Jake Williams
@malwarejake.bsky.social
Breaker of software, responder of incidents, IANS Faculty, VP R&D Hunter Strategy.
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The subtext in JD Vance asking for "patience" on the economy: When leaders stop talking about current conditions and jump straight to rosy forecasts, they’re signaling the present isn’t defensible. That’s your cue to scrutinize the numbers, not just the narrative.
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The subtext in JD Vance asking for "patience" on the economy: When leaders stop talking about current conditions and jump straight to rosy forecasts, they’re signaling the present isn’t defensible. That’s your cue to scrutinize the numbers, not just the narrative.
Read that last sentence. These people are monsters.
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
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![REVERE, Mass. —
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts.
The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.
Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana.
Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiacyzixchgacpjse7wyra342opgjsvdxzqdrkxq55zzqah65zyeae@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Read that last sentence. These people are monsters.
Art.
I’m glad my husband has a big dick so he doesn’t feel the need to buy a cybertruck
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Art.
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DOGE has been a FLOP, now disbanded 8 months early. Greatly exaggerating their "success" Trump and Musk lied to the taxpayers, never delivering a cent back to them. The real impact: slashing research, endangering public health, removing competent public servants, & creating chaos.
DOGE Disbanded: Elon Musk’s Cost-Cutting Project Quietly Ended
Musk said the initiative would save at least $1 trillion. But its website claims to have reached only $214 billion.
time.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
DOGE has been a FLOP, now disbanded 8 months early. Greatly exaggerating their "success" Trump and Musk lied to the taxpayers, never delivering a cent back to them. The real impact: slashing research, endangering public health, removing competent public servants, & creating chaos.
True story: my kindergarten age daughter became convinced I was "training her to be an astronaut" because we were watching Gemini and Apollo documentaries together.
She told her teacher this and that she was afraid I was going to force her to go to space, but she was scared and didn't want to.
She told her teacher this and that she was afraid I was going to force her to go to space, but she was scared and didn't want to.
The 7yo was distressed because he's "too scared of space to be an astronaut", an occupation that he estimated 5% of grownups were employed in
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
True story: my kindergarten age daughter became convinced I was "training her to be an astronaut" because we were watching Gemini and Apollo documentaries together.
She told her teacher this and that she was afraid I was going to force her to go to space, but she was scared and didn't want to.
She told her teacher this and that she was afraid I was going to force her to go to space, but she was scared and didn't want to.
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ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
Deeply unserious people.
absolutely incredible -- CNN host introduces a segment about Trump's "new healthcare proposal," but less than two minutes later breaks into her script to announce "breaking news" that Trump's healthcare proposal is being postponed
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Deeply unserious people.
Who is "they?!" Who?!
Rep. John McGuire: "They say more people are under slavery today than any time in human history"
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Who is "they?!" Who?!
In case you thought this couldn't get dumber, it can.
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
In case you thought this couldn't get dumber, it can.
This is choice engineering.
You either decrease friction for the ideal choice or increase friction for the bad choices. People are simple creatures and want simplicity. Security teams so often thrive on complexity and that almost always ends poorly.
You either decrease friction for the ideal choice or increase friction for the bad choices. People are simple creatures and want simplicity. Security teams so often thrive on complexity and that almost always ends poorly.
You meet the users where they are to stop them doing the stupidest shit imaginable.
You have no idea how much this paid off. The number of infected media players people downloaded in the age before Windows Media Player had more than three codecs is unimaginable
Who knows if I saved the firm
You have no idea how much this paid off. The number of infected media players people downloaded in the age before Windows Media Player had more than three codecs is unimaginable
Who knows if I saved the firm
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This is choice engineering.
You either decrease friction for the ideal choice or increase friction for the bad choices. People are simple creatures and want simplicity. Security teams so often thrive on complexity and that almost always ends poorly.
You either decrease friction for the ideal choice or increase friction for the bad choices. People are simple creatures and want simplicity. Security teams so often thrive on complexity and that almost always ends poorly.
I have a radical idea: make DC a state instead.
DC residents have all the obligations of citizenship, including serving in every American war. They deserve equal representation in all aspects.
I introduced my bill to add the DC seal in stained glass among seals of the states in the Library of Congress.
I introduced my bill to add the DC seal in stained glass among seals of the states in the Library of Congress.
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I have a radical idea: make DC a state instead.
Hegseth apparently woke up drunk again...
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Hegseth apparently woke up drunk again...
This sounds suspiciously like a marketplace.
Congratulations genius - you've reinvented Obamacare (only worse, I'm sure).
Congratulations genius - you've reinvented Obamacare (only worse, I'm sure).
Rand Paul: "What is the Republican plan for healthcare? My plan would allow for people to buy their insurance through a collective. Basically to buy their insurance through Costco or Sam's Club or Amazon."
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
This sounds suspiciously like a marketplace.
Congratulations genius - you've reinvented Obamacare (only worse, I'm sure).
Congratulations genius - you've reinvented Obamacare (only worse, I'm sure).
Show investors the path to profitability that doesn't require magical thinking and you'll have all the AI investment money you want.
Dude who just got the SV Bank bailout two years ago is back banging the cup. It’s a tell.
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Show investors the path to profitability that doesn't require magical thinking and you'll have all the AI investment money you want.
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Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
My "definitely not engaged in a criminal accounting conspiracy" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
In the memo, “Nvidia also responds to claims that the ‘current situation is analogous to historical accounting frauds (Enron, WorldCom, Lucent) that featured vendor financing and SPVs [special purpose vehicles.)’”
@barrons.com $NVDA
@firstadopter.bsky.social
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@barrons.com $NVDA
@firstadopter.bsky.social
www.barrons.com/articles/nvi...
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 AM
My "definitely not engaged in a criminal accounting conspiracy" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
"The metaverse: where your friends have no legs (and your children have no safety)."
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
"The metaverse: where your friends have no legs (and your children have no safety)."
I'm sorry, you said how many times exactly? Because 17 is INSANE.
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I'm sorry, you said how many times exactly? Because 17 is INSANE.
Ignoring his prior acts, this is just a bat sh*t crazy thing to say.
It's textbook sunk cost bias.
It's textbook sunk cost bias.
Dude who just got the SV Bank bailout two years ago is back banging the cup. It’s a tell.
November 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Ignoring his prior acts, this is just a bat sh*t crazy thing to say.
It's textbook sunk cost bias.
It's textbook sunk cost bias.
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If the Dems had any fuckin’ brains, saying “the part of Epstein is trying to make laws that let them look in your kid’s pants” would be a pretty easy way to crush the Republicans
it’s also a thing where people can be convinced. the right got some people worked up about trans women in sports but possible to get people a lot more worked up about individual/parental rights, genital inspectors, etc
I think Democrats should double down on trans rights now. It's obvious that most voters don't care about it so you might as well stick with your principles and goad Republicans into focusing on it at the expense of everything else so they're the ones who look like freaks.
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
If the Dems had any fuckin’ brains, saying “the part of Epstein is trying to make laws that let them look in your kid’s pants” would be a pretty easy way to crush the Republicans
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*hauls out drum he’s been banging for over two decades* now would be the perfect time to reject Hutchinson v. Proxmire and recognize that Speech or Debate Clause immunity should ABSOLUTELY protect members’ communications with the public at large.
“Within the White House, Trump and his lieutenants aren’t planning on letting up…Trump has told some advisers that he wants RICO prosecutions and conspiracy charges leveled against the six Democrats, a source with direct knowledge of the matter tells Zeteo…
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November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
*hauls out drum he’s been banging for over two decades* now would be the perfect time to reject Hutchinson v. Proxmire and recognize that Speech or Debate Clause immunity should ABSOLUTELY protect members’ communications with the public at large.
America (will steal your oil) First!
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
America (will steal your oil) First!
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I do appreciate that they've completely dropped the pretense.
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I do appreciate that they've completely dropped the pretense.
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This isn’t targeted at anyone in specific - I have had the conversation like 6 times this week,
Americans -
You need a work visa to work in another country, -even remote- unless they allow digital nomad
You can’t just go to most countries on a tourist visa and start looking for a visa sponsor & job
Americans -
You need a work visa to work in another country, -even remote- unless they allow digital nomad
You can’t just go to most countries on a tourist visa and start looking for a visa sponsor & job
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
This isn’t targeted at anyone in specific - I have had the conversation like 6 times this week,
Americans -
You need a work visa to work in another country, -even remote- unless they allow digital nomad
You can’t just go to most countries on a tourist visa and start looking for a visa sponsor & job
Americans -
You need a work visa to work in another country, -even remote- unless they allow digital nomad
You can’t just go to most countries on a tourist visa and start looking for a visa sponsor & job
Mental health care should be free. It won't cost us a thing overall to provide it universally.
A friend has alerted me to this pressing and very real international incident involving the very sane Candace Owens.
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Mental health care should be free. It won't cost us a thing overall to provide it universally.