Lizzy Perkins
@lizzyjperkins.bsky.social
Happily Married Writer (attending uni - BA in Creative Writing) - Textile Artist - Administrative Professional #WritingCommunity #vss365
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'Gabe, please let me organise your birthday.'
'No, Pixie! I do not want kazoo playing goblins, bee pinatas, or a dragon egg whose mum will turn up to reclaim.'
'We could go low key. A #bouncy castle.'
'I suppose that's acceptable.'
'Great. We're going to need a LOT of jello.'
Groan
#vss365
'No, Pixie! I do not want kazoo playing goblins, bee pinatas, or a dragon egg whose mum will turn up to reclaim.'
'We could go low key. A #bouncy castle.'
'I suppose that's acceptable.'
'Great. We're going to need a LOT of jello.'
Groan
#vss365
February 18, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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how long will we stay
calling love
a promised land?
what do we know of it
if pleasure is all we name?
it is touch
fever
the #bouncy pulse
of bare skin
but also dark & blues
madness fused
with wisdom
a door flung wide
past the senses
both the wings
& the abyss
#FromOneLine 406 #vss365 #blueskypoets
calling love
a promised land?
what do we know of it
if pleasure is all we name?
it is touch
fever
the #bouncy pulse
of bare skin
but also dark & blues
madness fused
with wisdom
a door flung wide
past the senses
both the wings
& the abyss
#FromOneLine 406 #vss365 #blueskypoets
February 18, 2026 at 4:50 PM
how long will we stay
calling love
a promised land?
what do we know of it
if pleasure is all we name?
it is touch
fever
the #bouncy pulse
of bare skin
but also dark & blues
madness fused
with wisdom
a door flung wide
past the senses
both the wings
& the abyss
#FromOneLine 406 #vss365 #blueskypoets
calling love
a promised land?
what do we know of it
if pleasure is all we name?
it is touch
fever
the #bouncy pulse
of bare skin
but also dark & blues
madness fused
with wisdom
a door flung wide
past the senses
both the wings
& the abyss
#FromOneLine 406 #vss365 #blueskypoets
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#poetry
When broken waves
Bounce #bouncy on seas
To shores of forgotten promises
Shadowing tides gasp
To reach the sky for mercy
Before hearts sink forever-lie
Treasures under the sea
Precious so out of grasp
Broken promises broken sea shells
Sandcastles tear away
#vss365 📸 Astragal
When broken waves
Bounce #bouncy on seas
To shores of forgotten promises
Shadowing tides gasp
To reach the sky for mercy
Before hearts sink forever-lie
Treasures under the sea
Precious so out of grasp
Broken promises broken sea shells
Sandcastles tear away
#vss365 📸 Astragal
February 18, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Jewel was flouncy and a bit #bouncy. She couldn’t keep still but kept busy looking after everyone. She baked cakes for charity sales, knitted socks for the soldiers, and looked after the waifs and strays. Her funeral was attended by the whole of the East End of London #vss365
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February 18, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz
Issue 73
(First published 29th May 2024)
Would you vote for him?
Don't forget to check out the other issues of the Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz over at my blog:
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#Comic #riztherogue
Issue 73
(First published 29th May 2024)
Would you vote for him?
Don't forget to check out the other issues of the Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz over at my blog:
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#Comic #riztherogue
February 17, 2026 at 3:25 PM
The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz
Issue 73
(First published 29th May 2024)
Would you vote for him?
Don't forget to check out the other issues of the Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz over at my blog:
tstpjm.blogspot.com
#Comic #riztherogue
Issue 73
(First published 29th May 2024)
Would you vote for him?
Don't forget to check out the other issues of the Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz over at my blog:
tstpjm.blogspot.com
#Comic #riztherogue
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February 17, 2026 at 11:45 AM
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' #Enchanted, they were, Pixie. Didn't know what I was whining about. She's so sweet & funny, they said. Of course she wouldn't accidentally burn down my house. You've turned my own family against me, you miniature menace!'
Giggle. 'Rule one, Gabe. Never beef with a pixie.'
#vss365
Giggle. 'Rule one, Gabe. Never beef with a pixie.'
#vss365
February 16, 2026 at 5:28 PM
' #Enchanted, they were, Pixie. Didn't know what I was whining about. She's so sweet & funny, they said. Of course she wouldn't accidentally burn down my house. You've turned my own family against me, you miniature menace!'
Giggle. 'Rule one, Gabe. Never beef with a pixie.'
#vss365
Giggle. 'Rule one, Gabe. Never beef with a pixie.'
#vss365
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"Ehhh, didn't realise wen I sed you'd do dis job dat it wud send us ta dis #mountainous place," Riz said.
"Firstly, yeah thanks for making me do all the work as usual!" I huffed. "Secondly, its Ben Nevis! What did you expect!"
"Ta be home ta watch ma soaps?"
#vss365 #riztherogue
"Firstly, yeah thanks for making me do all the work as usual!" I huffed. "Secondly, its Ben Nevis! What did you expect!"
"Ta be home ta watch ma soaps?"
#vss365 #riztherogue
February 17, 2026 at 3:23 PM
"Ehhh, didn't realise wen I sed you'd do dis job dat it wud send us ta dis #mountainous place," Riz said.
"Firstly, yeah thanks for making me do all the work as usual!" I huffed. "Secondly, its Ben Nevis! What did you expect!"
"Ta be home ta watch ma soaps?"
#vss365 #riztherogue
"Firstly, yeah thanks for making me do all the work as usual!" I huffed. "Secondly, its Ben Nevis! What did you expect!"
"Ta be home ta watch ma soaps?"
#vss365 #riztherogue
Jerry the whale was, how can I put it… #mountainous. Nope, he wasn’t hilly… he was huge. He tried to diet and exercise but, well, just wasn’t motivated. That is until Nora arrived. She wiggled and dived and sent him crazy. He lost so much weight he looked like a dolphin #vss365
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February 17, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Jerry the whale was, how can I put it… #mountainous. Nope, he wasn’t hilly… he was huge. He tried to diet and exercise but, well, just wasn’t motivated. That is until Nora arrived. She wiggled and dived and sent him crazy. He lost so much weight he looked like a dolphin #vss365
Mabel sat in a deep armchair at the window looking over the scented garden to the woods beyond. She didn’t see the #enchanted peacocks or the magical red squirrels. She didn’t smell the delicate roses. She didn’t taste the golden strawberries. She stared; slowly dying #vss365
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February 16, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Mabel sat in a deep armchair at the window looking over the scented garden to the woods beyond. She didn’t see the #enchanted peacocks or the magical red squirrels. She didn’t smell the delicate roses. She didn’t taste the golden strawberries. She stared; slowly dying #vss365
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The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz
Issue 72
(First published 22nd May 2024)
There's more hobbies he has to be fair
Don't forget to check out the other issues of the Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz over at my blog:
tstpjm.blogspot.com
#Comic #riztherogue
Issue 72
(First published 22nd May 2024)
There's more hobbies he has to be fair
Don't forget to check out the other issues of the Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz over at my blog:
tstpjm.blogspot.com
#Comic #riztherogue
February 16, 2026 at 4:27 PM
The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz
Issue 72
(First published 22nd May 2024)
There's more hobbies he has to be fair
Don't forget to check out the other issues of the Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz over at my blog:
tstpjm.blogspot.com
#Comic #riztherogue
Issue 72
(First published 22nd May 2024)
There's more hobbies he has to be fair
Don't forget to check out the other issues of the Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz over at my blog:
tstpjm.blogspot.com
#Comic #riztherogue
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“Do not take the shortcut. The portents are bad.” She shivered.
***
“Old bat! Not taking the long way!” He pressed on.
“But…” His younger brother hurried.
Twining red flowers bedecked the road, spewing lovely fragrances.
“Crap. #Enchanted.” He fell. #vss365
***
“Old bat! Not taking the long way!” He pressed on.
“But…” His younger brother hurried.
Twining red flowers bedecked the road, spewing lovely fragrances.
“Crap. #Enchanted.” He fell. #vss365
February 16, 2026 at 3:27 PM
“Do not take the shortcut. The portents are bad.” She shivered.
***
“Old bat! Not taking the long way!” He pressed on.
“But…” His younger brother hurried.
Twining red flowers bedecked the road, spewing lovely fragrances.
“Crap. #Enchanted.” He fell. #vss365
***
“Old bat! Not taking the long way!” He pressed on.
“But…” His younger brother hurried.
Twining red flowers bedecked the road, spewing lovely fragrances.
“Crap. #Enchanted.” He fell. #vss365
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Summers breeze
And Winters chill
Both wear the #enchanted
On their sleeves
Bare limbs of trees
Snug in snowy blankets
And carefree blossoms
Swaying their perfume
In the air
Intoxicating us with their charm
We become magical
Stories in the making
#vss365 #poetry
And Winters chill
Both wear the #enchanted
On their sleeves
Bare limbs of trees
Snug in snowy blankets
And carefree blossoms
Swaying their perfume
In the air
Intoxicating us with their charm
We become magical
Stories in the making
#vss365 #poetry
February 16, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Summers breeze
And Winters chill
Both wear the #enchanted
On their sleeves
Bare limbs of trees
Snug in snowy blankets
And carefree blossoms
Swaying their perfume
In the air
Intoxicating us with their charm
We become magical
Stories in the making
#vss365 #poetry
And Winters chill
Both wear the #enchanted
On their sleeves
Bare limbs of trees
Snug in snowy blankets
And carefree blossoms
Swaying their perfume
In the air
Intoxicating us with their charm
We become magical
Stories in the making
#vss365 #poetry
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"Ey, Brennnn..." Riz said, stretching my name.
Knowing that he wanted something, I answered hesitantly.
"Yes?"
"Do ya want ya shoes #enchanted?"
"No."
"Y not?"
"Remember last time?"
"No?"
"You made my shoes go 200 mph. My legs weren't designed to do that!"
#vss365 #riztherogue
Knowing that he wanted something, I answered hesitantly.
"Yes?"
"Do ya want ya shoes #enchanted?"
"No."
"Y not?"
"Remember last time?"
"No?"
"You made my shoes go 200 mph. My legs weren't designed to do that!"
#vss365 #riztherogue
February 16, 2026 at 4:56 PM
"Ey, Brennnn..." Riz said, stretching my name.
Knowing that he wanted something, I answered hesitantly.
"Yes?"
"Do ya want ya shoes #enchanted?"
"No."
"Y not?"
"Remember last time?"
"No?"
"You made my shoes go 200 mph. My legs weren't designed to do that!"
#vss365 #riztherogue
Knowing that he wanted something, I answered hesitantly.
"Yes?"
"Do ya want ya shoes #enchanted?"
"No."
"Y not?"
"Remember last time?"
"No?"
"You made my shoes go 200 mph. My legs weren't designed to do that!"
#vss365 #riztherogue
My newt, Trevor, is #minuscule. A tiny little green monster who gets into dreadful scrapes. Such as the day he hid under a primrose until Greg the field mouse came by. He leapt out and scared Greg so badly that Greg’s mum locked Trevor in the loo for ages! #vss365
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February 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
My newt, Trevor, is #minuscule. A tiny little green monster who gets into dreadful scrapes. Such as the day he hid under a primrose until Greg the field mouse came by. He leapt out and scared Greg so badly that Greg’s mum locked Trevor in the loo for ages! #vss365
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"Bah, anotha job wasted!" Riz complained.
"You did bite the cilent."
"She sed ma charm waz #miniscule! I'm da most charmin rat eva!"
"When you go around biting people?"
"Dey deserved it! So it don't count."
"You bit me this morning!"
"Ya took da last rolo!"
#vss365 #riztherogue
"You did bite the cilent."
"She sed ma charm waz #miniscule! I'm da most charmin rat eva!"
"When you go around biting people?"
"Dey deserved it! So it don't count."
"You bit me this morning!"
"Ya took da last rolo!"
#vss365 #riztherogue
February 15, 2026 at 2:41 PM
"Bah, anotha job wasted!" Riz complained.
"You did bite the cilent."
"She sed ma charm waz #miniscule! I'm da most charmin rat eva!"
"When you go around biting people?"
"Dey deserved it! So it don't count."
"You bit me this morning!"
"Ya took da last rolo!"
#vss365 #riztherogue
"You did bite the cilent."
"She sed ma charm waz #miniscule! I'm da most charmin rat eva!"
"When you go around biting people?"
"Dey deserved it! So it don't count."
"You bit me this morning!"
"Ya took da last rolo!"
#vss365 #riztherogue
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'I'll have you know, Gabe, that all my experiments are based on sound pixie science. You're worrying about nothing. The chance of anything going wrong is #minuscule.'
'Well, if you're certain, Pixie, I'll just-'
'QUICK! Grab the fire extinguisher. It's going to blow.'
#vss365
'Well, if you're certain, Pixie, I'll just-'
'QUICK! Grab the fire extinguisher. It's going to blow.'
#vss365
February 15, 2026 at 3:55 PM
'I'll have you know, Gabe, that all my experiments are based on sound pixie science. You're worrying about nothing. The chance of anything going wrong is #minuscule.'
'Well, if you're certain, Pixie, I'll just-'
'QUICK! Grab the fire extinguisher. It's going to blow.'
#vss365
'Well, if you're certain, Pixie, I'll just-'
'QUICK! Grab the fire extinguisher. It's going to blow.'
#vss365
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In this #minuscle world in a cosmos so vast wide, can we let bygones gently slide
Weight of old grudges like anchors bind but forgiveness a balm for hearts maligned
With open hearts compassion our creed, for in forgiving we find true freedom, but forgetting, maybe indeed
#vss365 #poetry #prose
Weight of old grudges like anchors bind but forgiveness a balm for hearts maligned
With open hearts compassion our creed, for in forgiving we find true freedom, but forgetting, maybe indeed
#vss365 #poetry #prose
February 15, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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The canapés were so tiny. But the party stretched on for weeks, so we got used to the portions. In fact, they became hard to finish.
Soon the waiters towered over us.
When they lifted us onto a silver tray & said, “You’re perfectly #minuscule now,” I finally understood. #vss365
Soon the waiters towered over us.
When they lifted us onto a silver tray & said, “You’re perfectly #minuscule now,” I finally understood. #vss365
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February 15, 2026 at 8:18 PM
The canapés were so tiny. But the party stretched on for weeks, so we got used to the portions. In fact, they became hard to finish.
Soon the waiters towered over us.
When they lifted us onto a silver tray & said, “You’re perfectly #minuscule now,” I finally understood. #vss365
Soon the waiters towered over us.
When they lifted us onto a silver tray & said, “You’re perfectly #minuscule now,” I finally understood. #vss365
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My old photo album has been calling to me lately.
I stroke the photo of my ex boyfriend, then check no-one’s watching, & press my lips to the glossy surface & #kiss him.
The scariest thing isn’t that he kisses me back. It’s that my Mum slaps us from the adjacent photo. #vss365
I stroke the photo of my ex boyfriend, then check no-one’s watching, & press my lips to the glossy surface & #kiss him.
The scariest thing isn’t that he kisses me back. It’s that my Mum slaps us from the adjacent photo. #vss365
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February 14, 2026 at 4:43 PM
My back aches as if I work among loggers and shearers. Stiff, I hobble towards the gate and up the path. Cherry trees drop blossom at my toes. The door is flung open and a tiny girl runs towards me. ‘Nana,’ she shouts and plunges into my arms. I plant a #kiss on her head #vss365
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February 14, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz
Issue 70
(First published 8th May 2024)
There was a warning for a reason
Don't forget to check out the other issues of the Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz over at my blog:
tstpjm.blogspot.com
#Comic #riztherogue
Issue 70
(First published 8th May 2024)
There was a warning for a reason
Don't forget to check out the other issues of the Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz over at my blog:
tstpjm.blogspot.com
#Comic #riztherogue
February 14, 2026 at 12:45 PM
The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz
Issue 70
(First published 8th May 2024)
There was a warning for a reason
Don't forget to check out the other issues of the Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz over at my blog:
tstpjm.blogspot.com
#Comic #riztherogue
Issue 70
(First published 8th May 2024)
There was a warning for a reason
Don't forget to check out the other issues of the Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz over at my blog:
tstpjm.blogspot.com
#Comic #riztherogue
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"Luna is coming ova later, nd I can't wait! Got all dese prezzies fer 'er sealed wit a #kiss from me! She'll stop complainin bout da last few years!" Riz boasted.
"The presents are all statues of you..." I said.
"She sed I'm 'er favourite thing ejit!"
#vss365 #riztherogue
"The presents are all statues of you..." I said.
"She sed I'm 'er favourite thing ejit!"
#vss365 #riztherogue
February 14, 2026 at 1:19 PM
"Luna is coming ova later, nd I can't wait! Got all dese prezzies fer 'er sealed wit a #kiss from me! She'll stop complainin bout da last few years!" Riz boasted.
"The presents are all statues of you..." I said.
"She sed I'm 'er favourite thing ejit!"
#vss365 #riztherogue
"The presents are all statues of you..." I said.
"She sed I'm 'er favourite thing ejit!"
#vss365 #riztherogue