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kiss the people you hold dear
forget that i was ever here
i got god of war and horizon zero dawn remaster. time to turn off the old brain for a couple days
November 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Popeye.mp4 (Reupload)
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
i am making a new rule for myself that if a game has an available free demo, i have to play the demo before i buy it
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Dogg this is not how you're supposed to use your one phone call
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
if a company were pro-union they wouldn't need a union. unions aren't a perk of a job, they're a necessary opposing force. "starbucks is anti-union" yeah of course they are. the point of a union is to halt work, halt income, until demands are met
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 AM
my mom sent me a funny picture that is so badly corrupted that it crashes my phone if i open my gallery. it looks like green squares in the one second before it crashes
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 AM
my cousin-in-law is my biggest fan. every year he's ridiculously complimentary about my food. this year i let him use my knife to cut an avocado, and i was like, be careful. and he was laughing out loud about how sharp it was. he's my favorite in-law easily
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 AM
dehumanizing myself and facing to dishes
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 AM
i remember during lockdown i bought this game for a dozen people on my steam friends list
My Exercise on Steam
Let's do sit-ups! Let a chubby boy do his exercise and sink into a dog's body. Maybe animals will come to cheer him up.
store.steampowered.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:32 AM
land mine attract mode
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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Sphinx.
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
the best thing i made for dinner tonight was slivered carrots, tossed in herb infused olive oil, brown sugar, and soy sauce, sautéed with pancetta. it's one of my signature dishes, although the pancetta was new (just happened to have some around)
November 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I've been going so hard the last couple days that I'm having trouble unclenching. tomorrow I'll have a big emotional disgorgement in the shower.
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
new nickname for Perry the parakeet: Per Uwu
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
well that's it. phew. holidays over. I'll be on my honeymoon for xmas I'll see you nerds in january
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
augh!
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I'm wiped out phew. still way behind but i think i can pull it off. i just have to remember to be polite even when i feel the pressure, little self reminder there
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 AM
up/at them
November 27, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I'm losing steam. i just have to finish the cookie dough and the twice baked mix. and dice the celery. or... i could watch edge of tomorrow
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 AM
putting tajin in the cranberry sauce
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
i can't go into too much detail because it will make me mad all over again, but i am going to kick my brother's ass. fucking night before text message responding to my november 1 invitation, telling me he "values" me, go fuck yourself you emptyheaded evangelical little twerp
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
i ran into one of my old cooks outside of work the other day. he's kind of a goofball, but he drunkenly thanked me for teaching him how to be a cook. felt pretty good lol
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
my whole fuckin house smells like baked potatoes
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 AM
trying to solve a problem at work. the POS is hooked up to the wrong router, but everyone who knows the physical location of the correct router has quit or been fired. if i follow the cables, eventually they go into a hole in the wall and disappear
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM