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The 50 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments - Now Out!

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The 50 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments - Now Out!
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My new favourite genre of England pundit is the one that keeps repeating ‘this is not a strong Australian team’ in ever-increasing frustration. #Ashes 🏏
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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RESULTS SO FAR IN THIS #Ashes SERIES:
1st Test AUS by 8 wickets
2nd Test AUS by 8 wickets

PROJECTED RESULTS:
3rd Test AUS by 8 wickets
4th Test AUS by 8 wickets
5nd Test AUS by 8 wickets

#AUSvENG
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Carey robbed. #Ashes 🏏
Not even sure I’m joking here. I’ve seen a player get POTM for slips catching (Tubby in a rain-affected ODI). This might be the best case I’ve ever seen for a POTM for pure wicketkeeping. (Yes, the runs too. But I’d still give it to him based solely on the glovework.) #Ashes 🏏
Seen enough. Carey POTM for me. #Ashes 🏏
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Smith dotting out this over for another crack at Archer. Weird man. #Ashes 🏏
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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just send fucken Starc out already #Ashes
December 7, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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Starc and Boland would’ve had this wrapped up before tea/dinner/whatever the break is.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Nightwatchie please. #Ashes 🏏
December 7, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Very into the idea of England reviewing every ball to waste time until the rain arrives. More of this thinking, please. #Ashes 🏏
December 7, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Not even sure I’m joking here. I’ve seen a player get POTM for slips catching (Tubby in a rain-affected ODI). This might be the best case I’ve ever seen for a POTM for pure wicketkeeping. (Yes, the runs too. But I’d still give it to him based solely on the glovework.) #Ashes 🏏
Seen enough. Carey POTM for me. #Ashes 🏏
December 7, 2025 at 9:02 AM
No second innings century for Head. England clawing their way back into the series. #Ashes 🏏
December 7, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Open with Starc and Boland, you cowards! #Ashes 🏏
December 7, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Clever work from England to avoid facing the new ball under lights. Australia completely outmanoeuvred in that session. #Ashes 🏏
December 7, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Did it without the eye patches too. #Ashes 🏏
December 7, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Send that Smith catch straight to the pool room. Diving behind your keeper’s arse against seam is an obscene effort.
December 7, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Stokes continues a wonderful tradition of the England captain being hit in the dick during an Ashes tour. #Ashes 🏏
December 7, 2025 at 7:25 AM
TRAVIS HEAD FILTH!! #Ashes 🏏
December 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Don’t want to get too carried away, but a touch of Starc-Boland in this batting partnership. #Ashes 🏏
December 7, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Annoying competency from Stokes. Doesn’t he know that everybody has already declared this Test over? #Ashes 🏏
December 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Before today’s play begins, here’s what happened yesterday. #Ashes 🏏
December 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Crazy WBBL finish.
December 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Before today’s play begins, here’s what happened yesterday. #Ashes 🏏
December 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Australia v England Second Test, Day Three Report Card, featuring more tackle catching, double figures, caught and bowled and Bizarro umpires #Ashes 🏏

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Australia v England Second Test, Day Three Report Card
Featuring more tackle catching, double figures, caught and bowled and Bizarro umpires
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December 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Apropos of nothing, England fans, here's a podcast. #Ashes 🏏
Alex and Dan are off to Headingley for the third Test, an unremarkable match that has mostly been forgotten by all but the most obsessive of cricket fans. Despite this, they uncover some moments of absurdity, including prototype Peter Siddles, England hair quotas and a tragic lack of Bane narration.
1981 Ridiculous Ashes - Third Test
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December 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Mitchell Starc's bday should be a public holiday Imo. #Ashes
December 6, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Fair play to Smith. Funny to burn a review on that. Showing some good comedy variety after his work behind the stumps. #Ashes 🏏
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 AM