Jake Williams
@malwarejake.bsky.social
Breaker of software, responder of incidents, IANS Faculty, VP R&D Hunter Strategy.
For the record, there is no such thing as a "professional agitator."
Have you ever seen a job posting for one? Who exactly would be funding that?
Have you ever seen a job posting for one? Who exactly would be funding that?
January 16, 2026 at 4:38 AM
For the record, there is no such thing as a "professional agitator."
Have you ever seen a job posting for one? Who exactly would be funding that?
Have you ever seen a job posting for one? Who exactly would be funding that?
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January 16, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Irony called...
CISA’s secure-software buying tool had a simple XSS vulnerability of its own
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CISA’s secure-software buying tool had a simple XSS vulnerability of its own
A Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency tool dedicated to helping government agencies buy secure software turned out to have a cybersecurity vulnerability of its own.
cyberscoop.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Irony called...
This is as meaningless buying some old dead guy's award from an estate sale.
Trump: “It was my Great Honor to meet María Corina Machado, of Venezuela, today. She is a wonderful woman who has been through so much. María presented me with her Nobel Peace Prize for the work I have done. Such a wonderful gesture of mutual respect. Thank you María!”
January 16, 2026 at 2:30 AM
This is as meaningless buying some old dead guy's award from an estate sale.
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Cyberpunk 2077 ass post.
snort-laughed in the way only dystopic humor can get you
January 16, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Cyberpunk 2077 ass post.
Reposted by Jake Williams
Hundreds of millions of earbuds, headphones and speakers need a security update (yes, you need to update your earbuds) to prevent a wireless hacking technique that can hijack audio, eavesdrop via mics, and in some cases remotely track the accessory’s location. www.wired.com/story/google...
Hundreds of Millions of Audio Devices Need a Patch to Prevent Wireless Hacking and Tracking
Flaws in how 17 models of headphones and speakers use Google’s one-tap Fast Pair Bluetooth protocol have left devices open to eavesdroppers and stalkers.
www.wired.com
January 15, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Hundreds of millions of earbuds, headphones and speakers need a security update (yes, you need to update your earbuds) to prevent a wireless hacking technique that can hijack audio, eavesdrop via mics, and in some cases remotely track the accessory’s location. www.wired.com/story/google...
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If anyone was still pretending this isn’t just about excluding trans kids from public life, the Trump administration just opened a Title IX investigation into a Maine school district because a trans student is on a *co-ed* cheerleading squad.
Newport co-ed cheerleading team is at center of Trump transgender athlete crackdownTrump admin focuses on swimming, cheerleading in Maine transgender athlete probes
The U.S. Department of Education announced a slew of Title IX-related investigations this week that include 2 school districts in Maine.
www.pressherald.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:09 AM
If anyone was still pretending this isn’t just about excluding trans kids from public life, the Trump administration just opened a Title IX investigation into a Maine school district because a trans student is on a *co-ed* cheerleading squad.
s/public//
ICE agents deserve absolutely no peace in public life. We must all commit to mocking them all the time. Pure evil deserves the most miserable lives ever.
January 16, 2026 at 1:06 AM
s/public//
Need more of this energy.
The Black Panthers in Philadelphia have initiated armed community defense initiatives to counter ICE kidnapping raids within the city. (January 15, 2026) ✊🏽✊🏿✊🏾
January 16, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Need more of this energy.
Not all heroes wear capes.
A federal court today dismissed the DOJ's lawsuit seeking to compel California to turn over the sensitive personal information of 23 million registered voters.
Elias Law Group has moved to intervene on behalf of voters and pro-voting organizations in all of the DOJ's voter data lawsuits.
Elias Law Group has moved to intervene on behalf of voters and pro-voting organizations in all of the DOJ's voter data lawsuits.
Federal Court Dismisses DOJ Lawsuit Seeking Sensitive Data of 23 Million California Voters
elias.law
January 15, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Not all heroes wear capes.
To clarify, I am in what would be considered a "first world" (I HATE that term) country without socialized medicine. Many goods/services here are *more* expensive than in then US.
That just reinforces that this is how healthcare in the US could be. That it isn't - well, that's a choice...
That just reinforces that this is how healthcare in the US could be. That it isn't - well, that's a choice...
I'm out of the US and needed urgent care with three different prescriptions.
I saw a specialist doc educated in India and got three different prescription medications. Due to the late hour, I didn't go to an "exec medicine" clinic. In and out in < 3 hrs. Total cost, $135.
US healthcare is screwed.
I saw a specialist doc educated in India and got three different prescription medications. Due to the late hour, I didn't go to an "exec medicine" clinic. In and out in < 3 hrs. Total cost, $135.
US healthcare is screwed.
January 15, 2026 at 7:20 PM
To clarify, I am in what would be considered a "first world" (I HATE that term) country without socialized medicine. Many goods/services here are *more* expensive than in then US.
That just reinforces that this is how healthcare in the US could be. That it isn't - well, that's a choice...
That just reinforces that this is how healthcare in the US could be. That it isn't - well, that's a choice...
I'm out of the US and needed urgent care with three different prescriptions.
I saw a specialist doc educated in India and got three different prescription medications. Due to the late hour, I didn't go to an "exec medicine" clinic. In and out in < 3 hrs. Total cost, $135.
US healthcare is screwed.
I saw a specialist doc educated in India and got three different prescription medications. Due to the late hour, I didn't go to an "exec medicine" clinic. In and out in < 3 hrs. Total cost, $135.
US healthcare is screwed.
January 15, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I'm out of the US and needed urgent care with three different prescriptions.
I saw a specialist doc educated in India and got three different prescription medications. Due to the late hour, I didn't go to an "exec medicine" clinic. In and out in < 3 hrs. Total cost, $135.
US healthcare is screwed.
I saw a specialist doc educated in India and got three different prescription medications. Due to the late hour, I didn't go to an "exec medicine" clinic. In and out in < 3 hrs. Total cost, $135.
US healthcare is screwed.
Look, we're either fighting childhood obesity or we aren't. You can't have this both ways.
edition.cnn.com/2026/01/14/h...
edition.cnn.com/2026/01/14/h...
Whole milk now allowed in school lunches as Trump signs bill reversing limits | CNN
Whole milk could be coming to your local school cafeteria for the first time in more than a decade.
edition.cnn.com
January 15, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Look, we're either fighting childhood obesity or we aren't. You can't have this both ways.
edition.cnn.com/2026/01/14/h...
edition.cnn.com/2026/01/14/h...
Charges. Now.
Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
That is what was relayed
January 15, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Charges. Now.
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That's right, although these days there is a regrettable exception to it: if you are being kidnapped by the secret police, you should yell your name at someone recording with a cellphone.
You can't rely on "they'll take me to jail" anymore, they might disappear you to a foreign gulag.
You can't rely on "they'll take me to jail" anymore, they might disappear you to a foreign gulag.
emergency shut the fuck up Friday has been declared for all future public defender needers
January 15, 2026 at 10:55 AM
That's right, although these days there is a regrettable exception to it: if you are being kidnapped by the secret police, you should yell your name at someone recording with a cellphone.
You can't rely on "they'll take me to jail" anymore, they might disappear you to a foreign gulag.
You can't rely on "they'll take me to jail" anymore, they might disappear you to a foreign gulag.
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A few more, including maps of where they're taking the people they snatch, and a hotel receipt.
January 15, 2026 at 6:47 AM
A few more, including maps of where they're taking the people they snatch, and a hotel receipt.
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Screenshots of some of the documents found in looted ICE vehicles from one of the livestreams before it got turned "private" on YouTube (after the other one already was). Share widely and make sure the genie can't go back in the bottle.
January 15, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Screenshots of some of the documents found in looted ICE vehicles from one of the livestreams before it got turned "private" on YouTube (after the other one already was). Share widely and make sure the genie can't go back in the bottle.
"We are currently clean on OPSEC."
ICE agents fled from the crowd and left behind their CONOPS battle plan for Minneapolis, including agent's names, hotel rooms, phone numbers, boxes of license plates, and tac radio frequencies.
January 15, 2026 at 9:44 AM
"We are currently clean on OPSEC."
Congress is a joke.
January 14, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Congress is a joke.
Not for nothing, a bruise is technically "internal bleeding."
January 14, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Not for nothing, a bruise is technically "internal bleeding."
Danish and Greenland leave meeting with "Stupid Hitler."
Danish and Greenland ministers just left the White House. It did not go well.
I have a long discussion here of Trump's attempt to get Greenland and why it could lead to World War III.
(Gifted.)
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
I have a long discussion here of Trump's attempt to get Greenland and why it could lead to World War III.
(Gifted.)
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Trump’s Most Dangerous Gambit
His irrational obsession with Greenland could lead to global conflict.
www.theatlantic.com
January 14, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Danish and Greenland leave meeting with "Stupid Hitler."
European leaders have long memories. It hasn't even been 100 years since they almost lost the whole continent to his predecessor.
Danish and Greenland ministers just left the White House. It did not go well.
I have a long discussion here of Trump's attempt to get Greenland and why it could lead to World War III.
(Gifted.)
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
I have a long discussion here of Trump's attempt to get Greenland and why it could lead to World War III.
(Gifted.)
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Trump’s Most Dangerous Gambit
His irrational obsession with Greenland could lead to global conflict.
www.theatlantic.com
January 14, 2026 at 11:13 PM
European leaders have long memories. It hasn't even been 100 years since they almost lost the whole continent to his predecessor.
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a piece of chicken
a piece of broccoli
(a) corn tortilla
one other thing
is that piece of chicken a wing? a leg?
how big is "a piece" of broccoli?
do you just eat your corn tortilla dry?
what's "one other thing"? a dollop of salsa? a rice kernel?
these are deeply unserious, wicked people.
a piece of broccoli
(a) corn tortilla
one other thing
is that piece of chicken a wing? a leg?
how big is "a piece" of broccoli?
do you just eat your corn tortilla dry?
what's "one other thing"? a dollop of salsa? a rice kernel?
these are deeply unserious, wicked people.
Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."
January 14, 2026 at 9:51 PM
a piece of chicken
a piece of broccoli
(a) corn tortilla
one other thing
is that piece of chicken a wing? a leg?
how big is "a piece" of broccoli?
do you just eat your corn tortilla dry?
what's "one other thing"? a dollop of salsa? a rice kernel?
these are deeply unserious, wicked people.
a piece of broccoli
(a) corn tortilla
one other thing
is that piece of chicken a wing? a leg?
how big is "a piece" of broccoli?
do you just eat your corn tortilla dry?
what's "one other thing"? a dollop of salsa? a rice kernel?
these are deeply unserious, wicked people.
Filed under "things that never happened."
BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good last week in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.
ICE agent who shot Renee Good suffered internal bleeding, officials say
Jonathan Ross, who shot Renee Good in Minneapolis last week, suffered internal bleeding after the incident, two officials said, though it's not clear how extensive the bleeding was.
cbsn.ws
January 14, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Filed under "things that never happened."
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This never happened and he shot her in the face. Look I know most people don't read or watch CBS News to begin with as is evidenced by the ratings, but I don't care what happens going forward when this is over, CBS is done forever. We should've put them down for Big Bang Theory but let's do it now
BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good last week in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.
ICE agent who shot Renee Good suffered internal bleeding, officials say
Jonathan Ross, who shot Renee Good in Minneapolis last week, suffered internal bleeding after the incident, two officials said, though it's not clear how extensive the bleeding was.
cbsn.ws
January 14, 2026 at 6:02 PM
This never happened and he shot her in the face. Look I know most people don't read or watch CBS News to begin with as is evidenced by the ratings, but I don't care what happens going forward when this is over, CBS is done forever. We should've put them down for Big Bang Theory but let's do it now