Disreputable Person of New Account (non-Halloween Edition)
@lifeimitateartemis.bsky.social
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Autistic bi nonbinary vintage synth nerd trans girl (there are so few of us). Will follow back other queer/trans healthcare workers. Please remind me to get off my phone (I shouldn’t be sitting on it anyway).
Autistic bi nonbinary vintage synth nerd trans girl (there are so few of us). Will follow back other queer/trans healthcare workers. Please remind me to get off my phone (I shouldn’t be sitting on it anyway).
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You know what they always say, you're not supposed to get railed in a sundress after labor day
GI Tract: a real American hero 🇺🇸
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
GI Tract: a real American hero 🇺🇸
Longing for the glory days of LinkedIn, when an unemployed recent grad with nothing to lose could enter her current position as “Head Taste Tester/Sommelier at Dumb Bitch Juice“ and friends could endorse you for skills like “Knowing how to spell C++” or “Being gay”
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Longing for the glory days of LinkedIn, when an unemployed recent grad with nothing to lose could enter her current position as “Head Taste Tester/Sommelier at Dumb Bitch Juice“ and friends could endorse you for skills like “Knowing how to spell C++” or “Being gay”
Of course I don’t use Tinder for its intended purpose, I use it to scroll down to cute trans girls’ Top 10 Most Listened To Artists for ideas on what to listen to next
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Of course I don’t use Tinder for its intended purpose, I use it to scroll down to cute trans girls’ Top 10 Most Listened To Artists for ideas on what to listen to next
An important starting point for parsing potential conspiracy theories is remembering that the CIA are famously FUCKING TERRIBLE at their jobs
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
An important starting point for parsing potential conspiracy theories is remembering that the CIA are famously FUCKING TERRIBLE at their jobs
Made this one for all my sisters out there who play 😘
(so actually basically just all of us 😌)
(so actually basically just all of us 😌)
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Made this one for all my sisters out there who play 😘
(so actually basically just all of us 😌)
(so actually basically just all of us 😌)
Me trying to record a song in A# minor
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Me trying to record a song in A# minor
This entire thread is 💯
Make sure to read down to “The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.”
Make sure to read down to “The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.”
Home Alone makes changes to the Die Hard formula that render it hard for me to enjoy. The McClain character should feel overawed. And in theory having Kevin be a child versus adults achieves that. But the thing is: Kevin is a god. It's not just Tom & Jerry. This is some random punks versus Anansi.
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
This entire thread is 💯
Make sure to read down to “The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.”
Make sure to read down to “The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.”
Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Lee Harvey Oswald tonight
November 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Lee Harvey Oswald tonight
Not going to include a quote from the lyrics so it won’t get flagged as h*te sp**ch again this year
youtu.be/LKEVx-Dj7s4
youtu.be/LKEVx-Dj7s4
G.L.O.S.S. - Trans Day Of Revenge
YouTube video by outofmyheadintomybed
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Not going to include a quote from the lyrics so it won’t get flagged as h*te sp**ch again this year
youtu.be/LKEVx-Dj7s4
youtu.be/LKEVx-Dj7s4
All I’m saying is if you’re a person who wants to have sex with Santa, december 25th is like your christmas
November 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
All I’m saying is if you’re a person who wants to have sex with Santa, december 25th is like your christmas
Wow it’s not even Thanksgiving yet and people are already talking about wanting to fuck Santa. The season starts earlier every year
November 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Wow it’s not even Thanksgiving yet and people are already talking about wanting to fuck Santa. The season starts earlier every year
Simulation theory but it’s that everything is one big nursing school patient care sim
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Simulation theory but it’s that everything is one big nursing school patient care sim
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Did you know other people can read what you post?
Just found that out, thought I’d share with you all xoxo 🤗
Just found that out, thought I’d share with you all xoxo 🤗
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Did you know other people can read what you post?
Just found that out, thought I’d share with you all xoxo 🤗
Just found that out, thought I’d share with you all xoxo 🤗
The matter of giving the christmas tree skeleton fat titties should not be subject to originalist jurisprudence 🌲💀
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The matter of giving the christmas tree skeleton fat titties should not be subject to originalist jurisprudence 🌲💀
New least favorite metric ever just dropped 😟
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
New least favorite metric ever just dropped 😟
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Tesla employees passed around photos of the insides of customers' garages, footage of what they were doing inside/near their cars. The cars were OFF at the time, a nude Tesla driver walking past their car in the privacy of their own garage became a Tesla office meme
Stop embracing surveillance tech
Stop embracing surveillance tech
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Tesla employees passed around photos of the insides of customers' garages, footage of what they were doing inside/near their cars. The cars were OFF at the time, a nude Tesla driver walking past their car in the privacy of their own garage became a Tesla office meme
Stop embracing surveillance tech
Stop embracing surveillance tech
Smoke inside! Or don’t! It’s your choice 😊
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Smoke inside! Or don’t! It’s your choice 😊
It’s so tough being part of the vanguard party 😩 it’s too bad the working class can’t make decisions for themselves 😞 good thing I’ve done the hard work of studying dialectical materialism 🚩 instead of like, working at Starbucks 😬
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It’s so tough being part of the vanguard party 😩 it’s too bad the working class can’t make decisions for themselves 😞 good thing I’ve done the hard work of studying dialectical materialism 🚩 instead of like, working at Starbucks 😬
When I say “transition goals”, I’m using it in a way synonymous with “fitness goals” in the sense that I‘m trying to get 10x more jacked on estradiol than I ever was as a testosterone-dominant person
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
When I say “transition goals”, I’m using it in a way synonymous with “fitness goals” in the sense that I‘m trying to get 10x more jacked on estradiol than I ever was as a testosterone-dominant person
God gives her toughest comments battles to her most terminally online posters 😌
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
God gives her toughest comments battles to her most terminally online posters 😌
Be kind, everyone you meet online is engaged in an extremely stupid social media beef you know nothing about 🙏
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Be kind, everyone you meet online is engaged in an extremely stupid social media beef you know nothing about 🙏
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside (your sweater) 😌
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 AM
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside (your sweater) 😌
Why do trans girls all have like the same 10 names, half of which are Greek/Roman goddesses. Can someone figure this out
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Why do trans girls all have like the same 10 names, half of which are Greek/Roman goddesses. Can someone figure this out
My professor just said today was a day to honor the vets?? So I guess happy Veterinarian’s Day!
🎉👩🏻⚕️🐶🐱
🎉👩🏻⚕️🐶🐱
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
My professor just said today was a day to honor the vets?? So I guess happy Veterinarian’s Day!
🎉👩🏻⚕️🐶🐱
🎉👩🏻⚕️🐶🐱
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the estradiol began to take hold
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the estradiol began to take hold