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loach 🔞 comms open!! @loachpearl.bsky.social · Jul 2

opening art commissions for the first time in years because i can’t work in person anytime soon for health reasons 囧rz

please DM if you have any questions!! i’m happy to discuss.

examples of my work here: #loachart

fic comms form here: forms.gle/m4aNsvwgjGoQ...

rts very very appreciated 💓💓

loachpearl’s art commissions:

must provide references.

additional person or complex background= an additional 50% to the total price each.

NSFW okay!

pricing: bust, half body, full body
lineart: 28, 34, 54 dollars
monochrome/greyscale: 44, 64, 104 dollars
full color: 44, 84, 124 dollars

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loach 🔞 comms open!! @loachpearl.bsky.social · 6d

in your highest heels love shining just for me 🕺 alexa play mirrorball

loach 🔞 comms open!! @loachpearl.bsky.social · 6d

I agree ?? where did i say anything contradictory

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loach 🔞 comms open!! @loachpearl.bsky.social · 6d

opalite is so jingyuan. and father figure is of course kafka. and ruin the friendship is about yingxing. yes im life of a showgirl hsr posting

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loach 🔞 comms open!! @loachpearl.bsky.social · 6d

the lyric “it’s kind of making me wet” playing over shots of needy and jennifer drenched in blood like to charge reblog to cast

loach 🔞 comms open!! @loachpearl.bsky.social · 7d

Jennifer’s Body edit to Taylor Swift’s Actually Romantic right away right now immediately

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loach 🔞 comms open!! @loachpearl.bsky.social · 10d

have fun because I’m not !! came out the other side not even liking gianmarco anymore and not because of that audience member’s fuckass laugh
😵‍💫 don’t meet your heroes and don’t watch the comedy special of a comedian who you only knew through his crowdwork i guess ! goddamn

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loach 🔞 comms open!! @loachpearl.bsky.social · 10d

untangling a clusterfuck shitassery that is three fine metal chains while listening to gianmarco soresi’s new special to try to give me something to live for and this one person is yelping and hollering after every joke like they’re the fuckass offspring of a whooping crane and a gibbous monkey

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loach 🔞 comms open!! @loachpearl.bsky.social · 10d

they should make everyone in the audience of comedy special taping send in a file of what their laugh sounds like before they’re allowed to be there the day of

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loach 🔞 comms open!! @loachpearl.bsky.social · 11d

ehehe i think so too ❤️💃

loach 🔞 comms open!! @loachpearl.bsky.social · 11d

I’m sat AXSDDCFFV this is IMCREDIBLE!!!!! also i just noticed the wand too HELP

loach 🔞 comms open!! @loachpearl.bsky.social · 11d

just saw the tags “worth rereading” and “purple prose” side by side in the same bookmark of my twincest college au sukuita LOL

available here 👇🏼

loach 🔞 comms open!! @loachpearl.bsky.social · Nov 6

"heartbone headcrush" #sukuita | E | 3.6k

#skitDDwk24 Day 1: Incest, Overstimulation
No Curses AU, Twins, Shower Sex, Come Sharing, Somnophilia

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heartbone headcrush - loachpearl - 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga) [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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loach 🔞 comms open!! @loachpearl.bsky.social · 15d

刺魔

#shenjiu #svsss #loachart #人渣反派自救系统 #沈九 #昆曲 #铁冠图

Shen Jiu dressed as a palace maid disguised as a princess from the Chinese kunqu opera “The Prophecies of Taoist Monk Iron Headgear”. On the night of her wedding to an enemy general, she charms him into drinking himself insensate, then offs him and herself after.

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loach 🔞 comms open!! @loachpearl.bsky.social · 15d

his eyes were like mine

#bingjiu #bingqiu #svsss #luobinghe #loachart #人渣反派自救系统 #洛冰河 #冰秋
#冰九

Luo Binghe poses for an old fashioned mugshot, referenced from a still of young Gomez Addams from Netflix’s Wednesday. He has a black eye, bruised cheekbones, and blood smeared from his nose to his lips and onto his chin. The sign in front of him reads “Police Dept. Cang Qiong Luo Binghe”

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loach 🔞 comms open!! @loachpearl.bsky.social · 15d

summer

#hsr #phaidei #myphai #phainon #mydei #loachart

Mydei posed as Apollo (inspired by J.C. Leyendecker’s Apollo and Animals painting celebrating spring) in front of a blue arched background peppered with water lilies in different stages of bloom. He kneels and holds a tattered red flag instead of a lyre, strategically draped over his otherwise bared hips. In the lower right corner, a blue-eyed white lion gazes up at him with adoration while his tail curls around the end of the flag.

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loach 🔞 comms open!! @loachpearl.bsky.social · 15d

incredibly thrilled to be part of this project!!!

please look forward to the fic i've written---it does a lot with a little :3

Elythria: A Phaidei Zine @phaideizine.bsky.social · Sep 6

🌟 Writer Introduction ⊹₊ Loachpearl 🌟

From the depths of the River of Souls comes our next writer — Loach (@loachpearl.bsky.social) — with a priority delivery of finest pretty fools in all of Amphoreus (ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ.ﾟ

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loach 🔞 comms open!! @loachpearl.bsky.social · Aug 5

my son fruit 🤝 lan wangji

saying mn

loach 🔞 comms open!! @loachpearl.bsky.social · Aug 5

whenever i have to tell a pharmacist i need my meds in an easy open bottle and they start earnestly telling me the bottles are child proof and that’s why they’re like that

yes i know but the thing is they are also loach proof and my sons have no thumbs

loach 🔞 comms open!! @loachpearl.bsky.social · Jul 30

Anyway, seriously, Chinese men should call their dicks their older brothers instead. I think that would be revolutionary and good for all. 🫡

loach 🔞 comms open!! @loachpearl.bsky.social · Jul 30

so vanilla Chinese people talk about their little brothers in the bedroom???? how does that not kill the mood !!

and why didi and not gege!!! gege is by far sexier!!! by an order of magnitudes!!!

me and a guy and his 小弟弟 🙅🏻🙂‍↔️

me and a guy and his 大哥哥 ? someone’s getting pregnant and its not me 🙂‍↕️🫄🏻

loach 🔞 comms open!! @loachpearl.bsky.social · Jul 30

death the kid from soul eater more like dictate me kid send post

loach 🔞 comms open!! @loachpearl.bsky.social · Jul 29

whenever i get a comment on a fic along the lines of “no idea what i just read but I love it” i am grinning and rubbing my paws together fly style . just so you know. matter of fact im doing it right now

loach 🔞 comms open!! @loachpearl.bsky.social · Jul 28

the windows are all open and the beautiful beautiful scent of garlic is drifting in .. heart eyes except nose instead of eyes

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loach 🔞 comms open!! @loachpearl.bsky.social · Jul 27

reading svsss fic and shen yuan is surprised that liu qingge’s dick is uncut. why the hell would anyone expect chinese men to have circumcised dicks—ah.

[points at author] i know what you are…. 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

loach 🔞 comms open!! @loachpearl.bsky.social · Jul 23

my knowledge of words to describe genitalia in chinese was little to none up until yesterday when i asked my cousin and

after repeated confirmation, the sexy word for dick is 小弟弟？？？？there’s no other sexier word?? so as far as i can tell, “little brother” is the Chinese equivalent of cock??

#nsfw

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loach 🔞 comms open!! @loachpearl.bsky.social · Jul 21

it reminds me of gobbledygook which now also sounds a bit off to me 💀