Lex
@lexromanov.bsky.social
🏳️🌈👨❤️💋👨Partnered and enjoying my polyamorous 30s in this capitalist nightmare by playing games, reading comics, treating my pets like children, and embracing my intimate inner skank.
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It's official, I saw the worst MAGA vehicle I've seen so far.
A red Jeep slathered in Trump profile stickers (as if he were sitting in the back seat), tattered american flags, and the cherry on top- a spare tire cover with AI art of Charlie Kirk touching foreheads with Jesus "RIP Charlie"
🥴🫠
A red Jeep slathered in Trump profile stickers (as if he were sitting in the back seat), tattered american flags, and the cherry on top- a spare tire cover with AI art of Charlie Kirk touching foreheads with Jesus "RIP Charlie"
🥴🫠
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
It's official, I saw the worst MAGA vehicle I've seen so far.
A red Jeep slathered in Trump profile stickers (as if he were sitting in the back seat), tattered american flags, and the cherry on top- a spare tire cover with AI art of Charlie Kirk touching foreheads with Jesus "RIP Charlie"
🥴🫠
A red Jeep slathered in Trump profile stickers (as if he were sitting in the back seat), tattered american flags, and the cherry on top- a spare tire cover with AI art of Charlie Kirk touching foreheads with Jesus "RIP Charlie"
🥴🫠
It feels like my anxiety should settle, but if there's any instinct of survival that's been baked into the queer community it's to wonder when not if, the next attack will come.
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It feels like my anxiety should settle, but if there's any instinct of survival that's been baked into the queer community it's to wonder when not if, the next attack will come.
No one told me having a plant bf would mean moving a jungle into our house.
But he's lovely and green is my favorite color so... 🥰
But he's lovely and green is my favorite color so... 🥰
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
No one told me having a plant bf would mean moving a jungle into our house.
But he's lovely and green is my favorite color so... 🥰
But he's lovely and green is my favorite color so... 🥰
The level of stupidity on display by these creeps is a bar that ever lowers
oh my god they actually did it lmao
November 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The level of stupidity on display by these creeps is a bar that ever lowers
Post a bird announcing Dick Cheney is dead 🪶
November 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Post a bird announcing Dick Cheney is dead 🪶
Waiting for Papa, 2025
October 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Waiting for Papa, 2025
Please tell us more about how the ultra rich waste the wealth they hoard on overpriced tchotchkes while SNAP funding is set to expire leaving millions of people (including tons of children), without access to food, and many more cannot afford basic medical coverage.
Hecate help us
Hecate help us
Here are the luxury items Gwyneth Paltrow recommends this holiday gifting season.
Gwyneth Paltrow's Holiday Gift Guides Include $40,000 Bracelet, $360,000 Jukebox And More Ultra-Luxe Items
Here are the luxury items Gwyneth Paltrow recommends this holiday gifting season.
www.forbes.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Please tell us more about how the ultra rich waste the wealth they hoard on overpriced tchotchkes while SNAP funding is set to expire leaving millions of people (including tons of children), without access to food, and many more cannot afford basic medical coverage.
Hecate help us
Hecate help us
Reminded me a lot of my pup Quincy's perpetually sad expression
October 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Reminded me a lot of my pup Quincy's perpetually sad expression
Scared this coati away from food remnants and when he got back over the fence he had the saddest look 🤣
October 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Scared this coati away from food remnants and when he got back over the fence he had the saddest look 🤣
Vacation is going well I would say 🥰 (bf with extreme motion sickness not pictured)
October 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Vacation is going well I would say 🥰 (bf with extreme motion sickness not pictured)
Carrying her with me wherever I go ❤️
October 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Carrying her with me wherever I go ❤️
Safe at the airport and ready to begin a week-long vacation.
First drink down and many more ro goooo!
First drink down and many more ro goooo!
a cartoon of two women holding margaritas with the words shawna and elisa with black hair below them
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October 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Safe at the airport and ready to begin a week-long vacation.
First drink down and many more ro goooo!
First drink down and many more ro goooo!
Beat the main story in Pokemon Legends Z-A and have some thoughts.
- Lumiose City feels bare and uninteresting aesthetically, but the side quests add some flavor (even if they can be lackluster)
- The battle feels more difficult, faster-paced, and truer to the fantasy of being a master trainer BUT-
- Lumiose City feels bare and uninteresting aesthetically, but the side quests add some flavor (even if they can be lackluster)
- The battle feels more difficult, faster-paced, and truer to the fantasy of being a master trainer BUT-
October 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Beat the main story in Pokemon Legends Z-A and have some thoughts.
- Lumiose City feels bare and uninteresting aesthetically, but the side quests add some flavor (even if they can be lackluster)
- The battle feels more difficult, faster-paced, and truer to the fantasy of being a master trainer BUT-
- Lumiose City feels bare and uninteresting aesthetically, but the side quests add some flavor (even if they can be lackluster)
- The battle feels more difficult, faster-paced, and truer to the fantasy of being a master trainer BUT-
Rewatched The Descent last night for spooky month. It's easily top 10 for me and everytime I watch it I still get creeped out by the claustrophobia, darkness, and underground of it all.
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October 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Rewatched The Descent last night for spooky month. It's easily top 10 for me and everytime I watch it I still get creeped out by the claustrophobia, darkness, and underground of it all.
When I see shit like this I try to imagine what the response would have been to Obama running watch commercials for personal enrichment while in-office and I feel like conservatives would have lost their everloving minds.
October 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
When I see shit like this I try to imagine what the response would have been to Obama running watch commercials for personal enrichment while in-office and I feel like conservatives would have lost their everloving minds.
There are few things more humbling than learning to ride a bike at 32.
"It's as easy as riding a bike" is both true and a huge lie depending on how I'm feeling 🤣
"It's as easy as riding a bike" is both true and a huge lie depending on how I'm feeling 🤣
October 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
There are few things more humbling than learning to ride a bike at 32.
"It's as easy as riding a bike" is both true and a huge lie depending on how I'm feeling 🤣
"It's as easy as riding a bike" is both true and a huge lie depending on how I'm feeling 🤣
Today you forgot who I was.
Brenda says she'll never forget the day Elvis died.
"You've got a wonderful grandmother," she reminds us and you smile bashfully with a slight look of confusion.
"Tell me your favorite story about Miss June," Brenda implores and we struggle because thankfully-
Brenda says she'll never forget the day Elvis died.
"You've got a wonderful grandmother," she reminds us and you smile bashfully with a slight look of confusion.
"Tell me your favorite story about Miss June," Brenda implores and we struggle because thankfully-
September 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Today you forgot who I was.
Brenda says she'll never forget the day Elvis died.
"You've got a wonderful grandmother," she reminds us and you smile bashfully with a slight look of confusion.
"Tell me your favorite story about Miss June," Brenda implores and we struggle because thankfully-
Brenda says she'll never forget the day Elvis died.
"You've got a wonderful grandmother," she reminds us and you smile bashfully with a slight look of confusion.
"Tell me your favorite story about Miss June," Brenda implores and we struggle because thankfully-
Texas weather decided to rear its ugly head with a small, but mighty hail storm that destroyed our garden and knocked our power out for hours. Pour one out for my pepper plants and herbs. 💔
September 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Texas weather decided to rear its ugly head with a small, but mighty hail storm that destroyed our garden and knocked our power out for hours. Pour one out for my pepper plants and herbs. 💔
Living my best life with a few too many drinks during D&D and possessed with the utmost horn 😈😂
September 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Living my best life with a few too many drinks during D&D and possessed with the utmost horn 😈😂
+1000%
If justice were possible and bigots and fascists could be peaceably excommunicated from society that would be a great option, but no mechanisms of nonviolent recourse exist in government or the public where a man like him could find success. Charlie Kirk reaped what he sowed.
If justice were possible and bigots and fascists could be peaceably excommunicated from society that would be a great option, but no mechanisms of nonviolent recourse exist in government or the public where a man like him could find success. Charlie Kirk reaped what he sowed.
You can and should wish for bad things (including death) to befall bad people.
September 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
+1000%
If justice were possible and bigots and fascists could be peaceably excommunicated from society that would be a great option, but no mechanisms of nonviolent recourse exist in government or the public where a man like him could find success. Charlie Kirk reaped what he sowed.
If justice were possible and bigots and fascists could be peaceably excommunicated from society that would be a great option, but no mechanisms of nonviolent recourse exist in government or the public where a man like him could find success. Charlie Kirk reaped what he sowed.
Let's see those face cards, babes they said 🫡
ft. a little pit and nip
ft. a little pit and nip
August 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Let's see those face cards, babes they said 🫡
ft. a little pit and nip
ft. a little pit and nip
Been playing DS2 for the first time in 10-ish years with a friend and solo, and forgot how full of highs and lows it is. Have a solo Sorcerer and a chonky greatsword Boi. Now starting a faith/dex build. There's so many interesting pieces, but they feel like they were put together in a dark room.
August 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Been playing DS2 for the first time in 10-ish years with a friend and solo, and forgot how full of highs and lows it is. Have a solo Sorcerer and a chonky greatsword Boi. Now starting a faith/dex build. There's so many interesting pieces, but they feel like they were put together in a dark room.
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Right Winger Vision
August 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Right Winger Vision
Sometimes I feel 32 going on 50 because I have to freeze and process how someone is using the word "cook."
1. "They're cooking now" = good
2. "Let them cook" = give them more time
3. "They're cooked" = bad
4. "They're cooking" = They're literally preparing food
1. "They're cooking now" = good
2. "Let them cook" = give them more time
3. "They're cooked" = bad
4. "They're cooking" = They're literally preparing food
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August 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Sometimes I feel 32 going on 50 because I have to freeze and process how someone is using the word "cook."
1. "They're cooking now" = good
2. "Let them cook" = give them more time
3. "They're cooked" = bad
4. "They're cooking" = They're literally preparing food
1. "They're cooking now" = good
2. "Let them cook" = give them more time
3. "They're cooked" = bad
4. "They're cooking" = They're literally preparing food
Increase a band: Sheryl Eagle
Increase a band: They Are Giants
Increase a band: paramost
August 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Increase a band: Sheryl Eagle