Lizi Patch
@lizipatch.bsky.social
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‘Once you don’t have a place to go you can go anywhere’ Ai Weiwei Freelance director, artist, playwright, dramaturg. Profile 📸 Chris Coote Photography lizipatch.com
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#FebruARTY #FishyFeb

Oil on canvas. A large one!

#Painting #artyear #abstractart
Hard to describe! But an oil painting on large canvas - the background moves from ultramarine to pastel pinks to cerulean and then cobalt ish blue. The foreground is individual multicolour swirls with simple multicolour fish in amongst them.
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So happy to hear this! x
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No I’ll check it out. Thanks Lance. Hope you’re well and writing?
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I feel like that’s all anyone talks about tbh. What is extraordinary is that it happened and it continues.
gtconway.bsky.social
This current American presidential administration is run by people who are quite obviously mentally ill, and we need to start talking about that.
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Some forest bathing today 😊💚
I have a lot on my mind (don’t we all?!) but this always always helps. These trees were here before me and will probably outlast us all. It helps. #autumnmagic #forestbathing #selfcare #bloomscrolling #canopy #eastcoastkin #wellbeing #
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Something to celebrate (makes second cup of tea) 🙌🏼
drsimevans.carbonbrief.org
NEW: Something remarkable happened recently and hardly anyone noticed – GB electricity demand was 100% covered by clean power

We took a look at the data and this has happened for a record 87 hours in 2025 to date, twice as often as ever before

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www.carbonbrief.org/...
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Never mind all this negative bullshit …. Look at my repurposing an old chest of drawers into a wood store. You’re welcome #nicethings
Reposted by Lizi Patch
lewisgoodall.com
Detail will be important but this is an important announcement. Since Osborne’s abolition of grants we’ve had the invidious situation where the poorest students have been getting more indebted than richer ones, who are supported by parents.
www.gov.uk/government/n...
Targeted maintenance grants for students to be reintroduced
Disadvantaged students studying priority courses will benefit from extra financial support to access and excel in higher education.
www.gov.uk
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Have a lovely day Susan. And TJ asks for prompting me to go out into the garden and take some snaps. Love autumn.
Crab apples against a blue sky.
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Something for #BlueSkyMonday and #MacroMonday 😊🌞
My quince tree bearing fruit and my little Aeonium in the sunshine today.
#EastCoastKin
A close up of 3 quince’s hanging on a tree with the blue sky behind A close up of a beautiful purple and like green succulent Aeonium.
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I like to think there was no one else waiting at the bar.
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My happy place 🌳 🌞

#photography #nature #blueskyartshow #forest #art #scape #landscape #stunday #travel #shadows #photohour #trees #bluesky #dalbyforest
Dappled sunshine through pine trees at Dalby Forest
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My name is Lizi Patch and I’m a Lebkuchen Heartaholic.

(And Lidl are enabling my addiction by selling these waaaaay before Xmas)
My hand holding a packet of Lebkuchen Hearts. Milk chocolate and Apricot.  
God they’re so so so good.
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Ye same. But we don’t know the facts. This was just a fun Bluesky post. And also ‘toeing the line or else’ opened doors to all sorts of misuse of parental ‘power’ in my experience. Respect has to be earnt.
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Haha my questions are less accusatory- I just think it has the beginnings of a good tv drama 😁
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I actually know someone like that.
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No one likes a show off.
But I’m prepared to be disliked on this occasion.
A screenshot of a Wordle where I got the word in 2 attempts. The text reads ‘Very lucky first word!!!’ Text exchange which reads: 

Amazing to get it in 2 
How you feeling? 

I replied 
‘Like a Wordle elite’
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Yes - maybe s/he was saving their breath for that one note and because it was so perfect s/he’s put it back in the case for another 15 yrs.
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I have so many questions:
What time was it? How old were these kids? What sort of pizza? …
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I did find myself laughing out loud - after I realised no one was breaking in….

(Breaking wind - yes)
😂 💨
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This is true - it was giving brass section …
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*live. Not Libra 🙄
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This reminds me of the Enchilda ‘kit’ in my local Co op.
*Just add*
- Chicken
- Peppers
- Tomatoes
- Onions
- Cheese

… so you’re just selling me some tortillas?
authorizedmusings.bsky.social
"this macaroni and cheese only has three ingredients!"

*starts with water, macaroni, and salt*

*adds more ingredients*

LIAR!
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So I just heard my next door neighbour fart and my walls are REALLY thick. Like 18th century thick. I would not want to be on the other side of that wall. And a couple Libra there. So I sure as hell hope the other one is out. For days.