Andrew Beasley
@andrewbeasleyfootball.com
Freelance football writer. Links to all my stuff via https://linktr.ee/basstunedtored. Only Connect champion, New York Mets fan #LGM. Up the Reds #LFC
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This little man is my best pal Marley.
He died on Saturday.
He died on Saturday.
Martinez's header was the first big chance that the No Salah Liverpool have conceded in their four first halves.
180 first half minutes, eight shots in the box and 0.76 xG allowed. They're starting games in much more solid fashion.
Pity about the goal being disallowed but 2025/26.
180 first half minutes, eight shots in the box and 0.76 xG allowed. They're starting games in much more solid fashion.
Pity about the goal being disallowed but 2025/26.
December 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Martinez's header was the first big chance that the No Salah Liverpool have conceded in their four first halves.
180 first half minutes, eight shots in the box and 0.76 xG allowed. They're starting games in much more solid fashion.
Pity about the goal being disallowed but 2025/26.
180 first half minutes, eight shots in the box and 0.76 xG allowed. They're starting games in much more solid fashion.
Pity about the goal being disallowed but 2025/26.
Ibou loves San Siro. Get in.
December 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Ibou loves San Siro. Get in.
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Isak already looking much more involved than in previous games. Putting a shift in.
December 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Isak already looking much more involved than in previous games. Putting a shift in.
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Or maybe ban the supporters who are so furiously homophobic that they are liable to lose their shit over a flag.
Tottenham have asked fans to remove an LGBT+ flag from the North stand for tonight's game
Slavia Prague made the request over "security concerns", suggesting their fans could target it. Understand Spurs initially pushed back but have relocated it to SW-corner
#thfc
inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
Slavia Prague made the request over "security concerns", suggesting their fans could target it. Understand Spurs initially pushed back but have relocated it to SW-corner
#thfc
inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
Tottenham tell fans to move LGBT+ flag over fears of Slavia Prague backlash
Spurs attempted to fight Slavia Prague's request but have now relocated the flag
inews.co.uk
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Or maybe ban the supporters who are so furiously homophobic that they are liable to lose their shit over a flag.
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The Kenny Dalglish documentary by @asifkapadia.bsky.social is currently on Prime. It's a magnificent film about a great footballer, a great human being and two great British cities. A difficult and angering watch at times, for obvious reasons, but pretty much an essential one. #DontBuyTheSun
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The Kenny Dalglish documentary by @asifkapadia.bsky.social is currently on Prime. It's a magnificent film about a great footballer, a great human being and two great British cities. A difficult and angering watch at times, for obvious reasons, but pretty much an essential one. #DontBuyTheSun
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"Eight of the goals occurred in the last nine matches. For five of the six full seasons between 2017/18 and 2022/23, Liverpool conceded eight times or fewer from set pieces"
As the Reds are being punished from set plays, we'd better dig into the data:
www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/liverpool-...
As the Reds are being punished from set plays, we'd better dig into the data:
www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/liverpool-...
December 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
"Eight of the goals occurred in the last nine matches. For five of the six full seasons between 2017/18 and 2022/23, Liverpool conceded eight times or fewer from set pieces"
As the Reds are being punished from set plays, we'd better dig into the data:
www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/liverpool-...
As the Reds are being punished from set plays, we'd better dig into the data:
www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/liverpool-...
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Set piece misery in the latest roundup from @andrewbeasleyfootball.com ...
"Eight of the goals occurred in the last nine matches. For five of the six full seasons between 2017/18 and 2022/23, Liverpool conceded eight times or fewer from set pieces"
As the Reds are being punished from set plays, we'd better dig into the data:
www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/liverpool-...
As the Reds are being punished from set plays, we'd better dig into the data:
www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/liverpool-...
December 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Set piece misery in the latest roundup from @andrewbeasleyfootball.com ...
"Eight of the goals occurred in the last nine matches. For five of the six full seasons between 2017/18 and 2022/23, Liverpool conceded eight times or fewer from set pieces"
As the Reds are being punished from set plays, we'd better dig into the data:
www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/liverpool-...
As the Reds are being punished from set plays, we'd better dig into the data:
www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/liverpool-...
December 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
"Eight of the goals occurred in the last nine matches. For five of the six full seasons between 2017/18 and 2022/23, Liverpool conceded eight times or fewer from set pieces"
As the Reds are being punished from set plays, we'd better dig into the data:
www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/liverpool-...
As the Reds are being punished from set plays, we'd better dig into the data:
www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/liverpool-...
This little man is my best pal Marley.
He died on Saturday.
He died on Saturday.
December 8, 2025 at 9:26 AM
This little man is my best pal Marley.
He died on Saturday.
He died on Saturday.
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Music confession: I spent years thinking that "Peel session" was some kind of British music industry term. Like a special category of stripped-down studio recording
But no, fellow Americans: It turns out there's just this one guy named Peel, and those were his sessions....
But no, fellow Americans: It turns out there's just this one guy named Peel, and those were his sessions....
December 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Music confession: I spent years thinking that "Peel session" was some kind of British music industry term. Like a special category of stripped-down studio recording
But no, fellow Americans: It turns out there's just this one guy named Peel, and those were his sessions....
But no, fellow Americans: It turns out there's just this one guy named Peel, and those were his sessions....
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in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
If I had to design hell, Jonathan Pearce talking over a mumbling Rio Ferdinand would probably feature.
December 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
If I had to design hell, Jonathan Pearce talking over a mumbling Rio Ferdinand would probably feature.
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His name is Rio, finds it hard to understand.
So here's some schoolkids come to lend a helping hand.
So here's some schoolkids come to lend a helping hand.
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
His name is Rio, finds it hard to understand.
So here's some schoolkids come to lend a helping hand.
So here's some schoolkids come to lend a helping hand.
The length of the draw is a good warm up for the 72 match group stage that will eliminate just 16 teams, most of whom you could guess now.
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The length of the draw is a good warm up for the 72 match group stage that will eliminate just 16 teams, most of whom you could guess now.
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"If I'd known I'd have to sit through an hour of Gianni Infantino I'd have just played a square ball" - Kieran Tierney
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"If I'd known I'd have to sit through an hour of Gianni Infantino I'd have just played a square ball" - Kieran Tierney
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but please repost www.drownedinsound.org/how-to-suppo...
How To Support The Music You're Obsessed With
Find out how you can support the music you love
www.drownedinsound.org
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but please repost www.drownedinsound.org/how-to-suppo...
Page 302 for me. Bamboozle top over on Teletext.
Ceefax Unwrapped telling me the five pages I’ve used most this year:
1) Top 40, numbers 40-31
2) Subtitles for Scooby Doo to see how they spell his dialogue
3) Pic of Len Murray made out of pound signs
4) Subtitles for New Shmoo (see 2)
5) Pic of Norman Willis made out of ampersands
1) Top 40, numbers 40-31
2) Subtitles for Scooby Doo to see how they spell his dialogue
3) Pic of Len Murray made out of pound signs
4) Subtitles for New Shmoo (see 2)
5) Pic of Norman Willis made out of ampersands
December 5, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Page 302 for me. Bamboozle top over on Teletext.
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My Spotify wrapped summary is that my band took all our music off Spotify because the company’s CEO invests the billions which he doesn’t pay artists on AI drone weapons tech.
Ditch Spotify. Pay artists. Redistribute wealth. Stop war. Happy Christmas!
Ditch Spotify. Pay artists. Redistribute wealth. Stop war. Happy Christmas!
December 5, 2025 at 9:11 AM
My Spotify wrapped summary is that my band took all our music off Spotify because the company’s CEO invests the billions which he doesn’t pay artists on AI drone weapons tech.
Ditch Spotify. Pay artists. Redistribute wealth. Stop war. Happy Christmas!
Ditch Spotify. Pay artists. Redistribute wealth. Stop war. Happy Christmas!
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Today, as every day, we remember Diogo Jota on what would have been his 29th birthday.
All of our love, thoughts and prayers continue to be with his wife Rute, his children, parents and all of his family and friends, as well as those of his brother, Andre.
Forever in our hearts, forever our [1/2]
All of our love, thoughts and prayers continue to be with his wife Rute, his children, parents and all of his family and friends, as well as those of his brother, Andre.
Forever in our hearts, forever our [1/2]
December 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Today, as every day, we remember Diogo Jota on what would have been his 29th birthday.
All of our love, thoughts and prayers continue to be with his wife Rute, his children, parents and all of his family and friends, as well as those of his brother, Andre.
Forever in our hearts, forever our [1/2]
All of our love, thoughts and prayers continue to be with his wife Rute, his children, parents and all of his family and friends, as well as those of his brother, Andre.
Forever in our hearts, forever our [1/2]
Talbi's goal was from 29 yards.
Liverpool have conceded four goals from 24+ yards in their last 11 games in league and Europe (also Caicedo, González, Doku). A bad run for van Dijk in particular.
They last conceded as many in a whole season in 2021/22, more in 2017/18 (six).
Liverpool have conceded four goals from 24+ yards in their last 11 games in league and Europe (also Caicedo, González, Doku). A bad run for van Dijk in particular.
They last conceded as many in a whole season in 2021/22, more in 2017/18 (six).
Deflected goal from a mile out because it's 2025/26.
December 4, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Talbi's goal was from 29 yards.
Liverpool have conceded four goals from 24+ yards in their last 11 games in league and Europe (also Caicedo, González, Doku). A bad run for van Dijk in particular.
They last conceded as many in a whole season in 2021/22, more in 2017/18 (six).
Liverpool have conceded four goals from 24+ yards in their last 11 games in league and Europe (also Caicedo, González, Doku). A bad run for van Dijk in particular.
They last conceded as many in a whole season in 2021/22, more in 2017/18 (six).
Hang this in the Louvre (if Liverpool finish eighth instead of ninth).
December 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Hang this in the Louvre (if Liverpool finish eighth instead of ninth).
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RIP Steve Cropper - one of the greatest guitarists ever
December 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
RIP Steve Cropper - one of the greatest guitarists ever
Boring first half. Thrilling second half. One big chance apiece.
A draw all round.
Liverpool have got a lot of improving to do but there's life in the old dogs yet. Up the Reds.
A draw all round.
Liverpool have got a lot of improving to do but there's life in the old dogs yet. Up the Reds.
December 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Boring first half. Thrilling second half. One big chance apiece.
A draw all round.
Liverpool have got a lot of improving to do but there's life in the old dogs yet. Up the Reds.
A draw all round.
Liverpool have got a lot of improving to do but there's life in the old dogs yet. Up the Reds.
Attwell buys any old tat going.
December 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Attwell buys any old tat going.