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Jake Williams
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Breaker of software, responder of incidents, IANS Faculty, VP R&D Hunter Strategy.
Feels like a metaphor for the US right now, only more of the windows need to be broken...
January 13, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Not to mention that MREs are obscenely expensive for garrison use.

TL;DR: DOGE screwed up our missile defense and now we'll pay more to fix it than DOGE saved in the first place.
January 12, 2026 at 9:29 PM
The dog that looks like a chocolate lab (foreground) is actually a double doodle. His parents, both labradoodles, are 65 and 67 pounds and light colored.

He's 102 pounds and looks NOTHING like them. Mutations FTW I guess...
January 11, 2026 at 6:11 PM
The best thing about Turkish Airlines is the food in the lounge.
January 11, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I hope it's obvious from the tone, but I turned it down.
January 11, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Ads in Office are the antithesis of a clean user experience. Every day I get closer to moving to Linux as a daily driver.
January 5, 2026 at 3:28 PM
The Trump administration has a plan to "run Venezuela" the same way he has a health care plan.
January 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Out today thrifting with my partner. There are things you should never buy second hand. Actually, things that NOBODY should buy anywhere other than new, ideally from a reputable establishment
January 3, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I frankly cannot believe how over the top complicit the press is in implicitly supporting Trump's illegal actions.

By this standard, he could shoot a homeless person in cold blood in the streets and the Reuters headline would be "Trump frees man from a lifetime of drug addiction."
January 3, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Um, sir, is this you?
January 2, 2026 at 2:48 PM
It seems like there's criminal liability here for xAI. This isn't a Section 230 thing because it isn't user generated content.

The reality is that a crime was committed by publishing CSAM. We CANNOT let companies create AI that commits crimes without any liability. Nothing good will come of that.
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Can we also address that the xAI team is both deflecting blame and perpetuating a fraud here?

Grok is not sentient. It cannot regret anything. It is not sorry. The safeguards that failed are the sole responsibility of the xAI team. Period.
January 2, 2026 at 2:35 AM
How it started, how it's going...

Just six days after DOD announced it is adding xAI models to GenaAI[.]mil, Grok posted CSAM to Xitter.
January 2, 2026 at 2:32 AM
It's always DNS...
December 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Pretty epic sky this afternoon.
December 31, 2025 at 12:29 AM
OSINT challenge, expert level. Wrong answers only.
December 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The researcher who got the data has a site called okstupid.lol that is totally worth a look.
December 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
OSINT challenge. Wrong answers only.
December 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Brought kiddo to NYC and we're doing a thing...
December 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Dog enrichment.
December 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
These pens are on point.
December 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Just wow. @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy came out swinging in this article. He's right though and that's the coolest part.
December 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Partner got me this notepad as a stocking stuffer. I'll be getting a lot of use out of this...
December 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
How TF did it get worse?!
December 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Anyone want to buy a vowel?
December 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM