January 7, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Gonna tell the kids this was Charlie XCX and Troye Sivan.
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THEYRE FUCKING PUTTING ME IN THE SOUP (I have been hungover for 2 days)
January 2, 2026 at 2:41 PM
THEYRE FUCKING PUTTING ME IN THE SOUP (I have been hungover for 2 days)
HAPPY HOGMANAY BBIES!!!!!
December 31, 2025 at 11:48 AM
HAPPY HOGMANAY BBIES!!!!!
December 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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ppl come to bsky and be like "gee it sure is boring around here!" my boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.
December 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
ppl come to bsky and be like "gee it sure is boring around here!" my boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.
mate I am not your friend, I am your enemy
staring at the racist *nglish customer at work while he complains about the usual
December 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
mate I am not your friend, I am your enemy
staring at the racist *nglish customer at work while he complains about the usual
December 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
staring at the racist *nglish customer at work while he complains about the usual
every fucking year man, GAME AWARDS SHITE I GO TO BED
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
every fucking year man, GAME AWARDS SHITE I GO TO BED
will u pick up…………….?
December 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
will u pick up…………….?
ok NOW it’s Xmas jfc
December 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
ok NOW it’s Xmas jfc
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
they’re putting me into the soup
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
they’re putting me into the soup
he is 20 years young
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
he is 20 years young
does he know I would literally storm no-mans-land in order to save him during a suicide mission, what the fuck do you mean they’re pests, FUCK you I love them
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 AM
does he know I would literally storm no-mans-land in order to save him during a suicide mission, what the fuck do you mean they’re pests, FUCK you I love them
if you like the Stalker games, please please please play Project Silverfish. It’s absolutely amazing
when the camera flash to see in darkness trope shows up in films: lmao how contrived
me playing #ProjectSilverfish when my NVGs and tac-light break due to anomalies and I have to use the in-game camera flash to navigate a pitch black tunnel dungeon:
me playing #ProjectSilverfish when my NVGs and tac-light break due to anomalies and I have to use the in-game camera flash to navigate a pitch black tunnel dungeon:
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
if you like the Stalker games, please please please play Project Silverfish. It’s absolutely amazing
when the camera flash to see in darkness trope shows up in films: lmao how contrived
me playing #ProjectSilverfish when my NVGs and tac-light break due to anomalies and I have to use the in-game camera flash to navigate a pitch black tunnel dungeon:
me playing #ProjectSilverfish when my NVGs and tac-light break due to anomalies and I have to use the in-game camera flash to navigate a pitch black tunnel dungeon:
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
when the camera flash to see in darkness trope shows up in films: lmao how contrived
me playing #ProjectSilverfish when my NVGs and tac-light break due to anomalies and I have to use the in-game camera flash to navigate a pitch black tunnel dungeon:
me playing #ProjectSilverfish when my NVGs and tac-light break due to anomalies and I have to use the in-game camera flash to navigate a pitch black tunnel dungeon:
WRITE WHAT U KNOW BAAABY
November 4, 2025 at 10:30 AM
WRITE WHAT U KNOW BAAABY
it’s funny trying to cram years of head-canon ttrpg OCs into an actual setting and writings because on one side I have centuries of generational trauma and the spectre of imperialism looming over everyone, and then all I write about is two disaster gays trying to admit their feelings for one another
November 4, 2025 at 10:28 AM
it’s funny trying to cram years of head-canon ttrpg OCs into an actual setting and writings because on one side I have centuries of generational trauma and the spectre of imperialism looming over everyone, and then all I write about is two disaster gays trying to admit their feelings for one another