Andrew Beasley
@andrewbeasleyfootball.com
Freelance football writer. Links to all my stuff via https://linktr.ee/basstunedtored. Only Connect champion, New York Mets fan #LGM. Up the Reds #LFC
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This little man is my best pal Marley.
He died on Saturday.
He died on Saturday.
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My tribute to Rob Reiner as Marty DiBergi.
December 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
My tribute to Rob Reiner as Marty DiBergi.
This new Hercules and Love Affair EP is good. Like Roisin Murphy but without the transphobia. tidal.com/album/470704...
Hercules And Love Affair & Hips & Lips - Someone Else Is Calling EP
Listen to Someone Else Is Calling EP on TIDAL
tidal.com
December 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
This new Hercules and Love Affair EP is good. Like Roisin Murphy but without the transphobia. tidal.com/album/470704...
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Life is cruel. Look after your loved ones and try not to be a dick head. Tough times ❤️
December 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Life is cruel. Look after your loved ones and try not to be a dick head. Tough times ❤️
There’s a pet food bank at my local supermarket.
Some people can’t afford to feed their pets, much less themselves, in one of the richest countries in the world.
Some people can’t afford to feed their pets, much less themselves, in one of the richest countries in the world.
December 15, 2025 at 10:22 AM
There’s a pet food bank at my local supermarket.
Some people can’t afford to feed their pets, much less themselves, in one of the richest countries in the world.
Some people can’t afford to feed their pets, much less themselves, in one of the richest countries in the world.
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
Inconceivable news to wake up to regarding Rob Reiner and his wife. We’ve lost a great.
December 15, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Inconceivable news to wake up to regarding Rob Reiner and his wife. We’ve lost a great.
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If you're looking for gift ideas (or gifts for yourself, the best kind!) take a look at my 'bookshop' here.
If you buy one of the books via my link, I receive a small commission - which will probably be spent on more books!! It's win-win 📚 📚 📚
uk.bookshop.org/shop/10mh
If you buy one of the books via my link, I receive a small commission - which will probably be spent on more books!! It's win-win 📚 📚 📚
uk.bookshop.org/shop/10mh
ten million hardbacks Bookshop UK
Too many great books for one lifetime. Let us help you find the ones worth reading. Book reviews, author interviews and more from writers based in Liverpool and Tokyo.
uk.bookshop.org
December 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
If you're looking for gift ideas (or gifts for yourself, the best kind!) take a look at my 'bookshop' here.
If you buy one of the books via my link, I receive a small commission - which will probably be spent on more books!! It's win-win 📚 📚 📚
uk.bookshop.org/shop/10mh
If you buy one of the books via my link, I receive a small commission - which will probably be spent on more books!! It's win-win 📚 📚 📚
uk.bookshop.org/shop/10mh
Fantastic battling point for LFCW.
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Fantastic battling point for LFCW.
Hugo Ekitike is the 31st different player Mohamed Salah has assisted for Liverpool.
Most common:
Mané 17
Firmino 14
Gakpo 10
Diaz 7
Jota and Trent 6
Most common:
Mané 17
Firmino 14
Gakpo 10
Diaz 7
Jota and Trent 6
December 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Hugo Ekitike is the 31st different player Mohamed Salah has assisted for Liverpool.
Most common:
Mané 17
Firmino 14
Gakpo 10
Diaz 7
Jota and Trent 6
Most common:
Mané 17
Firmino 14
Gakpo 10
Diaz 7
Jota and Trent 6
Ekitike is the first Liverpool player to have seven shots in a game in any competition this season.
December 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Ekitike is the first Liverpool player to have seven shots in a game in any competition this season.
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277 - Mo Salah has 277 goal involvements for Liverpool in the Premier League (188 goals, 89 assists) - now the all-time record by a player for a single club in the competition, overtaking Wayne Rooney's 276 for Manchester United (183 goals, 93 assists). Only.
December 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
277 - Mo Salah has 277 goal involvements for Liverpool in the Premier League (188 goals, 89 assists) - now the all-time record by a player for a single club in the competition, overtaking Wayne Rooney's 276 for Manchester United (183 goals, 93 assists). Only.
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While the Divorced Sitcom Writer continues on his decade-long tantrum that nobody wants to work with him & listen to his bile any more, Robin Ince voluntarily resigns with dignity from his show because he wouldn't just be quiet in his support of marginalised people.
What a world.
What a world.
December 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
While the Divorced Sitcom Writer continues on his decade-long tantrum that nobody wants to work with him & listen to his bile any more, Robin Ince voluntarily resigns with dignity from his show because he wouldn't just be quiet in his support of marginalised people.
What a world.
What a world.
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The countdown begins
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Drowned in Sound's 25 Favourite Albums of 2025: 25-11
It's albums of the year o'clock! The best? Maybe. Our favourites? Definitely. Words by Sean Adams & Emma Wilkes.
www.drownedinsound.org
December 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The countdown begins
We’re a totally independent publication so we would really appreciate you reposting or spreading the word however you can www.drownedinsound.org/drowned-in-s...
We’re a totally independent publication so we would really appreciate you reposting or spreading the word however you can www.drownedinsound.org/drowned-in-s...
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Used Liverpool’s tendency to “win” games on xG as a topical Trojan horse to debunk the concept of winning on xG, and why xPoints tables often produce league standings that are clearly nonsense
www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
December 13, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Used Liverpool’s tendency to “win” games on xG as a topical Trojan horse to debunk the concept of winning on xG, and why xPoints tables often produce league standings that are clearly nonsense
www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
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Thanks to @distancecovered.bsky.social, @bychrissmith.bsky.social, Chloe Bloxam, @adamlsmith.bsky.social and @andrewbeasleyfootball.com for giving their views on you-know-who to @sport.theguardian.com.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
‘Mo has misjudged the mood’: five Liverpool fans on the Salah saga
We ask supporters for their take on the Egyptian’s standoff with the club before Saturday’s game against Brighton
www.theguardian.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Thanks to @distancecovered.bsky.social, @bychrissmith.bsky.social, Chloe Bloxam, @adamlsmith.bsky.social and @andrewbeasleyfootball.com for giving their views on you-know-who to @sport.theguardian.com.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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"Until they become assists, our red light. Goal conceded, damage inflicted. Billy Ocean had it right years ago."
I stumbled across a traffic light system for ranking opposition passes. It turns out Liverpool are stuck in a jam.
My Friday newsletter: www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/turning-th...
I stumbled across a traffic light system for ranking opposition passes. It turns out Liverpool are stuck in a jam.
My Friday newsletter: www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/turning-th...
December 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
"Until they become assists, our red light. Goal conceded, damage inflicted. Billy Ocean had it right years ago."
I stumbled across a traffic light system for ranking opposition passes. It turns out Liverpool are stuck in a jam.
My Friday newsletter: www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/turning-th...
I stumbled across a traffic light system for ranking opposition passes. It turns out Liverpool are stuck in a jam.
My Friday newsletter: www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/turning-th...
There's a Liverpool theme to most of my FPL picks for @optaanalyst.optajoe.com this week...
The 10% Club: Opta's Best Under-the-Radar FPL Picks for Gameweek 16 | Opta Analyst
Who are the best players to add to your FPL team for Gameweek 16 of 2025-26? We use Opta data to bring you our under-the-radar picks.
theanalyst.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
There's a Liverpool theme to most of my FPL picks for @optaanalyst.optajoe.com this week...
YES 🔥🔥🔥
December 12, 2025 at 10:29 AM
YES 🔥🔥🔥
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Unfortunately I did not pay for Premium Grandma w/out Ads and had to settle for free Grandma, and she starts every conversation telling me it would be cool if I got a job with ICE.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Unfortunately I did not pay for Premium Grandma w/out Ads and had to settle for free Grandma, and she starts every conversation telling me it would be cool if I got a job with ICE.
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LFC have conceded 0.47 non-penalty xGA per game over the last 4 games. This probably does not feel right because of the goal off Virgil’s behind and the inane second half at Leeds, but it is an excellent defensive effort. As Andrew points out, need to find attacking balance but a solid foundation.
Rafa Benitez has a small blanket. Arne Slot has borrowed it.
Liverpool have conceded fewer chances since tightening up their right side, but have created less. Is that trade off worth it?
Guess what? Here's a look at some data #shock www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/arne-slot-...
Liverpool have conceded fewer chances since tightening up their right side, but have created less. Is that trade off worth it?
Guess what? Here's a look at some data #shock www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/arne-slot-...
December 11, 2025 at 9:45 AM
LFC have conceded 0.47 non-penalty xGA per game over the last 4 games. This probably does not feel right because of the goal off Virgil’s behind and the inane second half at Leeds, but it is an excellent defensive effort. As Andrew points out, need to find attacking balance but a solid foundation.
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Your post round analysis is not complete until you've referred to the Beasleytabelle.
Champions League performance after week 6.
Liverpool's weird season laid bare. Inter the inverse.
The Reds are one of four English teams in ninth to 13th. There's a bunfight coming.
Liverpool's weird season laid bare. Inter the inverse.
The Reds are one of four English teams in ninth to 13th. There's a bunfight coming.
December 11, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Your post round analysis is not complete until you've referred to the Beasleytabelle.
Champions League performance after week 6.
Liverpool's weird season laid bare. Inter the inverse.
The Reds are one of four English teams in ninth to 13th. There's a bunfight coming.
Liverpool's weird season laid bare. Inter the inverse.
The Reds are one of four English teams in ninth to 13th. There's a bunfight coming.
December 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Champions League performance after week 6.
Liverpool's weird season laid bare. Inter the inverse.
The Reds are one of four English teams in ninth to 13th. There's a bunfight coming.
Liverpool's weird season laid bare. Inter the inverse.
The Reds are one of four English teams in ninth to 13th. There's a bunfight coming.