Lex Bear
@lexbear.bsky.social
Falkirk’s finest, Edinburgh’s worst, Yer Da’s favourite. Occasional YouTuber & Shite Patter central. He/Him. 🏴🏳️🌈💚 Wannabe Writer.
HAPPY HOGMANAY BBIES!!!!!
December 31, 2025 at 11:48 AM
HAPPY HOGMANAY BBIES!!!!!
December 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
mate I am not your friend, I am your enemy
staring at the racist *nglish customer at work while he complains about the usual
December 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
mate I am not your friend, I am your enemy
staring at the racist *nglish customer at work while he complains about the usual
December 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
staring at the racist *nglish customer at work while he complains about the usual
every fucking year man, GAME AWARDS SHITE I GO TO BED
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
every fucking year man, GAME AWARDS SHITE I GO TO BED
will u pick up…………….?
December 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
will u pick up…………….?
ok NOW it’s Xmas jfc
December 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
ok NOW it’s Xmas jfc
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
they’re putting me into the soup
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
they’re putting me into the soup
he is 20 years young
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
he is 20 years young
does he know I would literally storm no-mans-land in order to save him during a suicide mission, what the fuck do you mean they’re pests, FUCK you I love them
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 AM
does he know I would literally storm no-mans-land in order to save him during a suicide mission, what the fuck do you mean they’re pests, FUCK you I love them
if you like the Stalker games, please please please play Project Silverfish. It’s absolutely amazing
when the camera flash to see in darkness trope shows up in films: lmao how contrived
me playing #ProjectSilverfish when my NVGs and tac-light break due to anomalies and I have to use the in-game camera flash to navigate a pitch black tunnel dungeon:
me playing #ProjectSilverfish when my NVGs and tac-light break due to anomalies and I have to use the in-game camera flash to navigate a pitch black tunnel dungeon:
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
if you like the Stalker games, please please please play Project Silverfish. It’s absolutely amazing
when the camera flash to see in darkness trope shows up in films: lmao how contrived
me playing #ProjectSilverfish when my NVGs and tac-light break due to anomalies and I have to use the in-game camera flash to navigate a pitch black tunnel dungeon:
me playing #ProjectSilverfish when my NVGs and tac-light break due to anomalies and I have to use the in-game camera flash to navigate a pitch black tunnel dungeon:
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
when the camera flash to see in darkness trope shows up in films: lmao how contrived
me playing #ProjectSilverfish when my NVGs and tac-light break due to anomalies and I have to use the in-game camera flash to navigate a pitch black tunnel dungeon:
me playing #ProjectSilverfish when my NVGs and tac-light break due to anomalies and I have to use the in-game camera flash to navigate a pitch black tunnel dungeon:
WRITE WHAT U KNOW BAAABY
November 4, 2025 at 10:30 AM
WRITE WHAT U KNOW BAAABY
it’s funny trying to cram years of head-canon ttrpg OCs into an actual setting and writings because on one side I have centuries of generational trauma and the spectre of imperialism looming over everyone, and then all I write about is two disaster gays trying to admit their feelings for one another
November 4, 2025 at 10:28 AM
it’s funny trying to cram years of head-canon ttrpg OCs into an actual setting and writings because on one side I have centuries of generational trauma and the spectre of imperialism looming over everyone, and then all I write about is two disaster gays trying to admit their feelings for one another
me opening a fucking illusions museum at the ass crack of dawn:
November 4, 2025 at 10:25 AM
me opening a fucking illusions museum at the ass crack of dawn:
this is what it feels like to wake up for an 6am shift
November 4, 2025 at 10:23 AM
this is what it feels like to wake up for an 6am shift
they’re putting me into the soup
November 4, 2025 at 9:18 AM
they’re putting me into the soup
OH MY GOD WE FOUND ANOTHER ONE IN THE ONE OF THE STAFF ROOM COUCHES, I DONT LIKE THIS AHAHAHAHAHA I HATE IT HEREEEEEEEEEEEEE.
October 31, 2025 at 12:28 PM
OH MY GOD WE FOUND ANOTHER ONE IN THE ONE OF THE STAFF ROOM COUCHES, I DONT LIKE THIS AHAHAHAHAHA I HATE IT HEREEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Found a tooth at work just lying in our staffroom. It’s not any of my coworkers’ and nobody from any other department is saying anything. Happy Halloween haha…
October 30, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Found a tooth at work just lying in our staffroom. It’s not any of my coworkers’ and nobody from any other department is saying anything. Happy Halloween haha…