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She would nod her head, though she watched her sister in worry as she walked off…
"now if you would excuse me, I'm going to go clean up my Spring, it requires dusting."
She walks off. . .this was the 15th time today she was cleaning the Spring of Wisdom-
She walks off. . .this was the 15th time today she was cleaning the Spring of Wisdom-
Naydra was one of the few people Farosh couldn’t bring herself to back talk against.
“I—… Okay, sister.”
She sighed, her head and ears drooping a little.
“I—… Okay, sister.”
She sighed, her head and ears drooping a little.
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
She would nod her head, though she watched her sister in worry as she walked off…
“IF YOU DON’T SHUT IT I’M GOING TO BI—I mean throw you.”
"She threatened me."
:3
:3
“Sorry, guys… Naydra said I can’t threaten to eat people anymore.”
She’s still probably gonna do it when Naydra’s not there.
She’s still probably gonna do it when Naydra’s not there.
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
“IF YOU DON’T SHUT IT I’M GOING TO BI—I mean throw you.”
“Sorry, guys… Naydra said I can’t threaten to eat people anymore.”
She’s still probably gonna do it when Naydra’s not there.
She’s still probably gonna do it when Naydra’s not there.
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
“Sorry, guys… Naydra said I can’t threaten to eat people anymore.”
She’s still probably gonna do it when Naydra’s not there.
She’s still probably gonna do it when Naydra’s not there.
Naydra was one of the few people Farosh couldn’t bring herself to back talk against.
“I—… Okay, sister.”
She sighed, her head and ears drooping a little.
“I—… Okay, sister.”
She sighed, her head and ears drooping a little.
"Oh sure, as if you aren't walking around threatening to eat humans. ."
She flips through her frozen book stopping on a page
"They fill themselves full of junk that isn't helping your body in the slightest when you eat them, so 𝒍𝒂𝒚 𝒐𝒇𝒇 and stick to animals."
She flips through her frozen book stopping on a page
"They fill themselves full of junk that isn't helping your body in the slightest when you eat them, so 𝒍𝒂𝒚 𝒐𝒇𝒇 and stick to animals."
“!?”
“W—what?! I—hah! I am not a gluttonous pig—“
“W—what?! I—hah! I am not a gluttonous pig—“
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Naydra was one of the few people Farosh couldn’t bring herself to back talk against.
“I—… Okay, sister.”
She sighed, her head and ears drooping a little.
“I—… Okay, sister.”
She sighed, her head and ears drooping a little.
“That is a pretty good ideaaa—No! Still.. That’s still risky.”
She did not want to get in trouble, especially with Naydra.
She did not want to get in trouble, especially with Naydra.
"...i can help with that... make you invisible..."
...BLUE NO, NO WAR CRIMES IN FANTASY SETTINGS OF STEALTH CARPET BOMBING.
...BLUE NO, NO WAR CRIMES IN FANTASY SETTINGS OF STEALTH CARPET BOMBING.
“I coulddd, but then it would make people fear me and my sisters. So, I have to maintain a good image.”
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
“That is a pretty good ideaaa—No! Still.. That’s still risky.”
She did not want to get in trouble, especially with Naydra.
She did not want to get in trouble, especially with Naydra.
“You broke some of Hyrule Castle’s pots before, huh?”
“…”
Eye squint.
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
“You broke some of Hyrule Castle’s pots before, huh?”
“!?”
“W—what?! I—hah! I am not a gluttonous pig—“
“W—what?! I—hah! I am not a gluttonous pig—“
"you can keep threatening people, just quit eating people, it makes you look like a gluttonous pig."
Naydra Snarls as she continues to bash her sister
Naydra Snarls as she continues to bash her sister
“Fine… I’ll behave and stop threatening people.”
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“!?”
“W—what?! I—hah! I am not a gluttonous pig—“
“W—what?! I—hah! I am not a gluttonous pig—“
“I coulddd, but then it would make people fear me and my sisters. So, I have to maintain a good image.”
"I see... have you considered tracking them and, if you're a dragon, burning them from above?... if you have fire breath, i've seen dragons have ice breath, and acid breath."
“Ehhhh, I just eat them cause they suck. Plus, they’re a disgrace to the Goddesses.”
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
“I coulddd, but then it would make people fear me and my sisters. So, I have to maintain a good image.”
“Rightttttt?”
"Yeah, and to eat them... wait... ya miiight be on to something..."
“What? All I said was kill the Yiga.”
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
“Rightttttt?”
“Fine… I’ll behave and stop threatening people.”
"Don't test me, sister. ."
She warns, adjusting her glasses slightly
She warns, adjusting her glasses slightly
Gulps in fear. 💧
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
“Fine… I’ll behave and stop threatening people.”
“Ehhhh, I just eat them cause they suck. Plus, they’re a disgrace to the Goddesses.”
"Huh... neat and technically true, that said i hope for your stomach that those Yiga don't taste bad..."
“I’m not human, I’m a dragon. So not exactly.”
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
“Ehhhh, I just eat them cause they suck. Plus, they’re a disgrace to the Goddesses.”
Gulps in fear. 💧
"I swear if my sister tries to eat another Yiga I'll 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒛𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒋𝒂𝒘 𝒊𝒏 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆."
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Gulps in fear. 💧
“It’s okay, I’ll eat you too~”
( this is not how you flirt )
( this is not how you flirt )
"Its... worse than ya think, Far."
“I worry that some of you may have a thing for being the ‘prey’…”
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
“It’s okay, I’ll eat you too~”
( this is not how you flirt )
( this is not how you flirt )
“What? All I said was kill the Yiga.”
"YEA-- WHAT!?"
“KILL THE YIGA! EAT THEM! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!”
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
“What? All I said was kill the Yiga.”
“I worry that some of you may have a thing for being the ‘prey’…”
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
“I worry that some of you may have a thing for being the ‘prey’…”
Oh, now he was talking her language! She liked the idea of that… Truth be told, she loved gestures such as this.
“A date? I love the way you think, dear~”
She smiled, showing the sharp fangs she had. This dragon was definitely looking forward to it…
“A date? I love the way you think, dear~”
She smiled, showing the sharp fangs she had. This dragon was definitely looking forward to it…
"Aren't you the divine spirit here ? Frankly, I should treat you ! As much as I'm a pirate-y swashbuckler, I do still venerate the divine . . . The holy divine, not . . . "
He gestures downwards vaguely.
"Evil. Anyways ! We could make it a date !"
He gestures downwards vaguely.
"Evil. Anyways ! We could make it a date !"
“I fear they just do not have taste. Is that so? I do believe you would adore Lurelin Village.. It’s a cozy village on the beach.”
She cocked a brow at him with a smile. She hummed thinking of the seafood there.
“Perhaps I’ll treat you to a meal there one day~”
She cocked a brow at him with a smile. She hummed thinking of the seafood there.
“Perhaps I’ll treat you to a meal there one day~”
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Oh, now he was talking her language! She liked the idea of that… Truth be told, she loved gestures such as this.
“A date? I love the way you think, dear~”
She smiled, showing the sharp fangs she had. This dragon was definitely looking forward to it…
“A date? I love the way you think, dear~”
She smiled, showing the sharp fangs she had. This dragon was definitely looking forward to it…
“KILL THE YIGA! EAT THEM! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!”
"KILL THE YIGA! KILL THEM FOR THEIR MIGHTY BANANAS! SELL THE MIGHTY BANANAS ON THE BLACK MARKET! MAKE PROFIT!"
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
“KILL THE YIGA! EAT THEM! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!”
Eye squint.
“I think we should talk about something else now.
“You’re breaking pots behind her back…?”
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Eye squint.
“I’m not human, I’m a dragon. So not exactly.”
"So... they're people... wouldn't eat them be cannibalism?"
“A group of cultists in Gerudo Desert. They worship the Demon King.”
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“I’m not human, I’m a dragon. So not exactly.”
“I eat anyone that pisses me off.”
( she does not )
( she does not )
"I'd rather kill them than eat them.."
“Beat up the Yiga, they always drop rupees. Better yet, eat the Yiga.”
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“I eat anyone that pisses me off.”
( she does not )
( she does not )
“You’re breaking pots behind her back…?”
“No, actually. …Please don’t mention it to her either. Princess Zelda possesses more wisdom than simple things like "street smarts", as they say.”
“Does the Princess also break pots? Is this where you got this great Wisdom from?”
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
“You’re breaking pots behind her back…?”
“Yes, sister…”
"you understand how disgusting it is to eat such 𝑽𝒊𝒍𝒆 people, don't you sister?"
“Beat up the Yiga, they always drop rupees. Better yet, eat the Yiga.”
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
“Yes, sister…”
“A group of cultists in Gerudo Desert. They worship the Demon King.”
"What's a Yiga?"
Spare the 9ft tall demon in armor, he's not from around.
Spare the 9ft tall demon in armor, he's not from around.
“Beat up the Yiga, they always drop rupees. Better yet, eat the Yiga.”
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
“A group of cultists in Gerudo Desert. They worship the Demon King.”
“Beat up the Yiga, they always drop rupees. Better yet, eat the Yiga.”
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
“Beat up the Yiga, they always drop rupees. Better yet, eat the Yiga.”
“My crazy sister is here guys…”
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
“My crazy sister is here guys…”