Lisa Forte
@lisaforte.bsky.social
Cyber security, climbing, caving and diving! 💜
Received a lesson in history today. Baku is preparing its Remembrance Day for “Black January” - this was where Gorbachev deployed Soviet troops into Baku who then proceeded to massacre pro- independence protesters.
January 16, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Received a lesson in history today. Baku is preparing its Remembrance Day for “Black January” - this was where Gorbachev deployed Soviet troops into Baku who then proceeded to massacre pro- independence protesters.
Honestly regret opening the news apps this morning. Again. 😂
January 16, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Honestly regret opening the news apps this morning. Again. 😂
I’m just glad I didn’t overpack or anything like that 😂😂😂 I look ridiculous
January 13, 2026 at 8:00 AM
I’m just glad I didn’t overpack or anything like that 😂😂😂 I look ridiculous
Currently in the highly coveted “Lisa’s destination of the yr” award (that I just made up) Germany is in the lead. Ahead of U.K. and Spain. Azerbaijan enters the race today so rankings may change. Follow me for more useful information 😂😂
1. Germany 🇩🇪
2. U.K. 🇬🇧
3. Spain 🇪🇸
1. Germany 🇩🇪
2. U.K. 🇬🇧
3. Spain 🇪🇸
a monkey is sitting on the ground with a banana in its mouth and looking at the camera .
ALT: a monkey is sitting on the ground with a banana in its mouth and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Currently in the highly coveted “Lisa’s destination of the yr” award (that I just made up) Germany is in the lead. Ahead of U.K. and Spain. Azerbaijan enters the race today so rankings may change. Follow me for more useful information 😂😂
1. Germany 🇩🇪
2. U.K. 🇬🇧
3. Spain 🇪🇸
1. Germany 🇩🇪
2. U.K. 🇬🇧
3. Spain 🇪🇸
Next stop Berlin 🇩🇪
January 12, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Next stop Berlin 🇩🇪
To all those who said “there is no way you will pack all that climbing gear into one 23kg bag”…… well, let me tell you……
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…. You were right. I had to buy a second bag. 🤣 250L of luggage and a combined weight of almost 50kgs - nailed it 🤣🤣🤣
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…. You were right. I had to buy a second bag. 🤣 250L of luggage and a combined weight of almost 50kgs - nailed it 🤣🤣🤣
January 11, 2026 at 12:40 PM
To all those who said “there is no way you will pack all that climbing gear into one 23kg bag”…… well, let me tell you……
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…. You were right. I had to buy a second bag. 🤣 250L of luggage and a combined weight of almost 50kgs - nailed it 🤣🤣🤣
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…. You were right. I had to buy a second bag. 🤣 250L of luggage and a combined weight of almost 50kgs - nailed it 🤣🤣🤣
Well 2026 seems to be a real joy for us all so far 😂😩😭 we’re only 11 days in folks…… this could be a long year 😂
January 11, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Well 2026 seems to be a real joy for us all so far 😂😩😭 we’re only 11 days in folks…… this could be a long year 😂
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Hack Glasgow 2026 tickets are scheduled for release on the 16th January. As with last year, there's no additional drops or hidden General Admission tickets - once they're gone, they're gone!
Grab yours at hackglasgow2026.eventbrite.co.uk
Grab yours at hackglasgow2026.eventbrite.co.uk
January 10, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Hack Glasgow 2026 tickets are scheduled for release on the 16th January. As with last year, there's no additional drops or hidden General Admission tickets - once they're gone, they're gone!
Grab yours at hackglasgow2026.eventbrite.co.uk
Grab yours at hackglasgow2026.eventbrite.co.uk
This will 100% go in one bag and weigh under 23kg 😂😂😂 not even half of it 😂
January 10, 2026 at 8:17 AM
This will 100% go in one bag and weigh under 23kg 😂😂😂 not even half of it 😂
In 3 weeks I will be 39. The last year of being in my 30’s 😬😭😭😭
January 8, 2026 at 6:59 PM
In 3 weeks I will be 39. The last year of being in my 30’s 😬😭😭😭
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The awesome @lisaforte.bsky.social is currently discussing ‘AI: Is there a single source of truth anymore’ with Dennis Fisher from BeyondTrust. So much we see online needs to be questioned as to whether it is real or fake. Fascinating.
January 7, 2026 at 4:32 PM
The awesome @lisaforte.bsky.social is currently discussing ‘AI: Is there a single source of truth anymore’ with Dennis Fisher from BeyondTrust. So much we see online needs to be questioned as to whether it is real or fake. Fascinating.
I look like a serial killer who suffers from back pain
December 12, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I look like a serial killer who suffers from back pain
It’s fine. We’d happily accept “weak” and “decaying” over authoritarian 😂😘 Trump criticises 'decaying' European countries and 'weak' leaders www.bbc.com/news/article...
Trump criticises 'decaying' European countries and 'weak' leaders
The US president says European countries have failed to control migration or take decisive action to end Ukraine's war with Russia.
www.bbc.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It’s fine. We’d happily accept “weak” and “decaying” over authoritarian 😂😘 Trump criticises 'decaying' European countries and 'weak' leaders www.bbc.com/news/article...
COME ON LANDO!!!!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 AM
COME ON LANDO!!!!!!!
Wish Rachel reeves would stop harassing people like this 😂😂😂
December 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Wish Rachel reeves would stop harassing people like this 😂😂😂
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Strong evidence that computers were a mistake.
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Strong evidence that computers were a mistake.
Scenario: your CTO gets indicted after you’re caught in a conspiracy to illegally export Nvidia chips to China what do you do?
Answer: Claim he was never our CTO we just were confused for a bit and thought he was 😂😂😂
Bonkers
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
Answer: Claim he was never our CTO we just were confused for a bit and thought he was 😂😂😂
Bonkers
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
Tech firm’s new CTO gets indicted; company then claims he was never CTO
Corvex named Brian Raymond as CTO days before indictment for illegal chip exports.
arstechnica.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Scenario: your CTO gets indicted after you’re caught in a conspiracy to illegally export Nvidia chips to China what do you do?
Answer: Claim he was never our CTO we just were confused for a bit and thought he was 😂😂😂
Bonkers
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
Answer: Claim he was never our CTO we just were confused for a bit and thought he was 😂😂😂
Bonkers
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
Wishing you all a very merry budget day. May the odds be ever in your favour 😂😫😭😫😭😫😭 1230 😬
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Wishing you all a very merry budget day. May the odds be ever in your favour 😂😫😭😫😭😫😭 1230 😬
Happy pre-budge day folks
Tomorrow we can be utterly depressed again as a nation 😂😂😂
(Pre-budge - pre budget for those of you who don’t watch have I got news for you )
Tomorrow we can be utterly depressed again as a nation 😂😂😂
(Pre-budge - pre budget for those of you who don’t watch have I got news for you )
kermit the frog is covering his mouth with his hand and looking at the camera .
ALT: kermit the frog is covering his mouth with his hand and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Happy pre-budge day folks
Tomorrow we can be utterly depressed again as a nation 😂😂😂
(Pre-budge - pre budget for those of you who don’t watch have I got news for you )
Tomorrow we can be utterly depressed again as a nation 😂😂😂
(Pre-budge - pre budget for those of you who don’t watch have I got news for you )
1) tragic and makes for good clickbait but Reuters fact checked this a few years ago and found no evidence of this execution claim being true.
2) supreme leader has much ageing 😂😂😂
2) supreme leader has much ageing 😂😂😂
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
1) tragic and makes for good clickbait but Reuters fact checked this a few years ago and found no evidence of this execution claim being true.
2) supreme leader has much ageing 😂😂😂
2) supreme leader has much ageing 😂😂😂