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Lisa Forte
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Cyber security, climbing, caving and diving! 💜
Wishing you all a very merry budget day. May the odds be ever in your favour 😂😫😭😫😭😫😭 1230 😬
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Happy pre-budge day folks

Tomorrow we can be utterly depressed again as a nation 😂😂😂

(Pre-budge - pre budget for those of you who don’t watch have I got news for you )
kermit the frog is covering his mouth with his hand and looking at the camera .
ALT: kermit the frog is covering his mouth with his hand and looking at the camera .
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November 25, 2025 at 11:03 AM
1) tragic and makes for good clickbait but Reuters fact checked this a few years ago and found no evidence of this execution claim being true.

2) supreme leader has much ageing 😂😂😂
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Taking part in my most hated activity: small talk 😂😂😭
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 AM
If your perceived level of resilience and readiness is based on the sales pitches of the products and technologies you’ve acquired you’re headed for trouble…….

Resilience can’t be one layer thick!

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When it comes to cyber security be careful your assessed level of resilience isn’t based on sales promises from vendors. So often I see plans and playbooks based off of sales promises of tools and… |...
When it comes to cyber security be careful your assessed level of resilience isn’t based on sales promises from vendors. So often I see plans and playbooks based off of sales promises of tools and te...
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November 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I became highly caffeinated and went on a rant about inclusivity of women so often being a PR slogan and nothing more.

Please share your comments! I want to hear about other examples

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Women and sport - you want inclusivity but actively put up barriers to it. Here is a rare rant but I felt sufficiently annoyed I simply had to use my platform to express it. I’ve been trying to buy…...
Women and sport - you want inclusivity but actively put up barriers to it. Here is a rare rant but I felt sufficiently annoyed I simply had to use my platform to express it. I’ve been trying to buy ...
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November 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Lando said it perfectly 🫡❤️
November 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Sunday work club - the coolest club around 😂🫡😭
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 AM
My Mongolia book is finally done and ordered. Only took 2 yrs 😂😂😂 it’s only a book for myself to remember the ummm “experience” but it still took me 2 years 😂
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
What makes a crisis management team chair “outstanding”? Sometimes the people who make the best chairs aren’t the most senior people in the room

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What makes an outstanding crisis management chair/ crisis commander? I have seen 3 in my entire career who I would honestly say attained the level of "outstanding". There are a few key at...
What makes an outstanding crisis management chair/ crisis commander? I have seen 3 in my entire career who I would honestly say attained the level of "outstanding". There are a few key attributes t...
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November 6, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I’m 39 in Jan (21 really but you know…) I decided to celebrate my last year of my 30’s instead of the usual “turning 40” year. So I need suggestions. Not a party person, like an adventure. Pretty much open to suggestions!
a cat is standing on its hind legs and giving a thumbs up .
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November 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
In the last month or so I’ve realised, or observed, three of my friends (who always hid this well it seems) being increasingly right wing. I am very centrist in my views and I have no issue with conservative views at all, right wing for me goes further than that. It’s upsetting, confusing and hard.
November 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Reposted by Lisa Forte
MIT casually rewriting their website and not noting it anywhere.
November 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
😂😂 I see no issues here
November 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It’s Friday, in week after week of bad stories on the news, terrible weather and endless stress let’s appreciate this series of photos of a cat from an automated feeder 😂🥳😍
October 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This is a phenomenal book by the brilliant Carlo Masala. It “war games” out what would happen if Russia wins in Ukraine with worrying outcomes. Based off of data & analysis the scenario incl plausible elements and really captures some of the political figures well.
October 31, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Facebook delicately reminding me how nice my life was 4yrs ago. Thanks 🙏😂😭
October 31, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Why your plans and playbooks need to be written so anyone can understand them. That may mean needing to more clearly defining terms like “urgent”.

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What does “urgent” mean? I’ve seen many organisations including terms like this in their plans and playbooks when I’ve been conducting reviews of them but whilst you may write this into a plan fully…...
What does “urgent” mean? I’ve seen many organisations including terms like this in their plans and playbooks when I’ve been conducting reviews of them but whilst you may write this into a plan fully ...
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October 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Alastair Campbell on “the rest is politics” - “the first rule of crisis management is get to the truth fast”

He’s talking about crisis comms and I couldn’t agree more
October 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Bristol lights show 😍
October 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Amazon confirms 14,000 job losses in corporate division

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Amazon confirms massive job losses in corporate division
The company says the opportunities provided by AI means it needs to be
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October 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I have a sneaky suspicion this post I did on LinkedIn may have been hidden 😂 maybe paranoia but it’s unusual to have barely any views of a post. Maybe totally in my head but it seems a bit odd
To avoid LinkedIn’s rather aggressive “we use all your data to train our AI unless you opt out” policy you have a week to opt out!

This is for people in the U.K., Europe and Hong Kong I believe. They have tried to keep this quiet haven’t they 😂

Here is how you opt out:
October 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
To avoid LinkedIn’s rather aggressive “we use all your data to train our AI unless you opt out” policy you have a week to opt out!

This is for people in the U.K., Europe and Hong Kong I believe. They have tried to keep this quiet haven’t they 😂

Here is how you opt out:
October 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM