Libby Schreiner
libbyschreiner.bsky.social
Libby Schreiner
@libbyschreiner.bsky.social
Comedy writer, unless you don't find me funny, in which case I'm called a "satirist."

Formerly staff writer at The Onion, Tooning Out The News
Hollywood is not DYING, it's EVOLVING into an industry where you don't have a job.
February 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Reposted by Libby Schreiner
You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President
You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President
For generations, U.S. presidents have gone to great lengths to avoid potential conflicts of interest. When I was elected, I followed suit by placing my small business in a blind trust to assure our ci...
theonion.com
December 31, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Diet Coke is the social media of beverages.
December 15, 2024 at 7:36 PM