Andrew Beasley
@andrewbeasleyfootball.com
Freelance football writer. Links to all my stuff via https://linktr.ee/basstunedtored. Only Connect champion, New York Mets fan #LGM. Up the Reds #LFC
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Andrew Beasley
@andrewbeasleyfootball.com
· Nov 18
Changed my handle to @andrewbeasleyfootball.com.
My newsletter will have that domain too once I can summon the brain power to sort it out.
Always basstunedtored 🎸🎶🟥at heart though.
My newsletter will have that domain too once I can summon the brain power to sort it out.
Always basstunedtored 🎸🎶🟥at heart though.
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Music confession: I spent years thinking that "Peel session" was some kind of British music industry term. Like a special category of stripped-down studio recording
But no, fellow Americans: It turns out there's just this one guy named Peel, and those were his sessions....
But no, fellow Americans: It turns out there's just this one guy named Peel, and those were his sessions....
December 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Music confession: I spent years thinking that "Peel session" was some kind of British music industry term. Like a special category of stripped-down studio recording
But no, fellow Americans: It turns out there's just this one guy named Peel, and those were his sessions....
But no, fellow Americans: It turns out there's just this one guy named Peel, and those were his sessions....
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in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
If I had to design hell, Jonathan Pearce talking over a mumbling Rio Ferdinand would probably feature.
December 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
If I had to design hell, Jonathan Pearce talking over a mumbling Rio Ferdinand would probably feature.
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His name is Rio, finds it hard to understand.
So here's some schoolkids come to lend a helping hand.
So here's some schoolkids come to lend a helping hand.
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
His name is Rio, finds it hard to understand.
So here's some schoolkids come to lend a helping hand.
So here's some schoolkids come to lend a helping hand.
The length of the draw is a good warm up for the 72 match group stage that will eliminate just 16 teams, most of whom you could guess now.
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The length of the draw is a good warm up for the 72 match group stage that will eliminate just 16 teams, most of whom you could guess now.
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"If I'd known I'd have to sit through an hour of Gianni Infantino I'd have just played a square ball" - Kieran Tierney
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"If I'd known I'd have to sit through an hour of Gianni Infantino I'd have just played a square ball" - Kieran Tierney
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but please repost www.drownedinsound.org/how-to-suppo...
How To Support The Music You're Obsessed With
Find out how you can support the music you love
www.drownedinsound.org
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but please repost www.drownedinsound.org/how-to-suppo...
Page 302 for me. Bamboozle top over on Teletext.
Ceefax Unwrapped telling me the five pages I’ve used most this year:
1) Top 40, numbers 40-31
2) Subtitles for Scooby Doo to see how they spell his dialogue
3) Pic of Len Murray made out of pound signs
4) Subtitles for New Shmoo (see 2)
5) Pic of Norman Willis made out of ampersands
1) Top 40, numbers 40-31
2) Subtitles for Scooby Doo to see how they spell his dialogue
3) Pic of Len Murray made out of pound signs
4) Subtitles for New Shmoo (see 2)
5) Pic of Norman Willis made out of ampersands
December 5, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Page 302 for me. Bamboozle top over on Teletext.
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My Spotify wrapped summary is that my band took all our music off Spotify because the company’s CEO invests the billions which he doesn’t pay artists on AI drone weapons tech.
Ditch Spotify. Pay artists. Redistribute wealth. Stop war. Happy Christmas!
Ditch Spotify. Pay artists. Redistribute wealth. Stop war. Happy Christmas!
December 5, 2025 at 9:11 AM
My Spotify wrapped summary is that my band took all our music off Spotify because the company’s CEO invests the billions which he doesn’t pay artists on AI drone weapons tech.
Ditch Spotify. Pay artists. Redistribute wealth. Stop war. Happy Christmas!
Ditch Spotify. Pay artists. Redistribute wealth. Stop war. Happy Christmas!
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Today, as every day, we remember Diogo Jota on what would have been his 29th birthday.
All of our love, thoughts and prayers continue to be with his wife Rute, his children, parents and all of his family and friends, as well as those of his brother, Andre.
Forever in our hearts, forever our [1/2]
All of our love, thoughts and prayers continue to be with his wife Rute, his children, parents and all of his family and friends, as well as those of his brother, Andre.
Forever in our hearts, forever our [1/2]
December 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Today, as every day, we remember Diogo Jota on what would have been his 29th birthday.
All of our love, thoughts and prayers continue to be with his wife Rute, his children, parents and all of his family and friends, as well as those of his brother, Andre.
Forever in our hearts, forever our [1/2]
All of our love, thoughts and prayers continue to be with his wife Rute, his children, parents and all of his family and friends, as well as those of his brother, Andre.
Forever in our hearts, forever our [1/2]
Talbi's goal was from 29 yards.
Liverpool have conceded four goals from 24+ yards in their last 11 games in league and Europe (also Caicedo, González, Doku). A bad run for van Dijk in particular.
They last conceded as many in a whole season in 2021/22, more in 2017/18 (six).
Liverpool have conceded four goals from 24+ yards in their last 11 games in league and Europe (also Caicedo, González, Doku). A bad run for van Dijk in particular.
They last conceded as many in a whole season in 2021/22, more in 2017/18 (six).
Deflected goal from a mile out because it's 2025/26.
December 4, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Talbi's goal was from 29 yards.
Liverpool have conceded four goals from 24+ yards in their last 11 games in league and Europe (also Caicedo, González, Doku). A bad run for van Dijk in particular.
They last conceded as many in a whole season in 2021/22, more in 2017/18 (six).
Liverpool have conceded four goals from 24+ yards in their last 11 games in league and Europe (also Caicedo, González, Doku). A bad run for van Dijk in particular.
They last conceded as many in a whole season in 2021/22, more in 2017/18 (six).
Hang this in the Louvre (if Liverpool finish eighth instead of ninth).
December 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Hang this in the Louvre (if Liverpool finish eighth instead of ninth).
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RIP Steve Cropper - one of the greatest guitarists ever
December 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
RIP Steve Cropper - one of the greatest guitarists ever
Boring first half. Thrilling second half. One big chance apiece.
A draw all round.
Liverpool have got a lot of improving to do but there's life in the old dogs yet. Up the Reds.
A draw all round.
Liverpool have got a lot of improving to do but there's life in the old dogs yet. Up the Reds.
December 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Boring first half. Thrilling second half. One big chance apiece.
A draw all round.
Liverpool have got a lot of improving to do but there's life in the old dogs yet. Up the Reds.
A draw all round.
Liverpool have got a lot of improving to do but there's life in the old dogs yet. Up the Reds.
Attwell buys any old tat going.
December 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Attwell buys any old tat going.
Vastly superior version (from my Substack chat thread)
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Vastly superior version (from my Substack chat thread)
The obsession with whether the goal goes to Wirtz is hella dull.
December 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The obsession with whether the goal goes to Wirtz is hella dull.
Let it Flo, let it Flo, let it Flo!
December 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Let it Flo, let it Flo, let it Flo!
Deflected goal from a mile out because it's 2025/26.
December 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Deflected goal from a mile out because it's 2025/26.
One minute stoppage time when every set play takes that long.
On the other hand, I don't want to see any more of this.
On the other hand, I don't want to see any more of this.
December 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
One minute stoppage time when every set play takes that long.
On the other hand, I don't want to see any more of this.
On the other hand, I don't want to see any more of this.
Hopefully 2024/25 Salah was under all the face coverings and can come on in the second half.
December 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Hopefully 2024/25 Salah was under all the face coverings and can come on in the second half.
In a better universe he’s getting towards 500 by now.
December 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
In a better universe he’s getting towards 500 by now.
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AFCON 2025 will be shown on UK TV on Channel 4. The tournament takes place over the upcoming Christmas and New Year period. Most group matches will be on 4Seven/streaming, but Egypt v South Africa on Boxing Day will be shown on Channel 4 itself.
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 PM
AFCON 2025 will be shown on UK TV on Channel 4. The tournament takes place over the upcoming Christmas and New Year period. Most group matches will be on 4Seven/streaming, but Egypt v South Africa on Boxing Day will be shown on Channel 4 itself.
"Liverpool have won their last 12 Premier League matches against promoted clubs, while at Anfield they’ve won 26 of their last 28"
A preview of LFC vs Sunderland for @optaanalyst.optajoe.com:
A preview of LFC vs Sunderland for @optaanalyst.optajoe.com:
Liverpool vs Sunderland Prediction: Can Reds Follow Up Weekend Success With Win at Anfield? | Opta Analyst
We look ahead to Wednesday's MD14 Premier League game at Anfield with our Liverpool vs Sunderland prediction and preview.
theanalyst.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:06 AM
"Liverpool have won their last 12 Premier League matches against promoted clubs, while at Anfield they’ve won 26 of their last 28"
A preview of LFC vs Sunderland for @optaanalyst.optajoe.com:
A preview of LFC vs Sunderland for @optaanalyst.optajoe.com:
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Cody Gakpo was frustrating at times against West Ham but was involved in both goals. Isn't it time we focused on his positives a bit more than the negatives?
He's the subject of my latest newsletter: www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/the-fire-a...
He's the subject of my latest newsletter: www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/the-fire-a...
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Cody Gakpo was frustrating at times against West Ham but was involved in both goals. Isn't it time we focused on his positives a bit more than the negatives?
He's the subject of my latest newsletter: www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/the-fire-a...
He's the subject of my latest newsletter: www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/the-fire-a...