I thought it was funny.

I think he's done a decent job of saying what's happening and implying the who without turning the live watches into a battleground. I'm seeing a bit of CHUD meltdowns going on over at the other site, but not as much as I would expect. #TheLastDriveIn

As a man in Ohio, yes, I am undateable.

Why the fuck would you not try every cookie? Anyone that tells you not to taste every cookie is broken inside. They don't feel joy at sampling a variety of amazing different things. They probably don't go outside at night to take pictures of the moon. Ignore anyone who says not to eat the cookies.