Aspiring Town Crazy/Prophet of Doom
@livingdeadpunk.bsky.social
Likes: Horror, Halloween, cycling, comics, and kitties, and MtG, TnA, CLE, and ILUs.
Christmas doggy double feature. One of these was way better than the other. The good one is NOT the one with an Oscar winner.
December 18, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Christmas doggy double feature. One of these was way better than the other. The good one is NOT the one with an Oscar winner.
I got mobbed by deer cutting through the cemetery. It was delightful! And also scary. They wouldn't let me leave and they had some sharp looking antlers.
December 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I got mobbed by deer cutting through the cemetery. It was delightful! And also scary. They wouldn't let me leave and they had some sharp looking antlers.
Is this Baby It's Cold Outside: The Motion Picture? #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Is this Baby It's Cold Outside: The Motion Picture? #TheLastDriveIn
#TeamMealsOnWheels? #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 5:28 AM
December 13, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Oh no, Jeremy Renner! #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Oh no, Jeremy Renner! #TheLastDriveIn
I personally feel like this is one of the most Christmassy of all the Christmas specials. Or maybe it's just me. I DID just eat half a fruit cake. #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I personally feel like this is one of the most Christmassy of all the Christmas specials. Or maybe it's just me. I DID just eat half a fruit cake. #TheLastDriveIn
It's like if Ski School was a horror movie. Too bad Dean Cameron isn't in this. Really would've elevated the whole thing to just below Rockula status. #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 5:02 AM
It's like if Ski School was a horror movie. Too bad Dean Cameron isn't in this. Really would've elevated the whole thing to just below Rockula status. #TheLastDriveIn
It's the under lighting. If you're ever lucky enough to be in a hot tub with a lovely woman with the lights under the water illuminating her nekkid undercarriage as snow falls and gets caught in the spirals of the updraft of steam... It sticks with ya. CINEMATIC! #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
It's the under lighting. If you're ever lucky enough to be in a hot tub with a lovely woman with the lights under the water illuminating her nekkid undercarriage as snow falls and gets caught in the spirals of the updraft of steam... It sticks with ya. CINEMATIC! #TheLastDriveIn
Man, how long would you have to use the plunger to get a human head to flush? #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Man, how long would you have to use the plunger to get a human head to flush? #TheLastDriveIn
I really appreciate the charity aspect of these Christmas shows. More than just this special is Cold and Cruel in this world and the reminder that there are people who aren't is always nice and often necessary. Love y'all. #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I really appreciate the charity aspect of these Christmas shows. More than just this special is Cold and Cruel in this world and the reminder that there are people who aren't is always nice and often necessary. Love y'all. #TheLastDriveIn
We've all heard of Elf on the Shelf, but this lady is in a pickle with a sickle. #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
We've all heard of Elf on the Shelf, but this lady is in a pickle with a sickle. #TheLastDriveIn
I know what goes in that cup. #TheLastDriveIn
a man in a suit and tie says egg nog on a television screen
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says egg nog on a television screen
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December 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I know what goes in that cup. #TheLastDriveIn
I just realized that I made no sense here. Lol. #TheLastDriveIn
When the Curtains match the drape fantasy. #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I just realized that I made no sense here. Lol. #TheLastDriveIn
When the Curtains match the drape fantasy. #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
When the Curtains match the drape fantasy. #TheLastDriveIn
TV time in this place is like dinner time with the Sawyers. No thank you. I'll stay in my room. #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
TV time in this place is like dinner time with the Sawyers. No thank you. I'll stay in my room. #TheLastDriveIn
Supervised breast fondling? We call those intimacy coordinators nowadays. #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Supervised breast fondling? We call those intimacy coordinators nowadays. #TheLastDriveIn
I have come here for scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of Christmasses long, long ago
... and I'm all out of tales of the glories of Christmasses long, long ago. #TheLastDriveIn
... and I'm all out of tales of the glories of Christmasses long, long ago. #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I have come here for scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of Christmasses long, long ago
... and I'm all out of tales of the glories of Christmasses long, long ago. #TheLastDriveIn
... and I'm all out of tales of the glories of Christmasses long, long ago. #TheLastDriveIn
MORE X-MAS! Oh. What. Fun. is kind of eh, whatever. But Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas is the shit. I can't believe I never watched it until now.
December 12, 2025 at 5:54 AM
MORE X-MAS! Oh. What. Fun. is kind of eh, whatever. But Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas is the shit. I can't believe I never watched it until now.
Worst part about winter... When the air has been so dry, even with a humidifier, and you try to fit your mouth around the giant sandwich you just made and you feel your lip start to split before you can even get a good bite.
December 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Worst part about winter... When the air has been so dry, even with a humidifier, and you try to fit your mouth around the giant sandwich you just made and you feel your lip start to split before you can even get a good bite.
Starting the Christmas viewing. FINALLY. I'm starting late.
December 3, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Starting the Christmas viewing. FINALLY. I'm starting late.
My neighbors have one string of icicle lights that completely are not even close to matching all the rest of their icicle lights and I wish I could be the type of person that could just do that. How much easier would my life be if was?
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
My neighbors have one string of icicle lights that completely are not even close to matching all the rest of their icicle lights and I wish I could be the type of person that could just do that. How much easier would my life be if was?
When you're shopping online and see a bad ass hoodie cheap af and you're like, "Oh, I am definitely getting that," but then it's only for toddlers. WTF?! Why are none of the cool dinosaur print clothes never in adult men's sizes?
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
When you're shopping online and see a bad ass hoodie cheap af and you're like, "Oh, I am definitely getting that," but then it's only for toddlers. WTF?! Why are none of the cool dinosaur print clothes never in adult men's sizes?
Sometimes being a relentless engine of utter destruction that shatters everything he touches gets annoying.
I need a new snow shovel. Old one snapped in half. I was shoveling in shorts and a t-shirt. I had to finish the job, under-dressed, taking longer than expected, with half a broken shovel.
I need a new snow shovel. Old one snapped in half. I was shoveling in shorts and a t-shirt. I had to finish the job, under-dressed, taking longer than expected, with half a broken shovel.
November 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Sometimes being a relentless engine of utter destruction that shatters everything he touches gets annoying.
I need a new snow shovel. Old one snapped in half. I was shoveling in shorts and a t-shirt. I had to finish the job, under-dressed, taking longer than expected, with half a broken shovel.
I need a new snow shovel. Old one snapped in half. I was shoveling in shorts and a t-shirt. I had to finish the job, under-dressed, taking longer than expected, with half a broken shovel.