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Christopher Owen
@oysta.au
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I wail a lot about computers and the Newcastle Knights. I also now wail about the SF Giants. Sometimes I post about chicken and gaming. You may use software that I’ve written, sorry. Currently helping humans explore space.

🇦🇺 Sydney
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · Dec 9
“In space, no one can hear you scream”

I mean in hindsight this is actually a good promotion for space
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More like the Adelaide Stinkers amirite
January 13, 2026 at 9:09 AM
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shit pitch: Kevin Rudde
January 13, 2026 at 7:36 AM
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Another spectacular win for the global juggernaut that is MFW, how do they do it
vague-specific.bsky.social ladytronic @vague-specific.bsky.social · 2h
You did nothing, stop pretending.
January 13, 2026 at 7:28 AM
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with the crumbling of the welfare state and all public and cultural institutions, there's still one way to make a living as a writer or an artist: suing politicians for defo
January 13, 2026 at 5:59 AM
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Entering my “getting packages for things I don’t remember ordering” era
January 13, 2026 at 6:44 AM
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Has anyone checked in with Doctor Victoria Fielding over all of this
January 13, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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Oh yeah for sure
January 13, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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Begging SA politics to be normal just for one day
January 13, 2026 at 5:28 AM
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Ode to lade
January 13, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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Just when you thought the Dardanelles campaign was shoddily planned and executed, wait until you see what happens with this gear
reuters.com Reuters @reuters.com · 5h
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced the integration of Elon Musk's xAI platform, Grok, into military networks as part of a new "AI acceleration strategy" during a visit to SpaceX.
January 13, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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now with the adelaide writer’s festival cancelled we can finally turn our attention to some real cultural activities: the build up to the NRL season
January 13, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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weren’t we all supposed to be dead or disabled by past covid infections by now?
January 13, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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Adelaide Posters’ Festival
January 13, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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Kevin ’27
January 13, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail
January 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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✋ Kevin Rudd to the United Nations

👉 Kevin Rudd to Wests Tigers
January 13, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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January 13, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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oh you’re “blown away” are you? Then why are you still here
January 13, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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the End Times are near
January 13, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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they should make the corners even rounder in macOS 27
January 13, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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the maga crew love protein and are pro-teen if you know what I mean
January 13, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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The guys who call meat 'protein' vs guys who call women 'females' venn diagram is a perfect circle
January 13, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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GYG have entered the protein war
January 12, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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we need a device that measure the level of cope being exhibited
January 12, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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DOJ Releases Jerome Powell Deepfake Nudes https://theonion.com/doj-releases-jerome-powell-deepfake-nudes/
DOJ Releases Jerome Powell Deepfake Nudes
January 12, 2026 at 9:45 PM