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ㅤㅤㅤWELL, LOOK WHO SHOWED UP. I GREW TIRED OF WAITING.
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livebyimpulse.bsky.social
WHERE ID IS THERE...
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livebyimpulse.bsky.social
This is nothing compared to that miserable Façade. You might as well give up.
alchemicalpariah.bsky.social
[ ...Genuinely impressed. ]

Wooooow. This doesn't faze you at all, does it?

[ Shaking the ear a bit just to make it a little more uncomfortable for her. ]
livebyimpulse.bsky.social
( Completely stone faced. It's comedic. )
livebyimpulse.bsky.social
( Completely stone faced. It's comedic. )
alchemicalpariah.bsky.social
...Eh? Fine, if you want me to. No regrets, right?

[ Pulling the ear up, more. Even more. It's actually starting to lift her head up off of the ground. ]
livebyimpulse.bsky.social
Pussy shit. Pull harder!
livebyimpulse.bsky.social
Pussy shit. Pull harder!
alchemicalpariah.bsky.social
[ Puuuuulling on the ear. It's starting to hurt. ]

/Not/ what I wanna hear!
livebyimpulse.bsky.social
Hell no. What kind of person do you think I am?
livebyimpulse.bsky.social
Hell no. What kind of person do you think I am?
alchemicalpariah.bsky.social
Go on, say "I promise not to hit people because they're annoying". Come oooon.
livebyimpulse.bsky.social
( She weakly kicks at his legs. Nope, not dead. )
alchemicalpariah.bsky.social
[ ...Walking over. Poking at her side. ]

Are you dead?

[ He did not sound displeasured. ]
livebyimpulse.bsky.social
( When the air clears, she's crumpled to the ground in the family guy pose. )
livebyimpulse.bsky.social
( When the air clears, she's crumpled to the ground in the family guy pose. )
alchemicalpariah.bsky.social
...Well, then! Allow me to retort!

[ Pulling out a potion and /slamming/ it at her feet. Fumes are quick to rise upward, and if inhaled, would not only put her in a daze, but give a throbbing sensation in her head. ]
livebyimpulse.bsky.social
You are annoying, and the thought struck me. Much as I struck you.
livebyimpulse.bsky.social
You are annoying, and the thought struck me. Much as I struck you.
alchemicalpariah.bsky.social
Ow-!

[ Holding his head, rubbing it a bit as he glared up at the woman. ]

Why did you hit me????
livebyimpulse.bsky.social
( She stares at him for a moment, then smacks him on the top of his head with her book. )
livebyimpulse.bsky.social
( She stares at him for a moment, then smacks him on the top of his head with her book. )
alchemicalpariah.bsky.social
Are you, now? Well...suit yourself.

[ Closing his coat. ]
livebyimpulse.bsky.social
I need none of those. I am... fine as I am.
livebyimpulse.bsky.social
I need none of those. I am... fine as I am.
alchemicalpariah.bsky.social
Because these are /life saving/ potions.
...Well, the healing potions are. The others simply alter parts of your body for convenience. Some make you smarter, tougher, faster, bigger - they do it all.
livebyimpulse.bsky.social
( She shuts her eyes as he first opens the coat, slowly opening them with a grimace. )

..why would I need a potion?
livebyimpulse.bsky.social
( She shuts her eyes as he first opens the coat, slowly opening them with a grimace. )

..why would I need a potion?
alchemicalpariah.bsky.social
That's what everybody says! Therefore, I've made it a point to allow one free sample, for posterity.

[ Opening his coat, he showed her a row of potions to choose from. ]

Pick any one and I'll explain the details. 😁
livebyimpulse.bsky.social
..fortunately? I really doubt those work.

( Goodness, does she have any filter? )
livebyimpulse.bsky.social
..fortunately? I really doubt those work.

( Goodness, does she have any filter? )
alchemicalpariah.bsky.social
Fortunately for you, I am no cosplayer. I am the REAL thing.

[ His arms spread out, before grabbing a potion out of his coat. ]

I sell potions, each having their own unique benefits. All of them are brewed myself. Guaranteed to work.
livebyimpulse.bsky.social
( It takes him saying that to make her look up from her book, First Love by Ivan Turgenev. )

Hm? No.

( She squints at him a little. )

..what "wares?" You look like a cosplayer.
livebyimpulse.bsky.social
( It takes him saying that to make her look up from her book, First Love by Ivan Turgenev. )

Hm? No.

( She squints at him a little. )

..what "wares?" You look like a cosplayer.
alchemicalpariah.bsky.social
@livebyimpulse.bsky.social

[ Adleigh was traveling in hopes of making a sale. His whole "getup" was clear to anyone by the potions clipped onto his backpack. Once he saw someone approach, he waved. ]

Why hello! Come to peruse my wares, hmm?
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livebyimpulse.bsky.social
also, minors dni. Just out of preference.
livebyimpulse.bsky.social
despite the usage of his quotes and interpretation of id, ego, and superego, this account does not support sigmund freud.
livebyimpulse.bsky.social
temp pinned. independent portrayal of es from alter ego.

muse ageless, any pronouns (she/her prefered)
mun 18, they/she/it
livebyimpulse.bsky.social
WHERE ID IS THERE...
livebyimpulse.bsky.social
..SHALL EGO BE.