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calvin / 27 / they/them / long-suffering orioles fan and mets appreciator
mayo for skenes who says no
February 17, 2026 at 6:29 AM
nevermind post cancelled he’s a tr*mpie. baseball players should never be active on twitter
‼️‼️‼️‼️BLAZE ALEXANDER IS HOT‼️‼️‼️‼️THE BALTIMORE ORIOLES HAVE A HOT GUY‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
February 16, 2026 at 9:46 PM
‼️‼️‼️‼️BLAZE ALEXANDER IS HOT‼️‼️‼️‼️THE BALTIMORE ORIOLES HAVE A HOT GUY‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
February 16, 2026 at 9:37 PM
really enjoying all the videos coming out of mets spring training of alvarez blatantly flirting with all of his teammates
February 16, 2026 at 7:37 PM
adley look out theres a Scary Man next to you
February 16, 2026 at 7:00 PM
peter lonso
February 16, 2026 at 6:48 PM
hell fucking yeah
The playlist on the backfields for the Orioles’ first full-squad workout this morning featured:

Nickelback
Creed
Three Days Grace
Stone Temple Pilots
Goo Goo Dolls
3 Doors Down
February 16, 2026 at 4:21 PM
alby and his cabal of huge beautiful boys
#orioles Blaze Alexander: “It’s like a football team in here. Everyone’s huge.”
February 16, 2026 at 3:33 PM
last valentine’s day gunnar got adley chocolate covered strawberries. the boys arent flirting with each other like they used to
February 15, 2026 at 4:22 PM
i miss cedric mullins
February 15, 2026 at 5:52 AM
valentine’s day has just made me even more excited for baseball to start. watching baseball is one of my favorite things to do with my bf
February 15, 2026 at 5:18 AM
cant believe nobody on here is talking about cowsers load
February 14, 2026 at 8:23 PM
LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY god i love him so fucking much
Craig Albernaz said a theme of Orioles camp is “big dudes.” The 5-foot-8 manager will have plenty of shields for benches-clearing incidents.

“I’ll be hiding in the back behind them, coming out like a spider monkey. Because these guys are huge. Like the sneak attack approach.”
February 13, 2026 at 8:10 PM
is this the guy who goes to metalcore and punk shows? i know we have SOMEONE in the pipeline who has great taste and i think it was this guy
Creed Willems (Orioles’ No. 30 prospect per MLB Pipeline) is the overwhelming favorite for best hair in O’s camp this spring.

The 22-year-old catcher came over from Minor League camp a few times last year, but this is his first Spring Training as a full participant on MLB side.
February 13, 2026 at 6:31 PM
i so desperately need him to be Back
Adley Rutschman barrels a pitch from Dietrich Enns to the base of the left-center wall
February 13, 2026 at 6:24 PM
we all remember where we were
February 13, 2026 at 6:42 AM
i think they should be able to hold hands at first base
Pete Alonso doing drills with Ryan Mountcastle and quietly singing along to Blink-182’s “I Miss You.” #orioles
February 13, 2026 at 5:49 AM
the fact that there have been NO silly interviews or any social media content at all is making me insane. we were already deprived of the birdland caravan i want to see the guys be goofy!!!!!!
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 AM
February 13, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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The Mountain, Félix Bautista, is here at Orioles camp watching drills.

Mike Elias said yesterday that Bautista’s rehab from right shoulder surgery continues to go well.
February 12, 2026 at 3:50 PM
thinking about her (the official Baltimore orioles tumblr account)
February 12, 2026 at 7:18 AM
i am happy because it is more than the Absolutely Nothing i was expecting
February 12, 2026 at 2:11 AM
yayyyyyy a pitcher!
February 12, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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thinking about when adley served CUNT on the asg red carpet last yeah
July 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
knowing these two are in sarasota together right now is making me insane. What Are They Getting Up To
pete alonso and colton cowser on the same team sounds insane. so much White Boy Whimsy
February 12, 2026 at 12:53 AM