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Christopher Owen
@oysta.au
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I wail a lot about computers and the Newcastle Knights. I also now wail about the SF Giants. Sometimes I post about chicken and gaming. You may use software that I’ve written, sorry. Currently helping humans explore space. 🇦🇺 Sydney 🕸️ https://oysta.au/
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · Jun 23
It has been exactly eleven years today since my computer tried to kill me.
Eleven
It turns out that eleven is a very auspicious number.
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 2h
4chan, the social network dedicated to 4 year olds
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 3h
lol what
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PlsUseYourBrain @useyourbrain.bsky.social · 4h
Further evidence our 'government' has literally ZERO clue what it's doing with this shitforbrains policy.

TikTok? : Bad

YouTube? : Bad

SnapChat? : Bad

4chan? : Totes Fine
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Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 4h
4chan unlikely to be included in Australia’s under-16s social media ban, eSafety commissioner says
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 5h
Bird of the year is once again the dirty bird, congratulations
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John Castiglione @johncastiglione.bsky.social · 9h
So THIS is such a good example of Arendt's banality of evil. This roundtable is all about (ostensibly) discussing their ideas, their ideology, etc. but none of them really care about any of it or think about it deeply, there's nothing really to discuss. It's just contentless noise. It's somnambulant
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10h
Trump is fighting sleep during this antifa roundtable and sleep is gaining the upper hand
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 9h
Lara Bingle once quote tweeted a mild dunk I made on Michael Clarke
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Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 1d
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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Game Informer @gameinformer.com · 12h
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 surpasses 5 million copies sold, and has a free content update on the way. gameinformer.com/2025/10/08/c...
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Stephen Totilo @stephentotilo.bsky.social · 11h
SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan

Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke

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Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year
Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 17h
Begun the soybean wars have
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 20h
Head of Product at X 🫠
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The Australian Game Developer Awards (The AGDAs) @agdas.bsky.social · 21h
The #AGDAs25 Winner For Game of the Year is...

The Drifter by Powerhoof
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 20h
6yo: “I love dessert and I love when it’s free”
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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d
Sometimes a user will post a joke and then that very same user will post something sincere. And I as the reader am expected to understand this, using my brain?
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 23h
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 23h
One of the best things about the Switch 2 is that it appears that Nintendo decided to support USB-PD this time
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 23h
shiit tv pitch: Miami ICE
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 23h
The only AI that I will accept as good and necessary
Race for the Galaxy AI
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 1d
i guess the sport could encompass “being a wanker”
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 1d
I refuse to recognise that the Ford Ranger can have a “Sport” model
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 1d
The most amazing thing is that the two supposed massive tech breakthroughs of the last decade have simply been big enablers of scams and crime
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Rob Arnol @robertarnol.bsky.social · 3d
Well they are trying to get people to use AI………
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 1d
One of the ultimate red flags
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 1d
It’s quite amazing how much someone sending me any communication containing the phrase “as per” will make them a ghost in my life.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 1d
It’s quite amazing how much someone sending me any communication containing the phrase “as per” will make them a ghost in my life.
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 1d
Spicy boy
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 1d
the thing we will miss most of all is his ability to hit KPIs
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 1d
If my family said this about me after my death I would return from hell to destroy them.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 1d
one shitpost to rule them all and in the shartness bind them
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 1d
Holy crap. Trump will make the FCC crucify Jimmy Kimmel for this.
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