The Liverpool Offside
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Time to do A Madness (Positive), Liverpool
Alternately,
If Ekitiké scores and doesn’t take his top off I’m rioting
If you score a late winner here and also if you're not already on a yellow at that point then you're allowed to take your shirt of Hugo buddy just so we're all on the same page.
Even when we do something good. I mean. Mo. You've gotta at least hit the target, man.
Yep. Not enough for a penalty but there was contact and I have absolutely seen those given so 🤷‍♂️
I'd love to join the chorus yelling about Garnacho's diving but I'm more concerned by our press being hot garbage and that we slow down to a crawl any time we get into the attacking third and then turn the ball over too easily.
Well. The first 5-10 minutes were pretty good, I guess. So there's that.
Not enough for VAR to get involved but I've seen those given against us (heck, Szobo's mid-week was weaker) I guess it's probably lucky Taylor maybe hates Chelsea more than us (enjoy your yellow, Enzo).
Even when we perk up and pull off the start of something nice we inevitably slow things down half way through the move and then waste it with a lazy misplaced pass.
We've had an entire offseason, no summer tournament, all key signings bar Isak arrived early and got a full pre-season under/adjusting to Slot. And our press looks shot basically the same as in the late stages last season (which at the time we blamed on tiredness then having already won the league).