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Lil Prince Punk'n Patch 🎃
@lilprincepatch.bsky.social
I'm just a lil guy who never fully grew up. ABDL and furry in his 30s though I much prefer to act like a 2 year old.

I'm basically if Cocomelon had an only fans --- but like tastefully.

Married to @alphapupkodak

18+ Only NSFW. MINORS DNI, NO AGERE
Umm @alphapupkodak.bsky.social I wanna do this!! Please!?!
I wanna spend an entire day being non-verbal. Speak through barks, whimpers, eyes, hand motions and some allowed word signs.
January 20, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Smooth, powdered, and pampered.

Any takers?

Seriously though. Had a bit of a change in my extended kink dynamics and I'm wanting to explore a bit.

If you're a daddy/mommy/caregiver type hmu. 😊
January 20, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Guess who's embracing their chaotic toddler energy today?
January 16, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Ya'll ever get sleepy/sad?? It's a weird combo and makes me really want cuddles.
January 14, 2026 at 5:41 AM
January 1, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Go on. Build a fort. You know you want to.
December 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
These are maybe too baby !?!! 🫣
December 22, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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SCP but all it does is activate kids autism
December 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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old doodle, I'm behind on my "putting dragons in diapers" quota. who do I doodle in diapers? >:3
Oh Spike
December 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Instagrams spate of bannings and restrictions has nothing to do safety, it's just a thinly veiled means of gathering even more data about you.

I for one don't want Facebook to have a copy of my government issued ID associated with my kink account. That's wild overreach.
December 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Normalise ABDL hand-me-downs. 🧦

Not wearing that onesie anymore? Tired of that t-shirt? Bored with that toy? Shortalls no longer your style?

Gift it to someone who might appreciate it and get some use.

Even in a space of commodity-driven consumerism, there's still room for community-driven care.
July 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Do you miss the joy and wonder you felt as a kid on Christmas morning?!?

You'd be surprised how your perspective changes when you're wearing your new drip from @onesiesdownunder.com over a thick diaper, while sucking your thumb and staring up at the Christmas tree. 🎄

📸 @alphapupkodak.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The ABDL community will collapse if, we don't enforce an extremely strict boundary between adults and minors, and rightfully so.

I don't give a fuck if you're "age regressing" minors and adults shouldn't interact in that way, PERIOD.

If that bothers you, please block me...
December 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Happy BDF!
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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☃️ Just a little winter baby jingling all the way! 🎄🔔

Say hello to the Winter Woofs (Dark) Onesie 🐾❄️ Dropping Nov 18 at 6PM EST!

All Christmas items are LIMITED. Keep watching our page, don’t miss the drop at www.onesiesdownunder.com! 🦌🛷

📸: @alphapupkodak.bsky.social & @lilprincepatch.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Never noticed this on North shores website before. Neat!! 😁

@jamesfrost3.bsky.social was this your doing??
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Steam just gave me yet another reason to boycott Christmas spending.
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Do you miss the joy and wonder you felt as a kid on Christmas morning?!?

You'd be surprised how your perspective changes when you're wearing your new drip from @onesiesdownunder.com over a thick diaper, while sucking your thumb and staring up at the Christmas tree. 🎄

📸 @alphapupkodak.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I am very proud of this
November 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My hoard of diaper friends just keeps growing and I fuckin love it.
November 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Do the soggy diaper dance!
October 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
As a data scientist nothing irritates me more than merged cells in excel. STOP DOING IT.
October 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Hehe squishy!!
October 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Okies, please keep calling me pumpkin I like it a lot 🫣
October 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM